Charlie and the Chocolate Factory quotes

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A young boy wins a tour through the most magnificent chocolate factory in the world, led by the world's most unusual candy maker.

Director: Tim Burton
Writer: Roald Dahl, John August
Production: Village Roadshow Pictures, Warner Bros., Zanuck Company, Plan B Films
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 72/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $206,459,076
Released: 15 Jul 2005
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 15 wins & 52 nominations total


114 Clips & Quotes

Do you like my meadow - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 01:06 Do you like my meadow My dear children - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:37 My dear children Pity about that chocolate fellow - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 02:47 Pity about that chocolate fellow There's plenty of money out there - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:55 There's plenty of money out there Why is everything here completely pointless - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:27 Why is everything here completely pointless The best kind of prize is a  sur prise - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:15 The best kind of prize is a sur prise I'm Veruca Salt - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:32 I'm Veruca Salt Who wants a beard - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:45 Who wants a beard You smell like peanuts - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 You smell like peanuts Let's go put him in the taffy puller - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:18 Let's go put him in the taffy puller I WANT a SQUIRREL - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 01:52 I WANT a SQUIRREL Where are they taking her - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:56 Where are they taking her Don't touch that squirrel's nuts - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:18 Don't touch that squirrel's nuts The earth says hello - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 The earth says hello Where is my son - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 01:32 Where is my son Why would Augustus' name already be in the Oompa Loompa song unless they - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:46 Why would Augustus' name already be in the Oompa Loompa song... Somebody grab him - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 Somebody grab him Charlie Bucket won a chocolate factory - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:37 Charlie Bucket won a chocolate factory Our Charlie gets only one a year - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 01:22 Our Charlie gets only one a year I don't know if you remember me - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:49 I don't know if you remember me I'd rather you didn't - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 03:19 I'd rather you didn't I can't understand a word you're saying - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:53 I can't understand a word you're saying This is the Puppet Hospital and Burn Center - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 This is the Puppet Hospital and Burn Center I saw Willy Wonka with my own two eyes - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:19 I saw Willy Wonka with my own two eyes Don't you want to know our names - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 Don't you want to know our names If I go with you to the factory - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:24 If I go with you to the factory You're all quite short - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:45 You're all quite short I'm much more flexible now - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:16 I'm much more flexible now What do you mean - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 01:01 What do you mean I've got to be more careful where I park this thing - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:17 I've got to be more careful where I park this thing I think there's someone at the door - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 I think there's someone at the door I want a flying glass elevator - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:26 I want a flying glass elevator What's so funny - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:46 What's so funny And the rest of you must be their p p - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:15 And the rest of you must be their p p Ought to be called cavities on a stick - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:15 Ought to be called cavities on a stick Sorry we're late - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 Sorry we're late Can you imagine Augustus flavored - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:22 Can you imagine Augustus flavored I haven't seen bicuspids like these since - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:23 I haven't seen bicuspids like these since I realized in that moment - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:16 I realized in that moment I'm Violet Beauregarde - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:37 I'm Violet Beauregarde I'm Augustus Gloop - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:43 I'm Augustus Gloop I only had to buy one candy bar - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:37 I only had to buy one candy bar The amazing chocolatier - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 01:04 The amazing chocolatier I believe they're going to treat us to a little song - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 02:18 I believe they're going to treat us to a little song Will Violet always be a blueberry - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:52 Will Violet always be a blueberry An important room - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:32 An important room Would you like some chocolate - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 Would you like some chocolate I'd rather not talk about this one - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 I'd rather not talk about this one That doesn't make sense - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:36 That doesn't make sense How do you feel about little raspberry kites - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:36 How do you feel about little raspberry kites He's completely unharmed - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 He's completely unharmed Nothing's impossible - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 Nothing's impossible The little brute - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 02:22 The little brute How many children are left - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:28 How many children are left Or more clever than other children - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 01:04 Or more clever than other children Are they real people - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:53 Are they real people But lucky for us - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:25 But lucky for us Don't push my button - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 Don't push my button I want another pony - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 I want another pony Is he gonna be skinny - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 Is he gonna be skinny Please don't eat your fingers - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:17 Please don't eat your fingers I was having a flashback - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:18 I was having a flashback I don't know what he's talking about - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:41 I don't know what he's talking about I want to go in - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 I want to go in Let's be friends - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:10 Let's be friends What do you use Hair Cream for - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:17 What do you use Hair Cream for It's gotta be real big - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:35 It's gotta be real big Why hold onto it - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:23 Why hold onto it Makes their noses itch - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:47 Makes their noses itch I wanna show you guys something - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:13 I wanna show you guys something The administrations offices - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:13 The administrations offices Who do we have here - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:21 Who do we have here I've just been informed that the incinerator's broken - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:33 I've just been informed that the incinerator's broken Told you he'd be a porker - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 Told you he'd be a porker My chocolate must be untouched by human hands - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:27 My chocolate must be untouched by human hands The tale of Violet Beauregarde - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 03:12 The tale of Violet Beauregarde You found Wonka's last golden ticket - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 You found Wonka's last golden ticket Nothing goes better with cabbage than cabbage - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:16 Nothing goes better with cabbage than cabbage You mean that's it - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:17 You mean that's it What a beastly girl - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:19 What a beastly girl Let's keep on truckin' - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 Let's keep on truckin' Do you have an appointment - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:16 Do you have an appointment The most important thing we've learned as far as children are concerned - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 02:39 The most important thing we've learned as far as children... Are you using the Havermax 4000 to do your sorting - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:21 Are you using the Havermax 4000 to do your sorting But it didn't close forever - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 01:46 But it didn't close forever Wasn't that just magnificent - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:30 Wasn't that just magnificent You really shouldn't mumble - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:22 You really shouldn't mumble I've been longing to press that button for years - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:33 I've been longing to press that button for years Just put me back in the other way - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:27 Just put me back in the other way Your mum and I thought - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:34 Your mum and I thought Eyes on the prize - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 Eyes on the prize I cannot understand a single word you're saying - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:17 I cannot understand a single word you're saying That all seemed rather rehearsed - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 That all seemed rather rehearsed This is a room I know all about - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 This is a room I know all about My name is Willy Wonka - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:28 My name is Willy Wonka The waterfall is most important - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:33 The waterfall is most important Can you send other things - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 01:08 Can you send other things Try some of this - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:19 Try some of this She's even worse than the fat boy - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 She's even worse than the fat boy He's Willy Wonka - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:10 He's Willy Wonka What kind of a room is that - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:13 What kind of a room is that You little freaks - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 You little freaks That is not a good thing you do - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:13 That is not a good thing you do Sounds like my kinda gum - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 Sounds like my kinda gum Candy is a waste of time - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:39 Candy is a waste of time Let's see what the damage is this year - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:15 Let's see what the damage is this year Why would Augustus' name already be in the Oompa Loompa song - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:59 Why would Augustus' name already be in the Oompa Loompa song I've always made whatever candy I felt like - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:31 I've always made whatever candy I felt like Are the Oompa Loompas really joking - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:24 Are the Oompa Loompas really joking That very night - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:19 That very night Where's my Golden Ticket - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:17 Where's my Golden Ticket What do you say - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 02:40 What do you say Exactly the same - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:47 Exactly the same A very long time - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 01:49 A very long time

Cast

Willy Wonka - Johnny Depp
Charlie Bucket - Freddie Highmore
Grandpa Joe - David Kelly
Mrs. Bucket - Helena Bonham Carter
Mr. Bucket - Noah Taylor
Mrs. Beauregarde - Missi Pyle
Mr. Salt - James Fox
Oompa Loompa - Deep Roy
Dr. Wonka - Christopher Lee
Mr. Teavee - Adam Godley
Mrs. Gloop - Franziska Troegner
Violet Beauregarde - AnnaSophia Robb
Veruca Salt - Julia Winter
Mike Teavee - Jordan Fry
Augustus Gloop - Philip Wiegratz
Little Willy Wonka - Blair Dunlop
Grandma Georgina - Liz Smith
Grandma Josephine - Eileen Essell
Grandpa George - David Morris
Prince Pondicherry - Nitin Ganatra
Princess Pondicherry - Shelley Conn
Prodnose - Chris Cresswell
Slugworth - Philip Philmar
Finckelgruber - Tony Kirwood
TV Reporter - Todd Boyce
Moroccan Market Vendor - Nayef Rashed
Moroccan Market Trader - Menis Yousry
Mr. Gloop - Harry Taylor
German Reporter - Hubertus Geller
Mrs. Salt - Francesca Hunt
Denver Reporter - Garrick Hagon
Man with Dog - Kevin Eldon
Man with Dog - Mark Heap
Tall Man - Roger Frost
Shopkeeper - Oscar James
Customer in Shop - Colette Appleby
Woman In Shop - Debora Weston
Jolly Woman - Annette Badland
Museum Guard (as Stephen Hope-Wynne) - Steve Hope Wynne
Narrator - Geoffrey Holder
Extra - Robert Boas
Factory Worker - Lucy-Anne Brooks
Character Dancer - Elena Buda
Factory Worker - Rene Costa
Policeman - Ray Donn
Woman in Shop - Julie Eagleton
Factory worker - Laine Edwards
Oompa Loompa - Danny Elfman
Woman in shop - Aiko Horiuchi
Crowd Member - Stephen Humby
Salts Nuts Girl - Jynine James
Salts Nut Girl - Hollie Kemp
Factory Worker - Michelle Kernohan
Chorus Dancer - Sara Kirkpatrick
Journalist - Brigitte Millar
Bubble Gum Child - Georgina Minter-Brown
Zombie Dancer - Valery Richardson
Policewoman - Georgie Smith
News Cameraman - Brian Teles
Ompa Lompa - Caroline Thielemann
Child at the Gate - River Thompson
Photographer - Ray Verma
Policeman - John Warman
Violet's Neighbor - Tracy Yarkoni