Half-Baked sucked anyway!
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Billy:
[Billy and Dave are still playing video games]
Dave, can't you see I'm dying of cancer? Dave Chappelle:
[Dave pauses the game]
Billy, I'm sorry man. I was just trying to teach you a lesson! You can beat cancer but you got to be strong. I see it in you Billy, you're going to make it. Billy:
Really? Dave Chappelle:
Hell, no, nigga! You play like a bitch! Hang on a second. [unpauses the game and it's game over] Dave Chappelle:
[shouts]
Game! In your face! In your face! Feel better! [then leaves] Billy:
Half-Baked sucked anyway!
[Billy and Dave are still playing video games]
Dave, can't you see I'm dying of cancer? Dave Chappelle:
[Dave pauses the game]
Billy, I'm sorry man. I was just trying to teach you a lesson! You can beat cancer but you got to be strong. I see it in you Billy, you're going to make it. Billy:
Really? Dave Chappelle:
Hell, no, nigga! You play like a bitch! Hang on a second. [unpauses the game and it's game over] Dave Chappelle:
[shouts]
Game! In your face! In your face! Feel better! [then leaves] Billy:
Half-Baked sucked anyway!
Full Transcript
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Dave can't you see I'm dying of cancer
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Look Billy
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I'm sorry man
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Look I wasn't trying to make you feel bad
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I just I'm just trying to teach you a lesson
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You can beat cancer but if you wanna beat it
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you gotta be tough okay
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And I see it in you Billy
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you're gonna make it
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Really
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Hell no nigga you play like a bitch
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Hold up Game
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In your face in your face Billy
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Feel better
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Half Baked sucked anyway
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Movie Summary
Comedian Dave Chappelle hosts this sketch-comedy show that parodies many of the nuances of race and culture.
