Charlie and the Chocolate Factory quotes

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory poster
When Willy Wonka decides to let five children into his chocolate factory, he decides to release five golden tickets in five separate chocolate bars, causing complete mayhem. The tickets start to be found, with the fifth going to a very special boy, called Charlie Bucket. With his Grandpa, Charlie joins the rest of the children to experience the most amazing factory ever. But not everything goes to plan within the factory.

Director: Tim Burton
Writer: Roald Dahl (book), John August (screenplay)
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 72/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $206,100,000
Released: 15 Jul 2005
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 15 wins & 50 nominations.


105 Clips & Quotes

Do you like my meadow - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 01:06 Do you like my meadow My dear children - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:37 My dear children Pity about that chocolate fellow - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 02:47 Pity about that chocolate fellow There's plenty of money out there - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:55 There's plenty of money out there Why is everything here completely pointless - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:27 Why is everything here completely pointless The best kind of prize is a  sur prise - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:15 The best kind of prize is a sur prise I'm Veruca Salt - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:32 I'm Veruca Salt Who wants a beard - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:45 Who wants a beard You smell like peanuts - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 You smell like peanuts Let's go put him in the taffy puller - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:18 Let's go put him in the taffy puller I WANT a SQUIRREL - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 01:52 I WANT a SQUIRREL Where are they taking her - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:56 Where are they taking her Don't touch that squirrel's nuts - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:18 Don't touch that squirrel's nuts The earth says hello - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 The earth says hello Where is my son - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 01:32 Where is my son Why would Augustus' name already be in the Oompa Loompa song unless they - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:46 Why would Augustus' name already be in the Oompa Loompa song... Somebody grab him - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 Somebody grab him Charlie Bucket won a chocolate factory - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:37 Charlie Bucket won a chocolate factory Our Charlie gets only one a year - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 01:22 Our Charlie gets only one a year I don't know if you remember me - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:49 I don't know if you remember me I'd rather you didn't - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 03:19 I'd rather you didn't I can't understand a word you're saying - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:53 I can't understand a word you're saying This is the Puppet Hospital and Burn Center - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 This is the Puppet Hospital and Burn Center I saw Willy Wonka with my own two eyes - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:19 I saw Willy Wonka with my own two eyes Don't you want to know our names - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 Don't you want to know our names If I go with you to the factory - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:24 If I go with you to the factory You're all quite short - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:45 You're all quite short I'm much more flexible now - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:16 I'm much more flexible now What do you mean - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:59 What do you mean I've got to be more careful where I park this thing - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:17 I've got to be more careful where I park this thing I think there's someone at the door - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 I think there's someone at the door I want a flying glass elevator - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:26 I want a flying glass elevator What's so funny - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:46 What's so funny And the rest of you must be their p p - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:15 And the rest of you must be their p p Ought to be called cavities on a stick - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:15 Ought to be called cavities on a stick Sorry we're late - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 Sorry we're late Can you imagine Augustus flavored - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:22 Can you imagine Augustus flavored I haven't seen bicuspids like these since - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:23 I haven't seen bicuspids like these since I realized in that moment - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:16 I realized in that moment I'm Violet Beauregarde - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:37 I'm Violet Beauregarde I'm Augustus Gloop - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:43 I'm Augustus Gloop I only had to buy one candy bar - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:37 I only had to buy one candy bar The amazing chocolatier - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 01:04 The amazing chocolatier I believe they're going to treat us to a little song - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 02:18 I believe they're going to treat us to a little song Will Violet always be a blueberry - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:52 Will Violet always be a blueberry An important room - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:32 An important room Would you like some chocolate - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 Would you like some chocolate I'd rather not talk about this one - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 I'd rather not talk about this one That doesn't make sense - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:36 That doesn't make sense How do you feel about little raspberry kites - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:36 How do you feel about little raspberry kites He's completely unharmed - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 He's completely unharmed The little brute - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 02:22 The little brute How many children are left - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:28 How many children are left Or more clever than other children - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 01:04 Or more clever than other children Are they real people - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:53 Are they real people Don't push my button - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 Don't push my button I want another pony - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 I want another pony Is he gonna be skinny - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 Is he gonna be skinny Please don't eat your fingers - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:17 Please don't eat your fingers I was having a flashback - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:18 I was having a flashback I want to go in - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 I want to go in Let's be friends - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:10 Let's be friends What do you use Hair Cream for - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:17 What do you use Hair Cream for It's gotta be real big - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:35 It's gotta be real big Why hold onto it - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:23 Why hold onto it Makes their noses itch - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:47 Makes their noses itch I wanna show you guys something - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:13 I wanna show you guys something The administrations offices - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:13 The administrations offices Who do we have here - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:21 Who do we have here I've just been informed that the incinerator's broken - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:33 I've just been informed that the incinerator's broken Told you he'd be a porker - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 Told you he'd be a porker The tale of Violet Beauregarde - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 03:12 The tale of Violet Beauregarde You found Wonka's last golden ticket - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 You found Wonka's last golden ticket Nothing goes better with cabbage than cabbage - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:16 Nothing goes better with cabbage than cabbage You mean that's it - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:17 You mean that's it What a beastly girl - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:19 What a beastly girl Let's keep on truckin' - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 Let's keep on truckin' Do you have an appointment - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:16 Do you have an appointment The most important thing we've learned as far as children are concerned - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 02:39 The most important thing we've learned as far as children... Are you using the Havermax 4000 to do your sorting - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:21 Are you using the Havermax 4000 to do your sorting But it didn't close forever - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 01:46 But it didn't close forever Wasn't that just magnificent - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:30 Wasn't that just magnificent You really shouldn't mumble - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:22 You really shouldn't mumble I've been longing to press that button for years - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:33 I've been longing to press that button for years Just put me back in the other way - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:27 Just put me back in the other way Your mum and I thought - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:34 Your mum and I thought Eyes on the prize - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 Eyes on the prize I cannot understand a single word you're saying - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:17 I cannot understand a single word you're saying That all seemed rather rehearsed - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 That all seemed rather rehearsed This is a room I know all about - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 This is a room I know all about My name is Willy Wonka - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:28 My name is Willy Wonka The waterfall is most important - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:33 The waterfall is most important Try some of this - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:19 Try some of this She's even worse than the fat boy - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 She's even worse than the fat boy He's Willy Wonka - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:10 He's Willy Wonka What kind of a room is that - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:13 What kind of a room is that That is not a good thing you do - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:13 That is not a good thing you do Sounds like my kinda gum - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 Sounds like my kinda gum Candy is a waste of time - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:39 Candy is a waste of time Let's see what the damage is this year - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:15 Let's see what the damage is this year Why would Augustus' name already be in the Oompa Loompa song - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:59 Why would Augustus' name already be in the Oompa Loompa song Are the Oompa Loompas really joking - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:24 Are the Oompa Loompas really joking That very night - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:19 That very night Where's my Golden Ticket - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:17 Where's my Golden Ticket What do you say - screenshot from movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 02:40 What do you say

Cast

Willy Wonka - Johnny Depp
Charlie Bucket - Freddie Highmore
Grandpa Joe - David Kelly
Mrs. Bucket - Helena Bonham Carter
Mr. Bucket - Noah Taylor
Mrs. Beauregarde - Missi Pyle
Mr. Salt - James Fox
Oompa Loompa - Deep Roy
Dr. Wonka - Christopher Lee
Mr. Teavee - Adam Godley
Mrs. Gloop - Franziska Troegner
Violet Beauregarde - AnnaSophia Robb
Veruca Salt - Julia Winter
Mike Teavee - Jordan Fry
Augustus Gloop - Philip Wiegratz
Little Willy Wonka - Blair Dunlop
Grandma Georgina - Liz Smith
Grandma Josephine - Eileen Essell
Grandpa George - David Morris
Prince Pondicherry - Nitin Ganatra
Princess Pondicherry - Shelley Conn
Prodnose - Chris Cresswell
Slugworth - Philip Philmar
Finckelgruber - Tony Kirwood
TV Reporter - Todd Boyce
Moroccan Market Vendor - Nayef Rashed
Moroccan Market Trader - Menis Yousry
Mr. Gloop - Harry Taylor
German Reporter - Hubertus Geller
Mrs. Salt - Francesca Hunt
Denver Reporter - Garrick Hagon
Man with Dog - Kevin Eldon
Man with Dog - Mark Heap
Tall Man - Roger Frost
Shopkeeper - Oscar James
Customer in Shop - Colette Appleby
Woman In Shop - Debora Weston
Jolly Woman - Annette Badland
Museum Guard (as Stephen Hope-Wynne) - Steve Hope Wynne
Narrator - Geoffrey Holder
Extra - Robert Boas
Factory Worker - Lucy-Anne Brooks
Character Dancer - Elena Buda
Factory Worker - Rene Costa
Policeman - Ray Donn
Woman in Shop - Julie Eagleton
Factory worker - Laine Edwards
Oompa Loompa - Danny Elfman
Woman in shop - Aiko Horiuchi
Crowd Member - Stephen Humby
Salts Nuts Girl - Jynine James
Salts Nut Girl - Hollie Kemp
Factory Worker - Michelle Kernohan
Chorus Dancer - Sara Kirkpatrick
Journalist - Brigitte Millar
Bubble Gum Child - Georgina Minter-Brown
Zombie Dancer - Valery Richardson
Policewoman - Georgie Smith
News Cameraman - Brian Teles
Ompa Lompa - Caroline Thielemann
Child at the Gate - River Thompson
Photographer - Ray Verma
Policeman - John Warman
Violet's Neighbor - Tracy Yarkoni