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"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" quotes

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A young boy wins a tour through the most magnificent chocolate factory in the world, led by the world's most unusual candy maker.

Director: Tim Burton
Writer: Roald Dahl, John August
Production: N/A
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 72/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $206,459,076
Released: 15 Jul 2005
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 15 wins & 52 nominations total
I'd rather not talk about this one - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 I'd rather not talk about this one And do you like my meadow Try some of my grass - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:24 And do you like my meadow Try some of my grass Everything in this room is eatable - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 Everything in this room is eatable Strawberry flavored chocolate coated fudge - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:35 Strawberry flavored chocolate coated fudge The best kind of prize is a surprise - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:04 The best kind of prize is a surprise You can't run a chocolate factory - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 You can't run a chocolate factory Daddy I want a squirrel - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:35 Daddy I want a squirrel Let's go put him in the taffy puller Taffy puller - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Let's go put him in the taffy puller Taffy puller Who wants a beard Well - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 Who wants a beard Well You smell like peanuts - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:17 You smell like peanuts I'm Veruca Salt It's very nice to meet you sir - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:10 I'm Veruca Salt It's very nice to meet you sir Where are they taking her - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 Where are they taking her Good morning starshine - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Good morning starshine Mr Wonka I don't know if you'll remember me - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 Mr Wonka I don't know if you'll remember me Where is my son Where does that pipe go to - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:30 Where is my son Where does that pipe go to In the end Charlie Bucket won a chocolate factory - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 In the end Charlie Bucket won a chocolate factory Little girl - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Little girl Mr Wonka Huh - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:21 Mr Wonka Huh So if I go with you to the factory I won't ever see my family again - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 So if I go with you to the factory I won't ever see my... There it is - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 There it is Don't you want to know our names - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 Don't you want to know our names You don't understand anything about science - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:22 You don't understand anything about science On the 1 st of February you must come to the factory gates at 10 a m Sharp - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 On the 1 st of February you must come to the factory gates... I saw Willy Wonka with my own two eyes - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:13 I saw Willy Wonka with my own two eyes I'd give anything in the world just to go in one more time - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:35 I'd give anything in the world just to go in one more... I sure hope no part of him gets left behind - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:21 I sure hope no part of him gets left behind I am Augustus Gloop I love your chocolate - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:27 I am Augustus Gloop I love your chocolate This is the Puppet Hospital and Burn Center - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 This is the Puppet Hospital and Burn Center What's so funny - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:18 What's so funny Can you imagine Augustus flavored chocolate coated Gloop Ew - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Can you imagine Augustus flavored chocolate coated Gloop Ew I realized in that moment - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 I realized in that moment Mr Wonka I'm Violet Beauregarde - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 Mr Wonka I'm Violet Beauregarde Heavens - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:27 Heavens You're all quite short aren't you Well yeah We're children - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 You're all quite short aren't you Well yeah... Oh I see - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:32 Oh I see I'd rather not talk about this one - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 I'd rather not talk about this one Will Violet always be a blueberry - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:15 Will Violet always be a blueberry I have to be more careful where I park this thing - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 I have to be more careful where I park this thing Whipped cream Precisely - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:16 Whipped cream Precisely How do you feel about little raspberry kites - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 How do you feel about little raspberry kites Now how many children are left - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 Now how many children are left An important room this - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 An important room this Ew somebody grab him - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:04 Ew somebody grab him Willy Wonka Willy Wonka - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:36 Willy Wonka Willy Wonka Oh thank heavens He's completely unharmed - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Oh thank heavens He's completely unharmed Are they real people - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:25 Are they real people But luckily for us we have the great glass elevator to speed things along - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 But luckily for us we have the great glass elevator to speed... Hey little boy - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Hey little boy Boy is he gonna be skinny - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:03 Boy is he gonna be skinny Who do we have here - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 Who do we have here I'm terribly sorry - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:16 I'm terribly sorry It's gotta be real big because you know how on TV - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:10 It's gotta be real big because you know how on TV Mumbler - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Mumbler My name is Willy Wonka - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 My name is Willy Wonka The waterfall is most important - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:22 The waterfall is most important Who are you - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Who are you Stop the boat I wanna show you guys something - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Stop the boat I wanna show you guys something Ah the administration offices - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Ah the administration offices I've just been informed that the incinerator's broken - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 I've just been informed that the incinerator's... Charlie's father worked at the local toothpaste factory - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:25 Charlie's father worked at the local toothpaste factory Augustus my child that is not a good thing you do - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:30 Augustus my child that is not a good thing you do Little girl - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:32 Little girl You mean that's it - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 You mean that's it Well let's keep on trucking - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Well let's keep on trucking Are you using the Havermax 4000 to do your sorting - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 Are you using the Havermax 4000 to do your sorting What do you use hair cream for - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 What do you use hair cream for What kind of a question is that - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:33 What kind of a question is that Uh you really shouldn't mumble - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Uh you really shouldn't mumble I've been longing to press that button for years - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:15 I've been longing to press that button for years Just put me back in the other way - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 Just put me back in the other way Ah this is a room I know all about - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Ah this is a room I know all about The waterfall is most important - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:13 The waterfall is most important So can you send other things - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:21 So can you send other things Try some of this It'll do you good You look starved to death - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Try some of this It'll do you good You look starved to... Up and Out What kind of room is that - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Up and Out What kind of room is that Candy is a waste of time - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 Candy is a waste of time You know just last week I was reading in a very important medical journal - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:22 You know just last week I was reading in a very important... Mr Wonka Huh - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:33 Mr Wonka Huh I've always made whatever candy I felt like and I - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:18 I've always made whatever candy I felt like and I I invited five children to the factory - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:16 I invited five children to the factory NARRATOR: ln the end Charlie Bucket
won a chocolate factory. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:25 NARRATOR: ln the end Charlie Bucket won a chocolate factory. NARRATOR:
It was on this day... - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 NARRATOR: It was on this day... ALL:
Trick or treat! - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:27 ALL: Trick or treat! [WONKA TlTTERS] - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 [WONKA TlTTERS] The prince sent an urgent telegram
requesting a new palace... - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:22 The prince sent an urgent telegram requesting a new palace..... I invited five children to the factory - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 02:07 I invited five children to the factory I've always made whatever candy I felt like and I - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:18 I've always made whatever candy I felt like and I No one would buy it - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 01:11 No one would buy it You know just last week I was reading in a very important medical journal - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:22 You know just last week I was reading in a very important... Up and Out What kind of room is that - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Up and Out What kind of room is that Try some of this It'll do you good You look starved to death - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Try some of this It'll do you good You look starved to... So can you send other things - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:21 So can you send other things The waterfall is most important - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:17 The waterfall is most important The waterfall is most important - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory The waterfall is most important Ah this is a room l know all about - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Ah this is a room l know all about I'd rather not talk about this one - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:04 I'd rather not talk about this one Just put me back in the other way - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 Just put me back in the other way I've been longing to press that button for years - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:15 I've been longing to press that button for years Uh you really shouldn't mumble - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Uh you really shouldn't mumble What do you use hair cream for - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 What do you use hair cream for Are you using the Havermax 4000 to do your sorting - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 Are you using the Havermax 4000 to do your sorting Well let's keep on trucking - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Well let's keep on trucking You mean that's it - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 You mean that's it I've just been informed that the incinerator's broken - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 I've just been informed that the incinerator's... Ah the administration offices - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Ah the administration offices Stop the boat I wanna show you guys something - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Stop the boat I wanna show you guys something IN MR WONKA'S VOlCE Candy is a waste of time - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 IN MR WONKA'S VOlCE Candy is a waste of time Who are you - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Who are you The waterfall is most important - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:19 The waterfall is most important My name is Willy Wonka - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 My name is Willy Wonka Mumbler - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Mumbler Because I can't understand a word you're saying - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Because I can't understand a word you're saying It's gotta be real big because you know how on TV - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:10 It's gotta be real big because you know how on TV Come on - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Come on I'm sorry I was having a flashback - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 I'm sorry I was having a flashback Who do we have here - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 Who do we have here Boy is he gonna be skinny - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:03 Boy is he gonna be skinny Hey little boy - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Hey little boy Are they real people - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:25 Are they real people But luckily for us we have the great glass elevator to speed things along - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 But luckily for us we have the great glass elevator to speed... An important room this - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:11 An important room this Oh thank heavens He's completely unharmed - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 Oh thank heavens He's completely unharmed Ew somebody grab him - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:04 Ew somebody grab him Now how many children are left - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 Now how many children are left How do you feel about little raspberry kites - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 How do you feel about little raspberry kites Whipped cream Precisely - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:16 Whipped cream Precisely I'd rather not talk about this one - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:04 I'd rather not talk about this one You're all quite short aren't you Well yeah We're children - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 You're all quite short aren't you Well yeah... Heavens - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:47 Heavens Well - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 01:36 Well I have to be more careful where l park this thing - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 I have to be more careful where l park this thing Will Violet always be a blueberry - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:15 Will Violet always be a blueberry L don't care Well you should care - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:10 L don't care Well you should care What are they doing - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 02:07 What are they doing I realized in that moment - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:06 I realized in that moment Can you imagine Augustus flavored chocolate coated Gloop Ew - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Can you imagine Augustus flavored chocolate coated Gloop Ew And the rest of you must be their - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:24 And the rest of you must be their I am Augustus Gloop I love your chocolate - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:27 I am Augustus Gloop I love your chocolate There it is - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 There it is I sure hope no part of him gets left behind - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:21 I sure hope no part of him gets left behind AUGUSTUS Don't you want to know our names - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 AUGUSTUS Don't you want to know our names I saw Willy Wonka with my own two eyes - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:13 I saw Willy Wonka with my own two eyes What's so funny - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:18 What's so funny This is the Puppet Hospital and Burn Center - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 This is the Puppet Hospital and Burn Center You don't understand anything about science - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:22 You don't understand anything about science I've tried it on like 20 Oompa Loompas and each one ended up as a blueberry - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:14 I've tried it on like 20 Oompa Loompas and each one... Little girl - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:08 Little girl Mr Wonka Huh - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:21 Mr Wonka Huh Where is my son Where does that pipe go to - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:30 Where is my son Where does that pipe go to So if I go with you to the factory I won't ever see my family again - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 So if I go with you to the factory I won't ever see my... NARRATOR ln the end Charlie Bucket won a chocolate factory - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:25 NARRATOR ln the end Charlie Bucket won a chocolate factory Mr Wonka l don't know if you'll remember me - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 Mr Wonka l don't know if you'll remember me There's always the chance they decided not to light it today - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:05 There's always the chance they decided not to light it... Good morning starshine - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Good morning starshine I'm Veruca Salt It's very nice to meet you sir - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:10 I'm Veruca Salt It's very nice to meet you sir You smell like peanuts - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:17 You smell like peanuts Who wants a beard Well - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:20 Who wants a beard Well Let's go put him in the taffy puller Taffy puller - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:07 Let's go put him in the taffy puller Taffy puller Daddy l want a squirrel - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:53 Daddy l want a squirrel The best kind of prize is a surprise - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:04 The best kind of prize is a surprise You can't run a chocolate factory - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:09 You can't run a chocolate factory I did - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 01:17 I did Everything in this room is eatable - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:12 Everything in this room is eatable And do you like my meadow Try some of my grass - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 00:24 And do you like my meadow Try some of my grass

Cast

Willy Wonka - Johnny Depp
Charlie Bucket - Freddie Highmore
Grandpa Joe - David Kelly
Mrs. Bucket - Helena Bonham Carter
Mr. Bucket - Noah Taylor