And I'm like, "Hold up nigga! Why can't I be the one in slow-motion? I'm tired of being...
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Dave Chappelle:
Ever since I've been doing this show a lot of rappers have been offering me to be in their videos. Which is nice but they get me to do stupid stuff. Like, whadda got to do, Snoop? Dave Chappelle:
[imitating Snoop Dogg]
Okay, here it is, Dave. It's a club scene and like you is dancing and Then you slip on a banana peel and land in some doo-doo. Splat. Then you rollin' around got doo-doo all over you and then here I come with my gatas', my now an' lata' gata's, steps over and Then you see me walk off in slow-motion. Dave Chappelle:
And I'm like, "Hold up nigga! Why can't I be the one in slow-motion? I'm tired of being the one in the doo-doo!"
Ever since I've been doing this show a lot of rappers have been offering me to be in their videos. Which is nice but they get me to do stupid stuff. Like, whadda got to do, Snoop? Dave Chappelle:
[imitating Snoop Dogg]
Okay, here it is, Dave. It's a club scene and like you is dancing and Then you slip on a banana peel and land in some doo-doo. Splat. Then you rollin' around got doo-doo all over you and then here I come with my gatas', my now an' lata' gata's, steps over and Then you see me walk off in slow-motion. Dave Chappelle:
And I'm like, "Hold up nigga! Why can't I be the one in slow-motion? I'm tired of being the one in the doo-doo!"
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since I've been doing this show
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a lot of rappers have been asking me to be in their videos
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Which is nice
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but they always want me to do dumb stuff
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Like I'll be like what I gotta do snoop
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Okay here it is Dave it's a club scene
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and like you was dancing and you slip on a banana peel
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and your face lands in some doo doo splat
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Now you rolling around got dookie all over you
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And then here I come with my gators on
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My now and later gators step over ya
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And all you see is me walking off in slow motion
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It's like hold up nigga
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why can't I be the one in slow motion
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I'm tired of being the one in the doo doo
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Movie Summary
Comedian Dave Chappelle hosts this sketch-comedy show that parodies many of the nuances of race and culture.
