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Murphy Bivens:
I think Dustin Lauderbach may be a... [wiggles his hand in a suggestive manner] Charlie Bartlett:
I think you're just jealous 'cause you don't have any artistic ambitions. Murphy Bivens:
Fuck you, dude. In fifth grade, I played Linus in "You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown." And I was good. Charlie Bartlett:
Really? Murphy Bivens:
Yeah. Charlie Bartlett:
Wow, I didn't know that. Murphy Bivens:
If I'm jealous - "if" - it's because only guys like Dustin Lauderbach can get girls like Whitney Drummond. Charlie Bartlett:
You wanna' hook up with Whitney Drummond? Murphy Bivens:
No. I wanna' to do it right. That's the kind of girl you go dinner and a movie with. Charlie Bartlett:
[looks a bit skeptical]
I don't know, you'd have to clean up quite a bit. Murphy Bivens:
[scoffs]
Not in this life. Charlie Bartlett:
So, why did you stop doing the school play? Murphy Bivens:
I kept getting my ass kicked by people like me. Charlie Bartlett:
Murph, we really have to have conversations like this more often Murphy Bivens:
Oh, bite me
I think Dustin Lauderbach may be a... [wiggles his hand in a suggestive manner] Charlie Bartlett:
I think you're just jealous 'cause you don't have any artistic ambitions. Murphy Bivens:
Fuck you, dude. In fifth grade, I played Linus in "You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown." And I was good. Charlie Bartlett:
Really? Murphy Bivens:
Yeah. Charlie Bartlett:
Wow, I didn't know that. Murphy Bivens:
If I'm jealous - "if" - it's because only guys like Dustin Lauderbach can get girls like Whitney Drummond. Charlie Bartlett:
You wanna' hook up with Whitney Drummond? Murphy Bivens:
No. I wanna' to do it right. That's the kind of girl you go dinner and a movie with. Charlie Bartlett:
[looks a bit skeptical]
I don't know, you'd have to clean up quite a bit. Murphy Bivens:
[scoffs]
Not in this life. Charlie Bartlett:
So, why did you stop doing the school play? Murphy Bivens:
I kept getting my ass kicked by people like me. Charlie Bartlett:
Murph, we really have to have conversations like this more often Murphy Bivens:
Oh, bite me
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I think Dustin Lauderbach may be a
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I think you're just jealous 'cause you don't have any artistic ambitions
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Fuck you dude In fifth grade
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I played Linus in You're A Good Man Charlie Brown
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And I was good
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Really Yeah
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Wow I didn't know that
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If I'm jealous if
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it's because only guys like Dustin Lauderbach
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can get girls like Whitney Drummond
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You wanna hook up with Whitney Drummond
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No
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I want to do it right
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That's the kind of girl you go dinner and a movie with
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I don't know you'd have to clean up quite a bit
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SCOFFS
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Not in this life
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So why did you stop doing the school play
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Oh I kept getting my ass kicked by people like me
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Murph we really have to have conversations like this more often
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Oh bite me
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Movie Summary
A rich kid becomes the self-appointed psychiatrist to the student body of his new high school.
Actors
Murphy Bivens
Charlie Bartlett
