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A perfect fucking story. - No, I know, I know
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Char Man

A perfect fucking story.- No, I know, I know

A perfect fucking story.
- No, I know, I know

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A perfect fucking story. - No, I know, I know.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:41
Uploaded
Jun 11, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, horror
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Two friends visit fire-ravaged Ojai, California, intent on making a fake documentary about the infamous Ojai Vampire. However, things take a bizarre and frightening turn when they learn about a different local legend: The Char Man.
- A goddamn, fucking legend, and you fucking build - Char Man 00:05
- A goddamn, fucking legend, and you fucking build
Oooh, - Char Man 00:05
Oooh,
- It wasn't, see, where we shot before, like, - Char Man 00:08
- It wasn't, see, where we shot before, like,
- We have other things to concern about, - Char Man 00:04
- We have other things to concern about,
- Part of the legend was, they put him in a slab of cement, - Char Man 00:06
- Part of the legend was, they put him in a slab of cement,
- So, with the rocks and everything, - Char Man 00:05
- So, with the rocks and everything,
- And we'll open this way, - Char Man 00:06
- And we'll open this way,
We found the coffins, we uncover them, - Char Man 00:08
We found the coffins, we uncover them,
And, you know, we'll make it up as we go along. - Char Man 00:05
And, you know, we'll make it up as we go along.
- No, yeah, no, - Char Man 00:06
- No, yeah, no,
Lady's and gentlemen, the location of the Ojai Vampire. - Char Man 00:05
Lady's and gentlemen, the location of the Ojai Vampire.
- I was just, literally, - Char Man 00:06
- I was just, literally,
- We are on the very grounds where the Ojai Vampire had - Char Man 00:13
- We are on the very grounds where the Ojai Vampire had
- Because legend had it, you needed to move a vampire. - Char Man 00:05
- Because legend had it, you needed to move a vampire.
- Right. - 'Cause, - Char Man 00:04
- Right. - 'Cause,
- I don't know how they are going - Char Man 00:06
- I don't know how they are going
They're probably saying like, - Char Man 00:08
They're probably saying like,
There's probably so many parks that vampires used to be in. - Char Man 00:05
There's probably so many parks that vampires used to be...
No, no, we'll just make it up, we've got coffins. - Char Man 00:05
No, no, we'll just make it up, we've got coffins.
Like an interview on the bridge - Char Man 00:08
Like an interview on the bridge