Because the other three are figments of your fucking imagination!
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Banky Edwards:
Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, okay? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, okay? You following? Holden:
Yeah. Banky Edwards:
Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fuck, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? Holden:
What is this supposed to prove? Banky Edwards:
No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny? Holden:
The man-hating dyke. Banky Edwards:
Good. Why? Holden:
I don't know. Banky Edwards:
[shouting]
Because the other three are figments of your fucking imagination!
Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, okay? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, okay? You following? Holden:
Yeah. Banky Edwards:
Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fuck, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? Holden:
What is this supposed to prove? Banky Edwards:
No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny? Holden:
The man-hating dyke. Banky Edwards:
Good. Why? Holden:
I don't know. Banky Edwards:
[shouting]
Because the other three are figments of your fucking imagination!
Full Transcript
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All right now see this This is a four way road okay
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And dead in the center is a crisp new hundred dollar bill
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Now at the end of each of these streets are four people Okay You following
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Yeah Good
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Over here we have a male affectionate easy to get along with
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nonpolitical agenda lesbian
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Down here we have a man hating angry as fuck
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agenda of rage bitter dyke
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Over here we got Santa Claus and up here the Easter Bunny
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Movie Summary
Holden and Banky are comic book artists. Everything's going good for them until they meet Alyssa, also a comic book artist. Holden falls for her, but his hopes are crushed when he finds out she's a lesbian.
Actors
Banky Edwards
