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A young boy wins a tour through the most magnificent chocolate factory in the world, led by the world's most unusual candy maker.

Director: Tim Burton
Writer: Roald Dahl, John August
Production: N/A
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 72/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $206,459,076
Released: 15 Jul 2005
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 15 wins & 52 nominations total
You little freaks - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 You little freaks And do you like my meadow Try some of my grass - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:24 And do you like my meadow Try some of my grass Everything in this room is eatable - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 Everything in this room is eatable There's plenty of money out there - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:25 There's plenty of money out there Strawberry flavored chocolate coated fudge - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:35 Strawberry flavored chocolate coated fudge Why is everything here completely pointless - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Why is everything here completely pointless The best kind of prize is a surprise - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:04 The best kind of prize is a surprise Daddy I want a squirrel - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:35 Daddy I want a squirrel Let's go put him in the taffy puller Taffy puller - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Let's go put him in the taffy puller Taffy puller Who wants a beard Well - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 Who wants a beard Well You smell like peanuts - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:17 You smell like peanuts I'm Veruca Salt It's very nice to meet you sir - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:10 I'm Veruca Salt It's very nice to meet you sir Where are they taking her - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 Where are they taking her Good morning starshine - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Good morning starshine Mr Wonka I don't know if you'll remember me - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 Mr Wonka I don't know if you'll remember me Where is my son Where does that pipe go to - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:30 Where is my son Where does that pipe go to In the end Charlie Bucket won a chocolate factory - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 In the end Charlie Bucket won a chocolate factory Little girl - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Little girl Mr Wonka Huh - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:21 Mr Wonka Huh So if I go with you to the factory I won't ever see my family again - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 So if I go with you to the factory I won't ever see my... Balderdash The kids who are going to find the golden tickets - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:34 Balderdash The kids who are going to find the golden tickets I think there's someone at the door - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 I think there's someone at the door Don't you want to know our names - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 Don't you want to know our names Look Mother I'm much more flexible now - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Look Mother I'm much more flexible now You don't understand anything about science - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:22 You don't understand anything about science Daddy I want a flying glass elevator - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 Daddy I want a flying glass elevator On the 1 st of February you must come to the factory gates at 10 a m Sharp - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 On the 1 st of February you must come to the factory gates... I saw Willy Wonka with my own two eyes - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:13 I saw Willy Wonka with my own two eyes I'd give anything in the world just to go in one more time - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:35 I'd give anything in the world just to go in one more... I sure hope no part of him gets left behind - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:21 I sure hope no part of him gets left behind I am Augustus Gloop I love your chocolate - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:27 I am Augustus Gloop I love your chocolate This is the Puppet Hospital and Burn Center - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 This is the Puppet Hospital and Burn Center What's so funny - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:18 What's so funny Sorry we're late We were brainstorming - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 Sorry we're late We were brainstorming In the end I only had to buy one candy bar - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:13 In the end I only had to buy one candy bar Can you imagine Augustus flavored chocolate coated Gloop Ew - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Can you imagine Augustus flavored chocolate coated Gloop Ew I realized in that moment - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 I realized in that moment Mr Wonka I'm Violet Beauregarde - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 Mr Wonka I'm Violet Beauregarde Lollipops - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Lollipops Nothing's impossible Charlie - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Nothing's impossible Charlie It's a miracle - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:26 It's a miracle Would you like some chocolate Sure - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 Would you like some chocolate Sure Heavens - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:27 Heavens You're all quite short aren't you Well yeah We're children - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 You're all quite short aren't you Well yeah... Oh I see - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:32 Oh I see Will Violet always be a blueberry - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:15 Will Violet always be a blueberry I have to be more careful where I park this thing - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 I have to be more careful where I park this thing Whipped cream Precisely - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:16 Whipped cream Precisely How do you feel about little raspberry kites - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 How do you feel about little raspberry kites Now how many children are left - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 Now how many children are left An important room this - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 An important room this Ew somebody grab him - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:04 Ew somebody grab him Willy Wonka Willy Wonka - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:36 Willy Wonka Willy Wonka Daddy I want another pony - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Daddy I want another pony Oh thank heavens He's completely unharmed - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Oh thank heavens He's completely unharmed Never never let them - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 Never never let them Let's be friends Best friends - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:04 Let's be friends Best friends Are they real people - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:25 Are they real people But luckily for us we have the great glass elevator to speed things along - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 But luckily for us we have the great glass elevator to speed... Hey little boy - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Hey little boy Boy is he gonna be skinny - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:03 Boy is he gonna be skinny Augustus please don't eat your fingers - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Augustus please don't eat your fingers Who do we have here - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 Who do we have here I'm terribly sorry - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:16 I'm terribly sorry Daddy I want to go in - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 Daddy I want to go in A retard could figure it out - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:17 A retard could figure it out It's gotta be real big because you know how on TV - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:10 It's gotta be real big because you know how on TV Charlie Mum and I thought - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:32 Charlie Mum and I thought Eyes on the prize Violet - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 Eyes on the prize Violet Mumbler - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Mumbler My name is Willy Wonka - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 My name is Willy Wonka Who are you - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Who are you Stop the boat I wanna show you guys something - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Stop the boat I wanna show you guys something Ah the administration offices - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Ah the administration offices I've just been informed that the incinerator's broken - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 I've just been informed that the incinerator's... Augustus my child that is not a good thing you do - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:30 Augustus my child that is not a good thing you do You found Wonka's last golden ticket - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 You found Wonka's last golden ticket Little girl - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:32 Little girl Do you have an appointment - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 Do you have an appointment Oh well Nothing goes better with cabbage than cabbage - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Oh well Nothing goes better with cabbage than cabbage You mean that's it - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 You mean that's it What a beastly girl - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 What a beastly girl Well let's keep on trucking - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Well let's keep on trucking He cannot think he only sees - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:34 He cannot think he only sees Are you using the Havermax 4000 to do your sorting - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 Are you using the Havermax 4000 to do your sorting But it didn't close forever It's open right now - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:35 But it didn't close forever It's open right now What do you use hair cream for - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 What do you use hair cream for What kind of a question is that - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:33 What kind of a question is that Uh you really shouldn't mumble - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Uh you really shouldn't mumble I've been longing to press that button for years - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:15 I've been longing to press that button for years Just put me back in the other way - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 Just put me back in the other way Why hold on to it Why not start a new piece - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:10 Why hold on to it Why not start a new piece I say that all seemed rather rehearsed Like they knew it was gonna happen - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 I say that all seemed rather rehearsed Like they knew it was... Ah this is a room I know all about - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Ah this is a room I know all about The waterfall is most important - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:13 The waterfall is most important So can you send other things - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:21 So can you send other things Try some of this It'll do you good You look starved to death - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Try some of this It'll do you good You look starved to... She's even worse than the fat boy - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:04 She's even worse than the fat boy Up and Out What kind of room is that - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Up and Out What kind of room is that Augustus my child that is not a good thing you do - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Augustus my child that is not a good thing you do It sounds weird It sounds like my kind of gum - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 It sounds weird It sounds like my kind of gum Candy is a waste of time - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 Candy is a waste of time Let's see what the damage is this year shall we - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Let's see what the damage is this year shall we You know just last week I was reading in a very important medical journal - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:22 You know just last week I was reading in a very important... Told you it'd be a porker - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:04 Told you it'd be a porker Mr Wonka Huh - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:33 Mr Wonka Huh I've always made whatever candy I felt like and I - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:18 I've always made whatever candy I felt like and I Are the Oompa Loompas really joking Of course they're joking - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 Are the Oompa Loompas really joking Of course they're... Indeed that very night - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Indeed that very night Where's my golden ticket - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:03 Where's my golden ticket I invited five children to the factory - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:16 I invited five children to the factory You can't run a chocolate factory - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 You can't run a chocolate factory There it is - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 There it is I'd rather not talk about this one - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 I'd rather not talk about this one For years and years she chews away - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 For years and years she chews away The waterfall is most important - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:22 The waterfall is most important Holy buckets - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Holy buckets Charlie's father worked at the local toothpaste factory - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:25 Charlie's father worked at the local toothpaste factory I'll have you - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:04 I'll have you I'd rather not talk about this one - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 I'd rather not talk about this one Back off you little freaks - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:04 Back off you little freaks Is it just me or does Wonka seem a few quarters short of a buck - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Is it just me or does Wonka seem a few quarters short of a... Ah, this is a room l know all about. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:15 Ah, this is a room l know all about. Ah, the administration offices. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Ah, the administration offices. ALL:
Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:25 ALL: Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop All these years... - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 All these years... ALL:
Trick or treat! - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:27 ALL: Trick or treat! Augustus, please
don't eat your fingers. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Augustus, please don't eat your fingers. Augustus, watch out! - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 Augustus, watch out! But l suppose, in that case, I'll just-- - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:17 But l suppose, in that case, I'll just-- But the food they longed for the most
was the cocoa bean. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:21 But the food they longed for the most was the cocoa bean. CHARLlE:
Mr. Wonka? Mr. Wonka? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 CHARLlE: Mr. Wonka? Mr. Wonka? Daddy, l want a flying glass elevator. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 Daddy, l want a flying glass elevator. Daddy, look over there. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:16 Daddy, look over there. Daddy. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:15 Daddy. Do you have an appointment? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:17 Do you have an appointment? Every drop of the river... - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Every drop of the river... [GASPS] - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 [GASPS] [GRUNTlNG] - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:17 [GRUNTlNG] Heavens. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:13 Heavens. Here. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:25 Here. He's gone. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:31 He's gone. Holy buckets. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:15 Holy buckets. -How can they see where they're going?
-They can't. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 -How can they see where they're going? -They can't... -How is it, honey?
-lt's amazing! - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:29 -How is it, honey? -lt's amazing! I think we've got the wrong house. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:10 I think we've got the wrong house. I wanna pick a room. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 I wanna pick a room. I want you to roll Miss Beauregarde
into the boat... - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:27 I want you to roll Miss Beauregarde into the boat... I went to Loompaland looking for
exotic new flavors for candy. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 I went to Loompaland looking for exotic new flavors for cand... I'm sorry, I was having a flashback. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:16 I'm sorry, I was having a flashback. "It will be the end of all kitchens
and all cooking. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:30 "It will be the end of all kitchens and all cooking. It's beautiful. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 It's beautiful. It's gone. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 It's gone. It's gotta be real big
because you know how on TV... - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:10 It's gotta be real big because you know how on TV... It's turning blue. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:27 It's turning blue. I've tried it on, like, 20 Oompa-Loompas,
and each one ended up as a blueberry. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:21 I've tried it on, like, 20 Oompa-Loompas, and each one ... [LAUGHlNG] - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:25 [LAUGHlNG] Little girl? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Little girl? Look, Mother.
I'm much more flexible now. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Look, Mother. I'm much more flexible now. Mother? What's happening to me? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Mother? What's happening to me? MR. SALT:
Veruca! - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:27 MR. SALT: Veruca! NARRATOR:
It was on this day... - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 NARRATOR: It was on this day... NARRATOR: ln the end Charlie Bucket
won a chocolate factory. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:25 NARRATOR: ln the end Charlie Bucket won a chocolate factory. Now, this is the most important room
in the entire factory. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:13 Now, this is the most important room in the entire factory. Now, she may be stuck in the chute
just below the top. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 Now, she may be stuck in the chute just below the top. Now... - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Now... Oh, my goodness. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:24 Oh, my goodness. Oh, look. Look. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Oh, look. Look. [OOMPA-LOOMPAS SlNGING] - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 [OOMPA-LOOMPAS SlNGING] People, keep an eye out. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 People, keep an eye out. She's swelling up. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 She's swelling up. Sorry, son. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 Sorry, son. Speed things along. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Speed things along. Now let's see what the damage is shall we - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Now let's see what the damage is shall we -Squirrels.
-Yeah. Squirrels. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 -Squirrels. -Yeah. Squirrels. That's just it, isn't it? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 That's just it, isn't it? The cocoa bean is the thing from which
chocolate is made, so l told the chief: - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 The cocoa bean is the thing from which chocolate is made, so... The waterfall is most important. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:19 The waterfall is most important. -There he is.
-Mike. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:21 -There he is. -Mike. There it is. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 There it is. They lived in tree houses to escape from
the fierce creatures who lived below. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:29 They lived in tree houses to escape from the fierce creature... This is the Puppet Hospital
and Burn Center. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 This is the Puppet Hospital and Burn Center. "Up and Out"?
What kind of room is that? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 "Up and Out"? What kind of room is that? Veruca. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:16 Veruca. Veruca. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:27 Veruca. The waterfall is most important - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory The waterfall is most important Watch the screen. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:25 Watch the screen. Watch this. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 Watch this. What are they doing? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 What are they doing? What do you use hair cream for? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:27 What do you use hair cream for? What time do you think
they'll be back? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 What time do you think they'll be back? -Where do they come from?
-Who are they? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:29 -Where do they come from? -Who are they? Where do you live? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Where do you live? Who went and spoiled her, who indeed? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:25 Who went and spoiled her, who indeed? Why is everything here
completely pointless? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:28 Why is everything here completely pointless? Why hold on to it?
Why not start a new piece? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:10 Why hold on to it? Why not start a new piece? Willy? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Willy? WONKA: The whole place is nothing
but thick jungles... - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:16 WONKA: The whole place is nothing but thick jungles... You mean that's it? - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:23 You mean that's it?

Cast

Willy Wonka - Johnny Depp
Charlie Bucket - Freddie Highmore
Grandpa Joe - David Kelly
Mrs. Bucket - Helena Bonham Carter
Mr. Bucket - Noah Taylor