So I finally broke. We moved in together.I brought a jar of peanut butter with me. She...
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So I finally broke. We moved in together.
I brought a jar of peanut butter with me. She said, "What's that?"
I said, "You know what that is." She said, "What are you gonna do with it?" I said, "I'm gonna eat this
when you're not here." She said, "What if I eat it?" -"Don't." I dunno what to say.
"I'm gonna put this in this cupboard." "Don't open this cupboard.
This is the cupboard of death." "This is where I'm gonna put
the peanut butter and my throwing stars."
I brought a jar of peanut butter with me. She said, "What's that?"
I said, "You know what that is." She said, "What are you gonna do with it?" I said, "I'm gonna eat this
when you're not here." She said, "What if I eat it?" -"Don't." I dunno what to say.
"I'm gonna put this in this cupboard." "Don't open this cupboard.
This is the cupboard of death." "This is where I'm gonna put
the peanut butter and my throwing stars."
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So I finally broke.
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We moved in together.
I brought a jar of peanut butter with me.
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She said, "What's that?"
I said, "You know what that is."
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She said, "What are you gonna do with it?"
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I said, "I'm gonna eat this
when you're not here."
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She said, "What if I eat it?"
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-"Don't."
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I dunno what to say.
"I'm gonna put this in this cupboard."
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"Don't open this cupboard.
This is the cupboard of death."
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"This is where I'm gonna put
the peanut butter and my throwing stars."
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Movie Summary
Comedian Chad Daniels sounds off on dad-shaming, dating someone with allergies and the upside of an empty nest in this edgy stand-up special.
