Whoa... how'd I know? Come on dude, I couldn't pick my own penis out of a line up, all...
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Prosecutor:
What if I told you that the accusers correctly described Michael's penis to investigators? Dave Chappelle:
Sir, I have never seen Michael's alleged penis, but I bet you that I can describe it all right? Let me guess... there's a head, a shaft, some balls, hair - maybe pressed, permed hair, with glitter sprinkled on it. Prosecutor:
That's correct. Dave Chappelle:
Whoa... how'd I know? Come on dude, I couldn't pick my own penis out of a line up, all right? And me and penis is like this, son
What if I told you that the accusers correctly described Michael's penis to investigators? Dave Chappelle:
Sir, I have never seen Michael's alleged penis, but I bet you that I can describe it all right? Let me guess... there's a head, a shaft, some balls, hair - maybe pressed, permed hair, with glitter sprinkled on it. Prosecutor:
That's correct. Dave Chappelle:
Whoa... how'd I know? Come on dude, I couldn't pick my own penis out of a line up, all right? And me and penis is like this, son
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What Huh
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What Huh
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What if I told you that the accusers
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correctly described Michael's penis
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to investigators
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Sir I have never seen Michael's alleged penis
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but I bet you that I could describe it
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All right let me guess
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There's a head a shaft some balls
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hair maybe pressed permed hair
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with glitter sprinkled on it
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That is correct
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Whoa how'd I know
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Come on dude I couldn't pick my own penis
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out of a lineup all right
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And me and my penis is like this son
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Movie Summary
Comedian Dave Chappelle hosts this sketch-comedy show that parodies many of the nuances of race and culture.
