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[Chaplin enters a London pub. Immediately, he is recognised] Ted the Drunk:
Well! Here's someone who's had a good war! Working Man:
Yeah, didn't see him in the bleedin' army! Ted the Drunk:
Come to stare at the animals, Charlie? Working Man:
Oh, go and sit down, Ted, and give your mouth a rest! Charlie Chaplin:
I just came in for a quiet drink. Here, have one on me. Ted the Drunk:
You have one on me, Mr. Charlie fucking Chaplin! [he throws his drink at him, Chaplin dodges it]
Well! Here's someone who's had a good war! Working Man:
Yeah, didn't see him in the bleedin' army! Ted the Drunk:
Come to stare at the animals, Charlie? Working Man:
Oh, go and sit down, Ted, and give your mouth a rest! Charlie Chaplin:
I just came in for a quiet drink. Here, have one on me. Ted the Drunk:
You have one on me, Mr. Charlie fucking Chaplin! [he throws his drink at him, Chaplin dodges it]
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Well here's someone who's had a good war
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Yeah you didn't see him in the bleeding army
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Come to stare at the animals Charlie
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Oh go and sit down Ted and give your mouth a rest
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I just came in for a quiet drink
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Great to see you back Charlie
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Here have one on me
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You have one on me
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Mr Charlie fucking Chaplin
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Movie Summary
An elderly Charlie Chaplin discusses his autobiography with his editor, recounting his amazing journey from his poverty-stricken childhood to world-wide success after the ingenious invention of the Little Tramp.

