No, I can't stop yelling, 'cause that's how I talk! Haven't you seen my movies? "Juice"...
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Businessman:
I'll have a Samuel Jackson. Samuel Jackson:
[shouts]
Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigga or two! Mmmm-mmm, bitch! [Jackson walks up to the businessman] Samuel Jackson:
[shouts]
How's it taste, motherfucker? Businessman:
Could you please stop yelling at me? Samuel Jackson:
[shouts]
No, I can't stop yelling, 'cause that's how I talk! Haven't you seen my movies? "Juice" That was a good one! "Deep Blue Sea" They ate me! A motherfucking shark ate me! Drink up, bitch!
I'll have a Samuel Jackson. Samuel Jackson:
[shouts]
Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigga or two! Mmmm-mmm, bitch! [Jackson walks up to the businessman] Samuel Jackson:
[shouts]
How's it taste, motherfucker? Businessman:
Could you please stop yelling at me? Samuel Jackson:
[shouts]
No, I can't stop yelling, 'cause that's how I talk! Haven't you seen my movies? "Juice" That was a good one! "Deep Blue Sea" They ate me! A motherfucking shark ate me! Drink up, bitch!
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I'll have a Samuel Adams
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I'll have a Samuel Jackson
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You know something
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I'll have a Samuel Jackson too
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Me three
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Three Samuel Jacksons coming right up
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Good motherfuckin' choice motherfucker
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Samuel Jackson made painstakingly by me
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Samuel L Jackson
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It'll get you drunk
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You'll be fuckin' fat girls in no time
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You might even fight a nigga or two
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Mmm mmm bitch
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How's it taste motherfucka'
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Huh
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Can you stop yelling at me please
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No I can't stop yelling 'cause that's how I talk
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You ain't never seen my movies
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Juice that was a good one
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Deep Blue Sea
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They ate me a fucking shark ate me
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Drink bitch
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Movie Summary
Comedian Dave Chappelle hosts this sketch-comedy show that parodies many of the nuances of race and culture.
Actors
Deadbeat Dad
