It all goes back to something my grandmother told me when I was a kid. "Holden," she said,...
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It all goes back to something my grandmother told me when I was a kid. "Holden," she said, "the big bucks are in dick and fart jokes." She was a church goer
It all goes back to something my grandmother told me when I was a kid. "Holden," she said, "the big bucks are in dick and fart jokes." She was a church goer
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Your new book seems to be selling like mad.
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Well, it all goes back to somethin'
my grandmother told me when I was a kid.
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"Holden," she said, "the big bucks
are in dick and fart jokes."
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- She was a churchgoer.
- Oh!
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The cry from the heart of a real artist
trapped in commercial hell,
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pitying his good fortune.
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I'm sure you can dry your eyes
on all those fat checks you rake in.
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Oh, I'm sorry. What was that? Did I
detect a note of bitter envy in there?
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No, I'm happy my stuff gets read at all.
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There's very little market for hearts and flowers...
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in this spandex-clad, big pecs,
big tits, big guns field.
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Movie Summary
Holden and Banky are comic book artists. Everything's going good for them until they meet Alyssa, also a comic book artist. Holden falls for her, but his hopes are crushed when he finds out she's a lesbian.
Actors
Holden Mcneil
