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A young boy wins a tour through the most magnificent chocolate factory in the world, led by the world's most unusual candy maker.

Director: Tim Burton
Writer: Roald Dahl, John August
Production: N/A
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 72/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $206,459,076
Released: 15 Jul 2005
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 15 wins & 52 nominations total
You're all quite short aren't you Well yeah We're children - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 You're all quite short aren't you Well yeah... You smell like peanuts - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:17 You smell like peanuts You don't understand anything about science - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:22 You don't understand anything about science You can't run a chocolate factory - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 You can't run a chocolate factory Yes but you're blue - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Yes but you're blue Will Violet always be a blueberry - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:15 Will Violet always be a blueberry Why is everything here completely pointless - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Why is everything here completely pointless Who wants a beard Well - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 Who wants a beard Well Who do we have here - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 Who do we have here Whipped cream Precisely - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:16 Whipped cream Precisely Where is my son Where does that pipe go to - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:30 Where is my son Where does that pipe go to What's so funny - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:18 What's so funny What are they doing - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 02:07 What are they doing Well - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 01:36 Well VERUCA WAILS - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 02:49 VERUCA WAILS This is the Puppet Hospital and Burn Center - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 This is the Puppet Hospital and Burn Center There's plenty of money out there - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:32 There's plenty of money out there There's always the chance they decided not to light it today - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 There's always the chance they decided not to light it... There it is - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 There it is Then you should've brought some - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:04 Then you should've brought some The best kind of prize is a surprise - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:04 The best kind of prize is a surprise Sorry we're late We were brainstorming - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 Sorry we're late We were brainstorming So if I go with you to the factory I won't ever see my family again - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 So if I go with you to the factory I won't ever see my... Oh thank heavens He's completely unharmed - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Oh thank heavens He's completely unharmed Now how many children are left - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 Now how many children are left Nothing's impossible Charlie - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Nothing's impossible Charlie NARRATOR This is a story of an ordinary little boy - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:33 NARRATOR This is a story of an ordinary little boy NARRATOR ln the end Charlie Bucket won a chocolate factory - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:25 NARRATOR ln the end Charlie Bucket won a chocolate factory Mr Wonka l don't know if you'll remember me - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 Mr Wonka l don't know if you'll remember me Mr Wonka Huh - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:21 Mr Wonka Huh Lollipops - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Lollipops Little girl - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Little girl Let's go put him in the taffy puller Taffy puller - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Let's go put him in the taffy puller Taffy puller Let's be friends Best friends - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:04 Let's be friends Best friends L don't care Well you should care - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:10 L don't care Well you should care I've tried it on like 20 Oompa Loompas and each one ended up as a blueberry - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 I've tried it on like 20 Oompa Loompas and each one... It's gotta be real big because you know how on TV - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:10 It's gotta be real big because you know how on TV In the end I only had to buy one candy bar - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:13 In the end I only had to buy one candy bar I'm Veruca Salt It's very nice to meet you sir - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:10 I'm Veruca Salt It's very nice to meet you sir I'm sorry I was having a flashback - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 I'm sorry I was having a flashback I'd rather not talk about this one - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:04 I'd rather not talk about this one I think there's someone at the door - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 I think there's someone at the door I sure hope no part of him gets left behind - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:21 I sure hope no part of him gets left behind I saw Willy Wonka with my own two eyes - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:13 I saw Willy Wonka with my own two eyes I realized in that moment - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 I realized in that moment I have to be more careful where l park this thing - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 I have to be more careful where l park this thing I did - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 01:17 I did I am Augustus Gloop I love your chocolate - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:27 I am Augustus Gloop I love your chocolate How do you feel about little raspberry kites - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 How do you feel about little raspberry kites Hey little boy - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Hey little boy Heavens - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:47 Heavens Good morning starshine - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Good morning starshine Ew somebody grab him - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:04 Ew somebody grab him Everything in this room is eatable - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 Everything in this room is eatable Daddy l want another pony - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Daddy l want another pony Daddy l want to go in - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 Daddy l want to go in Daddy l want a squirrel - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:53 Daddy l want a squirrel Daddy l want a flying glass elevator - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 Daddy l want a flying glass elevator Come on - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Come on Charlie Mum and I thought - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:38 Charlie Mum and I thought Can you imagine Augustus flavored chocolate coated Gloop Ew - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Can you imagine Augustus flavored chocolate coated Gloop Ew But luckily for us we have the great glass elevator to speed things along - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 But luckily for us we have the great glass elevator to speed... But l taste so good - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:04 But l taste so good Boy is he gonna be skinny - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:03 Boy is he gonna be skinny Balderdash The kids who are going to find the golden tickets - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 01:05 Balderdash The kids who are going to find the golden tickets AUGUSTUS Don't you want to know our names - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 AUGUSTUS Don't you want to know our names Are they real people - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:25 Are they real people And the rest of you must be their - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:24 And the rest of you must be their And do you like my meadow Try some of my grass - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:24 And do you like my meadow Try some of my grass An important room this - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 An important room this A retard could figure it out - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:17 A retard could figure it out You mean that's it - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 You mean that's it You know just last week I was reading in a very important medical journal - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:22 You know just last week I was reading in a very important... You found Wonka's last golden ticket - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 You found Wonka's last golden ticket [WONKA TlTTERS] - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 [WONKA TlTTERS] Why hold on to it Why not start a new piece - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:10 Why hold on to it Why not start a new piece Who are you - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Who are you Which end should we open first? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Which end should we open first? What do you use hair cream for - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 What do you use hair cream for Well let's keep on trucking - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Well let's keep on trucking We were barely making
ends meet as it was. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:24 We were barely making ends meet as it was. Up and Out What kind of room is that - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Up and Out What kind of room is that Uh you really shouldn't mumble - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Uh you really shouldn't mumble Try some of this It'll do you good You look starved to death - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Try some of this It'll do you good You look starved to... Told you it'd be a porker - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:04 Told you it'd be a porker The waterfall is most important - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:19 The waterfall is most important The waterfall is most important - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:17 The waterfall is most important The prince sent an urgent telegram
requesting a new palace... - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:22 The prince sent an urgent telegram requesting a new palace..... The nerve of some people. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 The nerve of some people. Thank you, darling. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 Thank you, darling. Such a good boy, really. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:15 Such a good boy, really. Stop the boat I wanna show you guys something - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Stop the boat I wanna show you guys something So can you send other things - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:21 So can you send other things She's even worse than the fat boy - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:04 She's even worse than the fat boy -Parents.
-Yeah. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 -Parents. -Yeah. OOMPA LOOMPAS SlNGING The most important thing - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 01:24 OOMPA LOOMPAS SlNGING The most important thing One Wonka Whipple-Scrumptious
Fudgemallow Delight, please. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 One Wonka Whipple-Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight, please. Oh well Nothing goes better with cabbage than cabbage - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Oh well Nothing goes better with cabbage than cabbage Let's see what the damage is this year shall we - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Let's see what the damage is this year shall we Now, do be careful, my dear children. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:13 Now, do be careful, my dear children. Now, Charlie,
you mustn't feel too disappointed... - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 Now, Charlie, you mustn't feel too disappointed... No one would buy it - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 01:11 No one would buy it NARRATOR:
Indeed, that very night... - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 NARRATOR: Indeed, that very night... NARRATOR Indeed that very night - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 NARRATOR Indeed that very night My secret hoard. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:31 My secret hoard. My name is Willy Wonka - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 My name is Willy Wonka [MUSlC SLOWS AND WARBLES] - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 [MUSlC SLOWS AND WARBLES] Mumbler - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Mumbler [MUFFLED DIALOGUE] - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 [MUFFLED DIALOGUE] MR. SALT: Three days went by,
and we had no luck. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:25 MR. SALT: Three days went by, and we had no luck. Mom! Dad! - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:10 Mom! Dad! Maybe I should wait till morning. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 Maybe I should wait till morning. Just put me back in the other way - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 Just put me back in the other way I've just been informed that the incinerator's broken - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 I've just been informed that the incinerator's... I've been longing to press that button for years - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:15 I've been longing to press that button for years I've always made whatever candy I felt like and I - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:18 I've always made whatever candy I felt like and I Is it just me or does Wonka seem a few quarters short of a buck - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Is it just me or does Wonka seem a few quarters short of a... Is it just me or does Wonka seem
a few quarters short of a buck? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:21 Is it just me or does Wonka seem a few quarters short of a b... In the end,
I only had to buy one candy bar. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:13 In the end, I only had to buy one candy bar. IN MR WONKA'S VOlCE Candy is a waste of time - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 IN MR WONKA'S VOlCE Candy is a waste of time I'd rather not talk about this one - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:04 I'd rather not talk about this one I invited five children to the factory - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 02:07 I invited five children to the factory Holy buckets - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:04 Holy buckets -Good night.
ALL: Night, Charlie. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 -Good night. ALL: Night, Charlie. "Good morning, starshine. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 "Good morning, starshine. Eyes on the prize Violet - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 Eyes on the prize Violet Eyes on the prize, Violet. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 Eyes on the prize, Violet. Dragonflies - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:04 Dragonflies Do you have an appointment - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 Do you have an appointment Did you see that some kid in Russia
found the last golden ticket? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 Did you see that some kid in Russia found the last golden ti... Daddy, l want another pony. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:22 Daddy, l want another pony. Daddy, l want to go in. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:15 Daddy, l want to go in. Come forward. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 Come forward. Charlie, Mum and I thought... - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Charlie, Mum and I thought... But it didn't close forever It's open right now - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:55 But it didn't close forever It's open right now Back off you little freaks - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:03 Back off you little freaks Augustus my child that is not a good thing you do - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Augustus my child that is not a good thing you do Are you using the Havermax 4000 to do your sorting - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 Are you using the Havermax 4000 to do your sorting Are the Oompa Loompas really joking Of course they're joking - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 Are the Oompa Loompas really joking Of course they're... An important room, this. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 An important room, this. All you had to do was track
the manufacturing dates... - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:24 All you had to do was track the manufacturing dates... All right, let's see who found it. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:16 All right, let's see who found it. Ah, well. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:16 Ah, well. Ah the administration offices - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Ah the administration offices Ah this is a room l know all about - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Ah this is a room l know all about Because I can't understand a word you're saying - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Because I can't understand a word you're saying You mean that's it? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:23 You mean that's it? WONKA: The whole place is nothing
but thick jungles... - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:16 WONKA: The whole place is nothing but thick jungles... Willy? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Willy? Why hold on to it?
Why not start a new piece? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:10 Why hold on to it? Why not start a new piece? Why is everything here
completely pointless? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:28 Why is everything here completely pointless? Who went and spoiled her, who indeed? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:25 Who went and spoiled her, who indeed? Where do you live? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Where do you live? -Where do they come from?
-Who are they? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:29 -Where do they come from? -Who are they? What time do you think
they'll be back? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 What time do you think they'll be back? What do you use hair cream for? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:27 What do you use hair cream for? What are they doing? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 What are they doing? Watch this. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 Watch this. Watch the screen. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:25 Watch the screen. The waterfall is most important - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory The waterfall is most important Veruca. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:27 Veruca. Veruca. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:16 Veruca. "Up and Out"?
What kind of room is that? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 "Up and Out"? What kind of room is that? This is the Puppet Hospital
and Burn Center. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 This is the Puppet Hospital and Burn Center. They lived in tree houses to escape from
the fierce creatures who lived below. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:29 They lived in tree houses to escape from the fierce creature... There it is. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 There it is. -There he is.
-Mike. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:21 -There he is. -Mike. The waterfall is most important. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:19 The waterfall is most important. The cocoa bean is the thing from which
chocolate is made, so l told the chief: - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 The cocoa bean is the thing from which chocolate is made, so... That's just it, isn't it? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 That's just it, isn't it? -Squirrels.
-Yeah. Squirrels. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 -Squirrels. -Yeah. Squirrels. Now let's see what the damage is shall we - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Now let's see what the damage is shall we Speed things along. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Speed things along. Sorry, son. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 Sorry, son. She's swelling up. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 She's swelling up. People, keep an eye out. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 People, keep an eye out. [OOMPA-LOOMPAS SlNGING] - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 [OOMPA-LOOMPAS SlNGING] Oh, look. Look. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Oh, look. Look. Oh, my goodness. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:24 Oh, my goodness. Now... - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Now... Now, she may be stuck in the chute
just below the top. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 Now, she may be stuck in the chute just below the top. Now, this is the most important room
in the entire factory. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:13 Now, this is the most important room in the entire factory. NARRATOR: ln the end Charlie Bucket
won a chocolate factory. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:25 NARRATOR: ln the end Charlie Bucket won a chocolate factory. NARRATOR:
It was on this day... - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 NARRATOR: It was on this day... MR. SALT:
Veruca! - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:27 MR. SALT: Veruca! Mother? What's happening to me? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Mother? What's happening to me? Look, Mother.
I'm much more flexible now. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Look, Mother. I'm much more flexible now. Little girl? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Little girl? [LAUGHlNG] - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:25 [LAUGHlNG] I've tried it on, like, 20 Oompa-Loompas,
and each one ended up as a blueberry. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:21 I've tried it on, like, 20 Oompa-Loompas, and each one ... It's turning blue. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:27 It's turning blue. It's gotta be real big
because you know how on TV... - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:10 It's gotta be real big because you know how on TV... It's gone. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 It's gone. It's beautiful. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 It's beautiful. "It will be the end of all kitchens
and all cooking. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:30 "It will be the end of all kitchens and all cooking. I'm sorry, I was having a flashback. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:16 I'm sorry, I was having a flashback. I went to Loompaland looking for
exotic new flavors for candy. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 I went to Loompaland looking for exotic new flavors for cand... I want you to roll Miss Beauregarde
into the boat... - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:27 I want you to roll Miss Beauregarde into the boat... I wanna pick a room. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 I wanna pick a room.

Cast

Willy Wonka - Johnny Depp
Charlie Bucket - Freddie Highmore
Grandpa Joe - David Kelly
Mrs. Bucket - Helena Bonham Carter
Mr. Bucket - Noah Taylor