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What's the argument from Catholic people?
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Chad Daniels: Empty Nester

What's the argument from Catholic people? They go, "You know the Catholic Churchdoes good...

What's the argument from Catholic people? They go, "You know the Catholic Church
does good things too, right?" "I understand that, but none of them outweigh kid-touching,
so, next." That is a silly argument

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What's the argument from Catholic people?
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They go, "You know the Catholic Church does good things too, right?"
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"I understand that,
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but none of them outweigh kid-touching, so, next."
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That is a silly argument.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:04
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Chad Daniels sounds off on dad-shaming, dating someone with allergies and the upside of an empty nest in this edgy stand-up special.
"You know, Ethel made $240 at the bake sale." - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:22
"You know, Ethel made $240 at the bake sale."
"And we can't burn the churches down - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:10
"And we can't burn the churches down
I mean, I know she said we had to start helping out around the house - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:07
I mean, I know she said we had to start helping out around t...
I also never hit my kids when they were little. - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:26
I also never hit my kids when they were little.
Guys... - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:15
Guys...
I feel like this is a perfect opportunity to tell you - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:10
I feel like this is a perfect opportunity to tell you
Then I saw him look both ways, - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:06
Then I saw him look both ways,
"As-ia-ta-tion." - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:11
"As-ia-ta-tion."
My favorite part of dropping her off is when she met her roommates. - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:27
My favorite part of dropping her off is when she met her roo...
And my daughter was like, "Just grab my bayg." - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:19
And my daughter was like, "Just grab my bayg."
I mean, that's just condensation. That doesn't even make sense. - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:12
I mean, that's just condensation. That doesn't eve...
It was in that moment I had the thought - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:21
It was in that moment I had the thought
And I thought, "You know what?" - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:08
And I thought, "You know what?"
My daughter Facetimed me, "I'm coming home for Thanksgiving." - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:23
My daughter Facetimed me, "I'm coming home for Tha...
Yeah, you're damn right. I told you I can die alone. I said that. - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:10
Yeah, you're damn right. I told you I can die alone. I ...
Here's the thing. Peanut butter has been my favorite food since I was a little boy. - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:14
Here's the thing. Peanut butter has been my favorite fo...
Have you ever had almond butter? - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:22
Have you ever had almond butter?
So I finally broke. - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:26
So I finally broke.
This is a vasectomy. I didn't drive into the wrong driveway, - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:28
This is a vasectomy. I didn't drive into the wrong driv...
They told me that and then had me leave the hospital. - Chad Daniels: Empty Nester 00:12
They told me that and then had me leave the hospital.