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"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" quotes

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A young boy wins a tour through the most magnificent chocolate factory in the world, led by the world's most unusual candy maker.

Director: Tim Burton
Writer: Roald Dahl, John August
Production: N/A
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 72/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $206,459,076
Released: 15 Jul 2005
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 15 wins & 52 nominations total
You're all quite short aren't you Well yeah We're children - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 You're all quite short aren't you Well yeah We're children You smell like peanuts - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:17 You smell like peanuts You don't understand anything about science - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:22 You don't understand anything about science You can't run a chocolate factory - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 You can't run a chocolate factory Yes but you're blue - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Yes but you're blue Will Violet always be a blueberry - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:15 Will Violet always be a blueberry Why is everything here completely pointless - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Why is everything here completely pointless Who wants a beard Well - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 Who wants a beard Well Who do we have here - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 Who do we have here Whipped cream Precisely - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:16 Whipped cream Precisely Where is my son Where does that pipe go to - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:30 Where is my son Where does that pipe go to What's so funny - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:18 What's so funny What are they doing - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 02:07 What are they doing Well - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 01:36 Well VERUCA WAILS - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 02:49 VERUCA WAILS This is the Puppet Hospital and Burn Center - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 This is the Puppet Hospital and Burn Center There's plenty of money out there - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:32 There's plenty of money out there There's always the chance they decided not to light it today - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 There's always the chance they decided not to light it today There it is - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 There it is Then you should've brought some - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:04 Then you should've brought some The best kind of prize is a surprise - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:04 The best kind of prize is a surprise Sorry we're late We were brainstorming - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 Sorry we're late We were brainstorming So if I go with you to the factory I won't ever see my family again - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 So if I go with you to the factory I won't ever see my... Oh thank heavens He's completely unharmed - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Oh thank heavens He's completely unharmed Now how many children are left - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 Now how many children are left Nothing's impossible Charlie - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Nothing's impossible Charlie NARRATOR This is a story of an ordinary little boy - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:33 NARRATOR This is a story of an ordinary little boy NARRATOR ln the end Charlie Bucket won a chocolate factory - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:25 NARRATOR ln the end Charlie Bucket won a chocolate factory Mr Wonka l don't know if you'll remember me - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 Mr Wonka l don't know if you'll remember me Mr Wonka Huh - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:21 Mr Wonka Huh Lollipops - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Lollipops Little girl - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Little girl Let's go put him in the taffy puller Taffy puller - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Let's go put him in the taffy puller Taffy puller Let's be friends Best friends - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:04 Let's be friends Best friends L don't care Well you should care - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:10 L don't care Well you should care I've tried it on like 20 Oompa Loompas and each one ended up as a blueberry - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 I've tried it on like 20 Oompa Loompas and each one ended up... It's gotta be real big because you know how on TV - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:10 It's gotta be real big because you know how on TV In the end I only had to buy one candy bar - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:13 In the end I only had to buy one candy bar I'm Veruca Salt It's very nice to meet you sir - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:10 I'm Veruca Salt It's very nice to meet you sir I'm sorry I was having a flashback - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 I'm sorry I was having a flashback I'd rather not talk about this one - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:04 I'd rather not talk about this one I think there's someone at the door - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 I think there's someone at the door I sure hope no part of him gets left behind - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:21 I sure hope no part of him gets left behind I saw Willy Wonka with my own two eyes - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:13 I saw Willy Wonka with my own two eyes I realized in that moment - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 I realized in that moment I have to be more careful where l park this thing - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 I have to be more careful where l park this thing I did - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 01:17 I did I am Augustus Gloop I love your chocolate - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:27 I am Augustus Gloop I love your chocolate How do you feel about little raspberry kites - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 How do you feel about little raspberry kites Hey little boy - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Hey little boy Heavens - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:47 Heavens Good morning starshine - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Good morning starshine Ew somebody grab him - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:04 Ew somebody grab him Everything in this room is eatable - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 Everything in this room is eatable Daddy l want another pony - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Daddy l want another pony Daddy l want to go in - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 Daddy l want to go in Daddy l want a squirrel - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:53 Daddy l want a squirrel Daddy l want a flying glass elevator - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 Daddy l want a flying glass elevator Come on - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Come on Charlie Mum and I thought - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:38 Charlie Mum and I thought Can you imagine Augustus flavored chocolate coated Gloop Ew - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Can you imagine Augustus flavored chocolate coated Gloop Ew But luckily for us we have the great glass elevator to speed things along - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 But luckily for us we have the great glass elevator to speed... But l taste so good - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:04 But l taste so good Boy is he gonna be skinny - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:03 Boy is he gonna be skinny Balderdash The kids who are going to find the golden tickets - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 01:05 Balderdash The kids who are going to find the golden tickets AUGUSTUS Don't you want to know our names - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 AUGUSTUS Don't you want to know our names Are they real people - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:25 Are they real people And the rest of you must be their - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:24 And the rest of you must be their And do you like my meadow Try some of my grass - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:24 And do you like my meadow Try some of my grass An important room this - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 An important room this A retard could figure it out - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:17 A retard could figure it out You mean that's it - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 You mean that's it You know just last week I was reading in a very important medical journal - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:22 You know just last week I was reading in a very important... You found Wonka's last golden ticket - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 You found Wonka's last golden ticket [WONKA TlTTERS] - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 [WONKA TlTTERS] Why hold on to it Why not start a new piece - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:10 Why hold on to it Why not start a new piece Who are you - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Who are you Which end should we open first? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Which end should we open first? What do you use hair cream for - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 What do you use hair cream for

Cast

Willy Wonka - Johnny Depp
Charlie Bucket - Freddie Highmore
Grandpa Joe - David Kelly
Mrs. Bucket - Helena Bonham Carter
Mr. Bucket - Noah Taylor