Nope. I'm happy my stuff gets read at all. There's very little market for hearts and...
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Alyssa:
So your new book seems to be selling like mad. Holden:
It all goes back to something my grandmother told me when I was a kid. "Holden," she said, "the big bucks are in dick and fart jokes." She was a church-goer. Alyssa:
Uh-oh, the cry from the heart of a real artist trapped in commercial hell, pitying his good fortune. I'm sure you can dry your eyes on all those fat checks you rake in. Holden:
I'm sorry, did I detect a note of bitter envy in there! Alyssa:
Nope. I'm happy my stuff gets read at all. There's very little market for hearts and flowers in this spandex-clad, big pecs, big tits, big guns field. If I sell two issues, I feel like John Grisham
So your new book seems to be selling like mad. Holden:
It all goes back to something my grandmother told me when I was a kid. "Holden," she said, "the big bucks are in dick and fart jokes." She was a church-goer. Alyssa:
Uh-oh, the cry from the heart of a real artist trapped in commercial hell, pitying his good fortune. I'm sure you can dry your eyes on all those fat checks you rake in. Holden:
I'm sorry, did I detect a note of bitter envy in there! Alyssa:
Nope. I'm happy my stuff gets read at all. There's very little market for hearts and flowers in this spandex-clad, big pecs, big tits, big guns field. If I sell two issues, I feel like John Grisham
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Your new book seems to be selling like mad
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Well it all goes back to somethin' my grandmother told me when I was a kid
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Holden she said the big bucks are in dick and fart jokes
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She was a churchgoer Oh
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The cry from the heart of a real artist trapped in commercial hell
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pitying his good fortune
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I'm sure you can dry your eyes on all those fat checks you rake in
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Oh I'm sorry What was that Did I detect a note of bitter envy in there
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No I'm happy my stuff gets read at all
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There's very little market for hearts and flowers
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in this spandex clad big pecs big tits big guns field
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If I sell two issues I feel like John Grisham
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Movie Summary
Holden and Banky are comic book artists. Everything's going good for them until they meet Alyssa, also a comic book artist. Holden falls for her, but his hopes are crushed when he finds out she's a lesbian.
Actors
Holden Mcneil
