I told you these were good seats!
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Alyssa:
I remember those guys used to come over to my house almost everyday after school. They'd bug my sisters, look through my dad's closet for porno tapes, raid the fridge. They really took advantage of my parents never being home. This one day, Rick pulled his dick out and started chasing me around the house with it! Right in front of Cohee, man! I couldn't believe it! Holden:
Rick pulled his dick out? Really? What did you do? Alyssa:
[yells]
I blew him while Cohee fucked me! Holden:
Excuse me? Alyssa:
That's what you wanted to hear, isn't it? That's what this little cross-examination of yours is all about? God! Well, next time, try not to make it so obvious, alright? There's subtler ways of badgering a witness! Am I right? Bystander:
Jeez, man. Even I knew what you were getting at. Alyssa:
If you wanted some background information on me, Holden, all you had to do was ask. I would have gladly volunteered it. You didn't have to go playing Hercule-fucking-Poirot! Bystander:
[to his friend]
I told you these were good seats!
I remember those guys used to come over to my house almost everyday after school. They'd bug my sisters, look through my dad's closet for porno tapes, raid the fridge. They really took advantage of my parents never being home. This one day, Rick pulled his dick out and started chasing me around the house with it! Right in front of Cohee, man! I couldn't believe it! Holden:
Rick pulled his dick out? Really? What did you do? Alyssa:
[yells]
I blew him while Cohee fucked me! Holden:
Excuse me? Alyssa:
That's what you wanted to hear, isn't it? That's what this little cross-examination of yours is all about? God! Well, next time, try not to make it so obvious, alright? There's subtler ways of badgering a witness! Am I right? Bystander:
Jeez, man. Even I knew what you were getting at. Alyssa:
If you wanted some background information on me, Holden, all you had to do was ask. I would have gladly volunteered it. You didn't have to go playing Hercule-fucking-Poirot! Bystander:
[to his friend]
I told you these were good seats!
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Those guys used to come over to my house almost every day after school
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They'd bug my sisters look through my dad's closet for porno tapes
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raid the fridge
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They really took advantage of my parents' never being home
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This one day
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Rick pulled his dick out and started chasing me around the house with it
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Right in front of Cohee man I couldn't believe it
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Rick pulled his dick out Really
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What did you do
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Movie Summary
Holden and Banky are comic book artists. Everything's going good for them until they meet Alyssa, also a comic book artist. Holden falls for her, but his hopes are crushed when he finds out she's a lesbian.
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Bystander
Holden Mcneil
