"Chances Are" quotes

Chances Are poster
A reincarnated man unknowingly falls in love with his own daughter from his previous life. Once he realizes this, he tries to end their relationship before angels erase his memory.

Director: Emile Ardolino
Writer: Perry Howze, Randy Howze
Production: N/A
Year: 1989
MetaScore: 62/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $16,278,590
Released: 10 Mar 1989
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 1 win & 2 nominations total

65 Clips

I just want to say congratulations - Chances Are 00:22
I just want to say congratulations
Oh Louie - Chances Are 00:23
Oh Louie
I want to have at least two more - Chances Are 00:17
I want to have at least two more
What was Miranda like at 10 - Chances Are 00:24
What was Miranda like at 10
Get out of here - Chances Are 00:27
Get out of here
Where did you learn to dance like that Inherited it from my dad - Chances Are 00:10
Where did you learn to dance like that Inherited it from my...
I can understand how a person's desires might lead her to believe that - Chances Are 00:22
I can understand how a person's desires might lead her to...
We're all connected it's all connected Under the skin - Chances Are 00:58
We're all connected it's all connected Under the skin
This your first time as a human - Chances Are 00:24
This your first time as a human
I'm not going to beat around the bush - Chances Are 00:23
I'm not going to beat around the bush
Have you had a happy life - Chances Are 00:39
Have you had a happy life
It's great to see you - Chances Are 00:21
It's great to see you
What are you doing for dinner - Chances Are 00:15
What are you doing for dinner
How have you been feeling - Chances Are 00:53
How have you been feeling
This is bad - Chances Are 00:20
This is bad
Is she always that awful - Chances Are 00:14
Is she always that awful
You want to be reborn a boy or a girl - Chances Are 00:23
You want to be reborn a boy or a girl
I think we'll call the tree George - Chances Are 00:05
I think we'll call the tree George
There's something I have to tell you - Chances Are 00:16
There's something I have to tell you
No one in Washington is as rich as Mavis - Chances Are 00:11
No one in Washington is as rich as Mavis
And I'm Cleopatra - Chances Are 00:09
And I'm Cleopatra
I was no one special - Chances Are 00:18
I was no one special
All these years - Chances Are 01:10
All these years
What do you mean - Chances Are 00:36
What do you mean
My psychiatrist says I suffer from the halo effect - Chances Are 00:24
My psychiatrist says I suffer from the halo effect
He's got you figured out - Chances Are 00:12
He's got you figured out
End of the line - Chances Are 00:17
End of the line
There's something I have to tell you - Chances Are 00:59
There's something I have to tell you
We're having a baby - Chances Are 00:14
We're having a baby
I'm just a dumb newspaper man - Chances Are 00:16
I'm just a dumb newspaper man
Weirdness is not a criminal offense - Chances Are 00:11
Weirdness is not a criminal offense
I don't know if it's just his body I'm attracted to or his soul - Chances Are 00:31
I don't know if it's just his body I'm attracted to or his...
What are you doing here - Chances Are 00:22
What are you doing here
I just want to say congratulations You and Philip make a great pair - Chances Are 00:15
I just want to say congratulations You and Philip make a...
What was Miranda like at ten At ten Precocious - Chances Are 00:21
What was Miranda like at ten At ten Precocious
I know everything about you darling - Chances Are 00:23
I know everything about you darling
Corinne I can understand how a person's desires might lead her to believe that - Chances Are 00:21
Corinne I can understand how a person's desires might lead...
This your first time as a human - Chances Are 00:19
This your first time as a human
I'm not gonna beat around the bush - Chances Are 00:23
I'm not gonna beat around the bush
Philip It's great to see you again - Chances Are 00:21
Philip It's great to see you again
What are you doing for dinner Dinner - Chances Are 00:12
What are you doing for dinner Dinner
Hi handsome - Chances Are 00:34
Hi handsome
God is she always that awful - Chances Are 00:10
God is she always that awful
What's that You want to be reborn a boy or a girl - Chances Are 00:21
What's that You want to be reborn a boy or a girl
Philip I think we'll call the tree George - Chances Are 00:05
Philip I think we'll call the tree George
No one in Washington is as rich as Mavis - Chances Are 00:09
No one in Washington is as rich as Mavis
I'm Louie Yeah and I'm Cleopatra - Chances Are 00:09
I'm Louie Yeah and I'm Cleopatra
Who were you - Chances Are 00:16
Who were you
I'm finding out once and for all what it feels like to hold the woman I love - Chances Are 00:37
I'm finding out once and for all what it feels like to hold...
Dr Bailey - Chances Are 00:32
Dr Bailey
My psychiatrist says I suffer from the halo effect - Chances Are 00:16
My psychiatrist says I suffer from the halo effect
He's got you figured out All he wants is your money - Chances Are 00:08
He's got you figured out All he wants is your money
Thanks I've been feeling very strange lately - Chances Are 00:15
Thanks I've been feeling very strange lately
We'd be back to set things straight - Chances Are 00:36
We'd be back to set things straight
Philip - Chances Are 00:12
Philip
Now look I'm just a dumb newspaperman - Chances Are 00:16
Now look I'm just a dumb newspaperman
Mom weirdness is not a criminal offence - Chances Are 00:07
Mom weirdness is not a criminal offence
I don't know if it's just his body I'm attracted to or his soul - Chances Are 00:31
I don't know if it's just his body I'm attracted to or his...
Hiya darling Shhh Mom's next door - Chances Are 00:17
Hiya darling Shhh Mom's next door
I know everything about you - Chances Are 00:55
I know everything about you
That's impossible - Chances Are 00:53
That's impossible
I'm finding out once and for all what it feels like to hold the woman I love - Chances Are 00:48
I'm finding out once and for all what it feels like to hold...
I came here to tell you - Chances Are 00:52
I came here to tell you
Go to your room - Chances Are 00:22
Go to your room
Mom's next door - Chances Are 00:33
Mom's next door

Cast

Corinne Jeffries - Cybill Shepherd
Alex Finch - Robert Downey Jr.
Philip Train - Ryan O'Neal
Miranda Jeffries - Mary Stuart Masterson
Louie Jeffries - Christopher McDonald
Judge Fenwick - Josef Sommer
Ben Bradlee - Henderson Forsythe
Woman in the Bookstore - Susan Ruttan
Conductor - Lester Lanin
Hot Dog Vendor - Richard DeAngelis
Bradlee's Secretary - Jacquelyn Drake
Bonino's Defense Attorney - Don Richards
Clerk of the Court - June Thorne
Marshall - Nat Benchley
Marshall - Cliff McMullen
Paramedic - Carey Hauser
Paramedic - Laura Cordova
First Minister - Max Trumpower
Second Minister - Dennis Mancini
Limbodrome Staff - Katie Schwarz
Limbodrome Staff - Margi Holland
Limbodrome Staff - Andrew Reilly
Mavis Talmadge - Fran Ryan
Dr. Bailey - James Noble
Richard - Marc McClure
Sally - Mimi Kennedy
Mrs. Handy - Kathleen Freeman
Archibald Blair - Dennis Patrick
Mr. Zellerbach - Martin Garner
Anthony Bonino - Gianni Russo
Aide at Smithsonian - Channing Chase
Girl On Carousel - Scout Raskin