And that's from the heart!
Join the conversation
Log in or create an account to leave a comment
Log In
[R. Kelly jury selection hearing] Dave Chappelle:
Listen, lady, the burden of proof is on the state. [shouts] Dave Chappelle:
On the State! You have got to prove - *to me* - beyond a reasonable doubt whether or not this man is a pisser. Prosecutor:
Aren't your doubts unreasonable? Dave Chappelle:
No, it's not unreasonable. We're talking about a justice system that had 500 people whose cases were overturned by DNA evidence. I seen a tape where five cops beat up a nigga and they said that they had a reasonable doubt. I got my doubts too! All right? How come they never found Biggie and Tupac's murderers, but they could arrest O.J. the next day. Nicole Simpson can't rap! [pounds hand on witness stand] Dave Chappelle:
[shouts]
I want justice! You're out of order, Miss! [grabs judge's gavel and begins to pound] Dave Chappelle:
[shouts]
This whole goddamn court is out of order. Everybody! Prosecutor:
[after whispering to her partner]
Mr. Chappelle, you're dismissed. Dave Chappelle:
[pees on prosecutors while seated at the witness stand]
And that's from the heart!
Listen, lady, the burden of proof is on the state. [shouts] Dave Chappelle:
On the State! You have got to prove - *to me* - beyond a reasonable doubt whether or not this man is a pisser. Prosecutor:
Aren't your doubts unreasonable? Dave Chappelle:
No, it's not unreasonable. We're talking about a justice system that had 500 people whose cases were overturned by DNA evidence. I seen a tape where five cops beat up a nigga and they said that they had a reasonable doubt. I got my doubts too! All right? How come they never found Biggie and Tupac's murderers, but they could arrest O.J. the next day. Nicole Simpson can't rap! [pounds hand on witness stand] Dave Chappelle:
[shouts]
I want justice! You're out of order, Miss! [grabs judge's gavel and begins to pound] Dave Chappelle:
[shouts]
This whole goddamn court is out of order. Everybody! Prosecutor:
[after whispering to her partner]
Mr. Chappelle, you're dismissed. Dave Chappelle:
[pees on prosecutors while seated at the witness stand]
And that's from the heart!
Full Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.004
Listen lady the burden of proof is on the state
00:00:03.467 --> 00:00:04.009
on the state
00:00:04.967 --> 00:00:07.000
You have got to prove to me
00:00:07.067 --> 00:00:09.067
beyond a reasonable doubt
00:00:09.134 --> 00:00:12.134
whether or not this man is a pisser
00:00:12.002 --> 00:00:14.667
Aren't your doubts unreasonable
00:00:14.734 --> 00:00:16.734
No it's not unreasonable
00:00:16.008 --> 00:00:18.534
Look we're talking about a justice system
00:00:18.006 --> 00:00:21.834
that had 500 people whose cases were overturned
00:00:21.009 --> 00:00:23.267
by DNA evidence
00:00:23.334 --> 00:00:25.008
I've seen a tape where five cops beat up a nigga
00:00:25.867 --> 00:00:28.001
and they said that they had reasonable doubt
00:00:28.167 --> 00:00:30.234
I got my doubts too all right
00:00:30.003 --> 00:00:32.367
How come they didn't find Big and Tupac's murderers
00:00:32.434 --> 00:00:34.167
but they arrest O J the next day
00:00:34.234 --> 00:00:35.467
Nicole Simpson can't rap
00:00:35.534 --> 00:00:37.067
I want justice
00:00:37.167 --> 00:00:38.567
You are all
00:00:38.634 --> 00:00:43.767
this whole goddamn court is out of order everybody
00:00:43.834 --> 00:00:46.267
Mr Chappelle you're dismissed
00:00:47.867 --> 00:00:49.367
And that's from the heart
Want This Clip in HD?
Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →
Movie Summary
Comedian Dave Chappelle hosts this sketch-comedy show that parodies many of the nuances of race and culture.
