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"Charlie Bartlett" quotes

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A rich kid becomes the self-appointed psychiatrist to the student body of his new high school.

Director: Jon Poll
Writer: Gustin Nash
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, romance
Year: 2007
MetaScore: 54/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $3,951,699
Released: 22 Feb 2008
Awards: 1 win

69 video clips

Murphy BivensCharlie BartlettKip CrombwellSusan GardnerNathan GardnerDr. Stan WeathersDr. P. SarossyMarilyn BartlettHenry FreemontDustin LauderbachWhitney DrummondA / V Jones (as Aubrey Graham)Dr. Jacob Kaufmann
I believe it's an attach case - Charlie Bartlett 00:50 I believe it's an attach case My name is Charlie Bartlett - Charlie Bartlett 00:36 My name is Charlie Bartlett Duh dude This place sucks - Charlie Bartlett 00:09 Duh dude This place sucks I just think you're missing the big picture What big picture - Charlie Bartlett 00:35 I just think you're missing the big picture What big... For the first time everybody likes me - Charlie Bartlett 00:21 For the first time everybody likes me You don't feel normal - Charlie Bartlett 00:08 You don't feel normal I must say of all the kids applying for a summer internship - Charlie Bartlett 00:28 I must say of all the kids applying for a summer internship How's that working for you - Charlie Bartlett 00:08 How's that working for you How's that going for you Some days are better than others - Charlie Bartlett 00:08 How's that going for you Some days are better than... Mom they were just starting to appreciate me - Charlie Bartlett 00:18 Mom they were just starting to appreciate me I guess I should tell you - Charlie Bartlett 00:35 I guess I should tell you Never never attack a drunk guy with a gun Do you understand - Charlie Bartlett 00:06 Never never attack a drunk guy with a gun Do you understand I encourage you to listen all you like but let's face it - Charlie Bartlett 00:19 I encourage you to listen all you like but let's face... Everybody needs to vent a little now and again don't you figure - Charlie Bartlett 00:18 Everybody needs to vent a little now and again don't... What's the deal with your father - Charlie Bartlett 00:34 What's the deal with your father You were going to kill yourself - Charlie Bartlett 00:20 You were going to kill yourself I'll see you in the sequel bitch Thank you - Charlie Bartlett 00:04 I'll see you in the sequel bitch Thank you This is a school not a prison - Charlie Bartlett 00:09 This is a school not a prison I guess what I'm trying to say is it just - Charlie Bartlett 00:22 I guess what I'm trying to say is it just Okay maybe you're not a total tool - Charlie Bartlett 00:24 Okay maybe you're not a total tool Maybe you got slapped around one too many times - Charlie Bartlett 00:37 Maybe you got slapped around one too many times Now your mom tells me that you've been getting into scrapes with the other boys - Charlie Bartlett 00:25 Now your mom tells me that you've been getting into... Well what about your mom - Charlie Bartlett 00:21 Well what about your mom Hey Charlie Hey Whitney What's going on - Charlie Bartlett 00:36 Hey Charlie Hey Whitney What's going on Hey Whitney Hi Murphy - Charlie Bartlett 00:33 Hey Whitney Hi Murphy Charlie come on - Charlie Bartlett 00:37 Charlie come on Well I think it's safe to say that you're grounded - Charlie Bartlett 00:17 Well I think it's safe to say that you're grounded Obsessive behavior is I guess what you guys call it - Charlie Bartlett 00:20 Obsessive behavior is I guess what you guys call it Yeah Fuck him up Murph How does that feel - Charlie Bartlett 00:07 Yeah Fuck him up Murph How does that feel Now your mom tells me that you've been getting into scrapes with the other boys - Charlie Bartlett 00:12 Now your mom tells me that you've been getting into... Watch Murphy Bivens' fists of fury pummel your best friends - Charlie Bartlett 00:13 Watch Murphy Bivens' fists of fury pummel your best... I'm just a kid - Charlie Bartlett 00:03 I'm just a kid If it helps your decision - Charlie Bartlett 00:08 If it helps your decision They didn't give you a locker in the teachers' lounge - Charlie Bartlett 00:04 They didn't give you a locker in the teachers'... Well at least you're attracted to somebody - Charlie Bartlett 00:07 Well at least you're attracted to somebody Oh shit I'm so sorry I didn't mean to do that - Charlie Bartlett 00:08 Oh shit I'm so sorry I didn't mean to do that Trust me Doc bringing psychiatric drugs and teenagers together - Charlie Bartlett 00:09 Trust me Doc bringing psychiatric drugs and teenagers... There are worse crimes than tax evasion - Charlie Bartlett 00:23 There are worse crimes than tax evasion I think Dustin Lauderbach may be a - Charlie Bartlett 00:57 I think Dustin Lauderbach may be a I used to love coming home to hear you singing in the other room - Charlie Bartlett 00:04 I used to love coming home to hear you singing in the other... What's that Is that a briefcase - Charlie Bartlett 00:33 What's that Is that a briefcase I mean look at me I'm as fit as a fucking fiddle - Charlie Bartlett 00:05 I mean look at me I'm as fit as a fucking fiddle Thank you Thank you very much - Charlie Bartlett 00:30 Thank you Thank you very much Hi I'm Charlie - Charlie Bartlett 00:09 Hi I'm Charlie

Cast

Charlie Bartlett - Anton Yelchin
Nathan Gardner - Robert Downey Jr.
Marilyn Bartlett - Hope Davis
Susan Gardner - Kat Dennings
Murphy Bivens - Tyler Hilton
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