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"Chasing Amy" quotes

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Holden and Banky are comic book artists. Everything's going good for them until they meet Alyssa, also a comic book artist. Holden falls for her, but his hopes are crushed when he finds out she's a lesbian.

Director: Kevin Smith
Writer: Kevin Smith
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, romance
Year: 1997
MetaScore: 71/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $12,021,272
Released: 18 Apr 1997
Awards: 5 wins & 16 nominations

113 video clips

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I love these guys - Chasing Amy 00:38 I love these guys For years in this industry - Chasing Amy 03:32 For years in this industry It all goes back to something my grandmother told me when I was a kid - Chasing Amy 00:39 It all goes back to something my grandmother told me when I... Why not you - Chasing Amy 00:35 Why not you There's no we here - Chasing Amy 00:34 There's no we here Gets a whole Klan of whites together - Chasing Amy 00:35 Gets a whole Klan of whites together Jesus Christ why don't you shut up - Chasing Amy 00:28 Jesus Christ why don't you shut up Archie is not fucking Mr Weatherbee - Chasing Amy 00:05 Archie is not fucking Mr Weatherbee All right now see this This is a four way road okay - Chasing Amy 00:35 All right now see this This is a four way road okay You know I didn't just heed what I was taught - Chasing Amy 00:36 You know I didn't just heed what I was taught Since you like chicks right - Chasing Amy 00:07 Since you like chicks right So why the long face horse Banky on the rag - Chasing Amy 00:12 So why the long face horse Banky on the rag I love you - Chasing Amy 00:21 I love you Oh no Here's the big test Quick Stop - Chasing Amy 00:11 Oh no Here's the big test Quick Stop If this is a crush - Chasing Amy 00:08 If this is a crush Let it go okay I'm telling you she's never even been with a guy - Chasing Amy 00:11 Let it go okay I'm telling you she's never even... They fuckin' used you No I used them - Chasing Amy 00:34 They fuckin' used you No I used them Jedi bitch Man what do you always have to tell that fuckin' gay story for - Chasing Amy 00:08 Jedi bitch Man what do you always have to tell that... Till then keep your unit on ya I'll try - Chasing Amy 00:14 Till then keep your unit on ya I'll try I have to get something Look man we miss this train - Chasing Amy 00:35 I have to get something Look man we miss this train Screw that all for one shit - Chasing Amy 00:09 Screw that all for one shit Sayin' What's that shit he got us sayin' - Chasing Amy 00:14 Sayin' What's that shit he got us sayin' You fuckin' tracer - Chasing Amy 00:15 You fuckin' tracer Takin' a piss The guy's got a bladder like an infant - Chasing Amy 00:11 Takin' a piss The guy's got a bladder like an... Fucking is not limited to penetration Banky - Chasing Amy 00:17 Fucking is not limited to penetration Banky Catholic schoolgirls - Chasing Amy 00:20 Catholic schoolgirls Come on man I'm people who know people - Chasing Amy 00:19 Come on man I'm people who know people I want us to be something that we can't be - Chasing Amy 00:09 I want us to be something that we can't be What What is it about this girl man - Chasing Amy 00:36 What What is it about this girl man Shit I know Alyssa Jones I mean I know Alyssa Jones - Chasing Amy 00:35 Shit I know Alyssa Jones I mean I know Alyssa Jones So uh what do you want to do tonight - Chasing Amy 00:14 So uh what do you want to do tonight All every woman really wants is some serious deep dicking - Chasing Amy 00:07 All every woman really wants is some serious deep dicking Let me ask you a question Can men fuck each other - Chasing Amy 00:29 Let me ask you a question Can men fuck each other How do you manage to get away with this all the time - Chasing Amy 00:07 How do you manage to get away with this all the time Condones Honey they insist I need to sell the image to sell the book - Chasing Amy 00:15 Condones Honey they insist I need to sell the image to sell... What does it matter if I refer to her as a dyke - Chasing Amy 00:11 What does it matter if I refer to her as a dyke An eight year old kid How bad could it have been - Chasing Amy 00:09 An eight year old kid How bad could it have been Bitch tasted life Now she's settlin' for your borin' funny book makin' ass - Chasing Amy 00:07 Bitch tasted life Now she's settlin' for your... I like you Holden - Chasing Amy 00:25 I like you Holden What's up I'm about to get on a train - Chasing Amy 00:35 What's up I'm about to get on a train You seemed weirded out back there - Chasing Amy 00:20 You seemed weirded out back there Well look at this morose motherfucker right here - Chasing Amy 00:21 Well look at this morose motherfucker right here So you've never been curious about men - Chasing Amy 00:09 So you've never been curious about men Nah there ain't no such thing You got to boil it down to the essentials - Chasing Amy 00:16 Nah there ain't no such thing You got to boil it down... Now that my friend is a shared moment - Chasing Amy 00:07 Now that my friend is a shared moment Are you an authorized deal maker in this establishment - Chasing Amy 00:12 Are you an authorized deal maker in this establishment You gotta handle it like CNN and the Weather Channel - Chasing Amy 00:08 You gotta handle it like CNN and the Weather Channel Hey You see that man right there - Chasing Amy 00:12 Hey You see that man right there Men need to believe that they're Marco fuckin' Polo when it comes to sex - Chasing Amy 00:07 Men need to believe that they're Marco fuckin'... T's true Archie was the bitch andJughead was the butch - Chasing Amy 00:13 T's true Archie was the bitch andJughead was the butch A flnger I've had my flnger up my ass I wouldn't say I've had anal sex - Chasing Amy 00:07 A flnger I've had my flnger up my ass I wouldn't... Since most of these people are rooting for the home team - Chasing Amy 00:12 Since most of these people are rooting for the home team How should I sign this - Chasing Amy 00:11 How should I sign this What the fuck is goin' on here - Chasing Amy 00:17 What the fuck is goin' on here Looks like a very personal story - Chasing Amy 00:13 Looks like a very personal story Fuckin' faggot Did you see that - Chasing Amy 00:10 Fuckin' faggot Did you see that Can I explain the audience principle to you - Chasing Amy 00:14 Can I explain the audience principle to you I think it's more like Banky's having a real problem with all things not hetero - Chasing Amy 00:06 I think it's more like Banky's having a real... Those guys used to come over to my house almost every day after school - Chasing Amy 00:36 Those guys used to come over to my house almost every day... I don't know I love Chow Yun Fat - Chasing Amy 00:08 I don't know I love Chow Yun Fat Wait wait wait wait There's somethin' you should know - Chasing Amy 00:13 Wait wait wait wait There's somethin' you should... Let it go okay I'm telling you she's never even been with a guy - Chasing Amy 00:05 Let it go okay I'm telling you she's never even... I know you You're way too conservative for that girl - Chasing Amy 00:10 I know you You're way too conservative for that girl Holy fuckin' shit Finger Cuffs - Chasing Amy 00:10 Holy fuckin' shit Finger Cuffs You guys are probably wondering why I asked you here at the same time - Chasing Amy 00:34 You guys are probably wondering why I asked you here at the... And this is where you take straight chicks on dates - Chasing Amy 00:12 And this is where you take straight chicks on dates Kick her to the fuckin' curb Girls get to be too much trouble - Chasing Amy 00:09 Kick her to the fuckin' curb Girls get to be too much... What's a Nubian Bitch you almost made me laugh - Chasing Amy 00:06 What's a Nubian Bitch you almost made me laugh Fuck you Not even if you let me videotape it - Chasing Amy 00:05 Fuck you Not even if you let me videotape it Sorry about him He's uh he's dealing with being an inker - Chasing Amy 00:07 Sorry about him He's uh he's dealing with being an... She is such a cunt - Chasing Amy 00:06 She is such a cunt Here What - Chasing Amy 00:09 Here What How was your pseudo date - Chasing Amy 00:12 How was your pseudo date This is all gonna end badly You don't know that - Chasing Amy 00:06 This is all gonna end badly You don't know that Man I feel a hate crime comin' on - Chasing Amy 00:04 Man I feel a hate crime comin' on One minute flve seconds Ah you are such my bitch - Chasing Amy 00:06 One minute flve seconds Ah you are such my bitch Holden What - Chasing Amy 00:11 Holden What Everybody has an agenda all right Everyone - Chasing Amy 00:06 Everybody has an agenda all right Everyone All right Bring on the free hootch - Chasing Amy 00:05 All right Bring on the free hootch You gotta respect that kind of display of affection You know what I mean - Chasing Amy 00:11 You gotta respect that kind of display of affection You know... Alyssa from last night Alyssa - Chasing Amy 00:09 Alyssa from last night Alyssa So what'd you do last night Got laid - Chasing Amy 00:04 So what'd you do last night Got laid Another one bites the dust - Chasing Amy 00:05 Another one bites the dust This one I have it - Chasing Amy 00:20 This one I have it We gotta We gotta beat that trafflc huh - Chasing Amy 00:10 We gotta We gotta beat that trafflc huh And I'm going to prove to you beyond the shadow of a doubt - Chasing Amy 00:09 And I'm going to prove to you beyond the shadow of a... And then Black Beauty couldn't take it any longer - Chasing Amy 00:12 And then Black Beauty couldn't take it any longer Your new book seems to be selling like mad - Chasing Amy 00:46 Your new book seems to be selling like mad I love these guys You know what They're like Bill and Ted - Chasing Amy 00:20 I love these guys You know what They're like Bill and...
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Cast

Fan - Ethan Suplee
Holden McNeil - Ben Affleck
Collector - Scott Mosier
Banky Edwards - Jason Lee
Little Kid - Casey Affleck
All Cast