"Charade" quotes

Charade poster
Romance and suspense ensue in Paris as a woman is pursued by several men who want a fortune her murdered husband had stolen. Whom can she trust?

Director: Stanley Donen
Writer: Peter Stone, Marc Behm
Production: N/A
Year: 1963
MetaScore: 83/100
ImdbRating: 7.9
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 05 Dec 1963
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 3 wins & 9 nominations total

142 Clips

Can I have one of those One of what - Charade 00:09
Can I have one of those One of what
What's your name Peter Joshua - Charade 00:26
What's your name Peter Joshua
I'm sorry I thought you were the murderer - Charade 00:11
I'm sorry I thought you were the murderer
I'll tell you what - Charade 00:14
I'll tell you what
Charles Voss stole 250 000 from the United States government - Charade 00:25
Charles Voss stole 250 000 from the United States government
Stop right now Mrs Lampert or I'll kill you - Charade 00:39
Stop right now Mrs Lampert or I'll kill you
I bet you don't really need those - Charade 00:09
I bet you don't really need those
Being murdered in cold blood is not nonsense - Charade 00:15
Being murdered in cold blood is not nonsense
You know I can't help feeling rather sorry for Scobie - Charade 00:14
You know I can't help feeling rather sorry for Scobie
Here it comes the fatherly talk - Charade 00:20
Here it comes the fatherly talk
Are you a real cowboy - Charade 00:22
Are you a real cowboy
We use the guillotine in this country - Charade 00:29
We use the guillotine in this country
What are you doing Taking off my shoes - Charade 00:14
What are you doing Taking off my shoes
Does he belong to you - Charade 00:09
Does he belong to you
Mr Bartholomew if you're trying to frighten me - Charade 00:11
Mr Bartholomew if you're trying to frighten me
Look my mama didn't raise no stupid children - Charade 00:11
Look my mama didn't raise no stupid children
Alex how can you tell if anyone's lying or not - Charade 00:36
Alex how can you tell if anyone's lying or not
But I don't understand Why do you want a divorce - Charade 00:18
But I don't understand Why do you want a divorce
Didn't Charles have any friends - Charade 00:11
Didn't Charles have any friends
Mrs Lampert do you know what C I A is - Charade 00:16
Mrs Lampert do you know what C I A is
Reggie cut it out - Charade 00:27
Reggie cut it out
Have you any idea what these things cost over here Please go on Mr Bartholomew - Charade 00:14
Have you any idea what these things cost over here Please go...
I can't stand those things - Charade 00:07
I can't stand those things
Don't tell me Ya didn't know it was loaded - Charade 00:13
Don't tell me Ya didn't know it was loaded
Do you understand French Not a word - Charade 00:08
Do you understand French Not a word
Why do people have to tell lies - Charade 00:13
Why do people have to tell lies
This nose tells me when you are lying - Charade 00:11
This nose tells me when you are lying
I bluffed the old man out of the last pot with a pair of deuces - Charade 00:11
I bluffed the old man out of the last pot with a pair of...
Are you really Carson Dyle's brother - Charade 00:20
Are you really Carson Dyle's brother
How you doing How do you think - Charade 00:11
How you doing How do you think
How about making me vice president in charge of cheering you up - Charade 00:08
How about making me vice president in charge of cheering you...
That's no reason to get a divorce - Charade 00:19
That's no reason to get a divorce
How do you shave in there - Charade 00:07
How do you shave in there
Oh poor old Herman - Charade 00:21
Oh poor old Herman
Three of them all in their pajamas C'est ridicule - Charade 00:08
Three of them all in their pajamas C'est ridicule
So it's good bye Alexander Dyle welcome home Peter Joshua - Charade 00:24
So it's good bye Alexander Dyle welcome home Peter Joshua
Is there a Mrs Dyle - Charade 00:23
Is there a Mrs Dyle
What are you doing in here - Charade 00:17
What are you doing in here
Who do you think did it - Charade 00:30
Who do you think did it
The man and the woman are married - Charade 00:13
The man and the woman are married
All right get set for the story of my life Fiction or nonfiction - Charade 00:15
All right get set for the story of my life Fiction or...
It is infuriating that your unhappiness does not turn to fat - Charade 00:07
It is infuriating that your unhappiness does not turn to fat
Do you know what's wrong with you - Charade 00:16
Do you know what's wrong with you
He must have known Charles pretty well How can you tell - Charade 00:10
He must have known Charles pretty well How can you tell
Tell me Mr Dyle Where were you at 3 30 a m - Charade 00:28
Tell me Mr Dyle Where were you at 3 30 a m
What do I have to do to satisfy you Become the next victim - Charade 00:17
What do I have to do to satisfy you Become the next victim
You won't be able to lie on your back for a few days - Charade 00:08
You won't be able to lie on your back for a few days
You're blocking my view Oh - Charade 00:15
You're blocking my view Oh
Could I have one of those - Charade 00:19
Could I have one of those
But we're divorced - Charade 00:48
But we're divorced
I'm getting a divorce - Charade 00:50
I'm getting a divorce
I'll tell you what - Charade 00:34
I'll tell you what
The best for last - Charade 01:10
The best for last
I'm sorry I thought you were the murderer - Charade 00:18
I'm sorry I thought you were the murderer
I can't help feeling sorry for Scobie - Charade 00:29
I can't help feeling sorry for Scobie
If I had a quarter of a million dollars - Charade 00:51
If I had a quarter of a million dollars
Charles Voss stole  250 - Charade 00:52
Charles Voss stole 250
Or I'll kill you - Charade 01:01
Or I'll kill you
What are you doing - Charade 00:32
What are you doing
Does he belong to you - Charade 00:29
Does he belong to you
Being murdered in cold blood is not nonsense - Charade 00:26
Being murdered in cold blood is not nonsense
I don't know who anybody is - Charade 00:30
I don't know who anybody is
The fatherly talk - Charade 00:30
The fatherly talk
I've got something here - Charade 00:19
I've got something here
Before we start that - Charade 00:07
Before we start that
A truthful white foot - Charade 00:26
A truthful white foot
Didn't Charles have any friends - Charade 00:19
Didn't Charles have any friends
Eat your dinner - Charade 00:25
Eat your dinner
If you're trying to frighten me - Charade 00:24
If you're trying to frighten me
You didn't have to chase me so hard - Charade 00:53
You didn't have to chase me so hard
Are you really Carson Dyle's brother - Charade 00:44
Are you really Carson Dyle's brother
Do you know what C - Charade 00:21
Do you know what C
My mama didn't raise no stupid children - Charade 00:17
My mama didn't raise no stupid children
I can't stand these things - Charade 00:24
I can't stand these things
I don't understand - Charade 00:35
I don't understand
You didn't know it was loaded - Charade 00:32
You didn't know it was loaded
Get set for the story of my life - Charade 02:39
Get set for the story of my life
Do you understand French - Charade 00:22
Do you understand French
Well now what are you doing - Charade 00:31
Well now what are you doing
Any minute now we could be assassinated - Charade 00:51
Any minute now we could be assassinated
Why do people have to tell lies - Charade 00:35
Why do people have to tell lies
This nose tells me when you are lying - Charade 00:34
This nose tells me when you are lying
But we are divorced - Charade 00:24
But we are divorced
That's the only name I've got - Charade 00:19
That's the only name I've got
We use the guillotine in this country - Charade 00:55
We use the guillotine in this country
When you come on - Charade 00:09
When you come on
With a pair of deuces - Charade 00:36
With a pair of deuces
That's no reason to get a divorce - Charade 01:00
That's no reason to get a divorce
Brian Crookshank - Charade 00:32
Brian Crookshank
HOW DO YOU THINK - Charade 00:31
HOW DO YOU THINK
How are you doing - Charade 00:33
How are you doing
You know I'd tell you if I had it - Charade 00:28
You know I'd tell you if I had it
How would you like a spanking - Charade 00:28
How would you like a spanking
And if I were you - Charade 00:22
And if I were you
For a few minutes - Charade 00:16
For a few minutes
He's the only one husband I have - Charade 00:20
He's the only one husband I have
I've got something that stings like crazy - Charade 00:29
I've got something that stings like crazy
How about making me vice president in charge of cheering you up - Charade 00:22
How about making me vice president in charge of cheering you...
On the street where you live - Charade 00:15
On the street where you live
Poor old Herman - Charade 00:37
Poor old Herman
And you fell for it like an egg from a tall chicken - Charade 00:30
And you fell for it like an egg from a tall chicken
We didn't steal it - Charade 00:36
We didn't steal it
Peppermint flavored heroin - Charade 00:15
Peppermint flavored heroin
All in their pyjamas - Charade 00:18
All in their pyjamas
Is there a Mrs - Charade 00:33
Is there a Mrs
What are you doing in here - Charade 00:23
What are you doing in here
Is there only one Charles Lampert - Charade 00:14
Is there only one Charles Lampert
Why do you think Tex did it - Charade 00:45
Why do you think Tex did it
Do you realize you've had three names in the past two days - Charade 00:50
Do you realize you've had three names in the past two days
The man and woman are married - Charade 00:24
The man and woman are married
This is a ludicrous situation - Charade 00:29
This is a ludicrous situation
It is infuriating that your unhappiness does not turn to fat - Charade 00:22
It is infuriating that your unhappiness does not turn to fat
Do you know what's wrong with you - Charade 00:11
Do you know what's wrong with you
Not until you proof to me that you're really Brian Crookshank - Charade 00:38
Not until you proof to me that you're really Brian...
How can you tell - Charade 00:26
How can you tell
He must've known Charles pretty well - Charade 00:20
He must've known Charles pretty well
Where were you at 3 - Charade 00:36
Where were you at 3
I don't suppose so - Charade 01:29
I don't suppose so
What did you say - Charade 01:28
What did you say
What did you expect me to say - Charade 01:32
What did you expect me to say
You're blocking my view - Charade 00:26
You're blocking my view
But you're divorced - Charade 00:24
But you're divorced
In my room - Charade 00:39
In my room
How do you shave in there - Charade 00:12
How do you shave in there
How about that - Charade 01:51
How about that
Here it comes - Charade 00:36
Here it comes
Good night - Charade 00:19
Good night
From Charles - Charade 00:22
From Charles
Don't tell me - Charade 00:30
Don't tell me
Do we know each other - Charade 00:52
Do we know each other
Charles is - Charade 00:22
Charles is
Bartholomew - Charade 00:22
Bartholomew
Are you a real cowboy - Charade 00:21
Are you a real cowboy
Adam Canfield - Charade 00:49
Adam Canfield
With our mouths shut - Charade 00:17
With our mouths shut
Cut it out - Charade 00:35
Cut it out
Why should I - Charade 00:31
Why should I
When strangers do meet in far off lands - Charade 00:49
When strangers do meet in far off lands
What is it - Charade 00:24
What is it
What do I have to do to satisfy you - Charade 00:23
What do I have to do to satisfy you
What are you - Charade 01:42
What are you
They were mine - Charade 00:17
They were mine

Cast

Peter Joshua - Cary Grant
Regina Lampert - Audrey Hepburn
Hamilton Bartholomew - Walter Matthau
Tex Panthollow - James Coburn
Herman Scobie - George Kennedy
Sylvie Gaudet - Dominique Minot
Leopold W. Gideon - Ned Glass
Insp. Edouard Grandpierre - Jacques Marin
Mr. Felix - Paul Bonifas
Jean-Louis Gaudet - Thomas Chelimsky
Subway Passenger - Marc Arian
Taxi Driver - Marcel Bernier
Man in Stamp Market - Georges Billy
Man in Stamp Market - Albert Daumergue
Taxi Driver - Raoul Delfosse
Passer-by in the Public Garden - Lucien Desagneaux
Man in Elevator - Stanley Donen
Hamilton Bartholomew - Colin Drake
Man Smoking Cigarette in Nightclub - Mel Ferrer
Man Who Writes in the Terrace of the Cafe - Jean Gold
Extra - Chantal Goya
German Tourist - Clément Harari
Master of Ceremonies at Les Black Sheep Club - Monte Landis
Hotel Receptionnist - Bernard Musson
Italian Representative in EURESCO - Antonio Passalia
Ice Cream Salesman - Jacques Préboist
Man in Elevator - Peter Stone
British Representative in EURESCO - Anthony Stuart
Embassy Driver - Michel Thomass
Subway Passenger - André Tomasi
Mortuary Employee - Roger Trapp
Hallmark Employee in the Subway - Louis Viret