This is a vasectomy.I didn't drive into the wrong driveway, and now need to back out. I...
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This is a vasectomy.
I didn't drive into the wrong driveway, and now need to back out. I went into a cold operating room
with a bare nutsack, per their request, and they sliced it open, and they pulled a tube out
and they snipped it, and they burned both sides of the tube, so now my sperm runs into that
and they die right there. And then they're absorbed
back into my body. And I don't know what that means
I didn't drive into the wrong driveway, and now need to back out. I went into a cold operating room
with a bare nutsack, per their request, and they sliced it open, and they pulled a tube out
and they snipped it, and they burned both sides of the tube, so now my sperm runs into that
and they die right there. And then they're absorbed
back into my body. And I don't know what that means
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This is a vasectomy.
I didn't drive into the wrong driveway,
00:00:03.294 --> 00:00:04.838
and now need to back out.
00:00:05.422 --> 00:00:09.003
I went into a cold operating room
with a bare nutsack,
00:00:10.427 --> 00:00:11.097
per their request,
00:00:12.679 --> 00:00:14.139
and they sliced it open,
00:00:14.723 --> 00:00:17.684
and they pulled a tube out
and they snipped it,
00:00:17.684 --> 00:00:19.602
and they burned both sides of the tube,
00:00:19.602 --> 00:00:23.648
so now my sperm runs into that
and they die right there.
00:00:23.648 --> 00:00:25.734
And then they're absorbed
back into my body.
00:00:25.734 --> 00:00:27.318
And I don't know what that means.
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Movie Summary
Comedian Chad Daniels sounds off on dad-shaming, dating someone with allergies and the upside of an empty nest in this edgy stand-up special.
