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"Cheaper by the Dozen" quotes

Cheaper by the Dozen poster
With his wife doing a book tour, a father of twelve must handle a new job and his unstable brood.

Director: Shawn Levy
Writer: Frank B. Gilbreth Jr., Ernestine Gilbreth Carey, Craig Titley
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, family
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 46/100
ImdbRating: 5.9
BoxOffice: $138,614,544
Released: 25 Dec 2003
Awards: 2 wins & 7 nominations

64 video clips

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They set me on fire - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:25 They set me on fire Your suspension from lacrosse for excessive force has been lifted - Cheaper by the Dozen 01:36 Your suspension from lacrosse for excessive force has been... You can only put on so much lip gloss - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:30 You can only put on so much lip gloss This is how I get the jobs - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:26 This is how I get the jobs As self appointed in house rep of style and hygiene - Cheaper by the Dozen 01:35 As self appointed in house rep of style and hygiene It totally sucks - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:31 It totally sucks You soaked his underwear in meat - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:16 You soaked his underwear in meat For the entire minute and a half we lived here - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:09 For the entire minute and a half we lived here It's gettin' so as I can hardly go out in public any more - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:21 It's gettin' so as I can hardly go out in public... You have a dark gift - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:08 You have a dark gift I heard you were dissing my family - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:11 I heard you were dissing my family My book's getting published - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:24 My book's getting published Did I mention I don't like you very much - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:21 Did I mention I don't like you very much You were checking me out - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:13 You were checking me out Did you not hear me - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:07 Did you not hear me Pasta de la croch - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:06 Pasta de la croch Nobody cares about your stupid frog right now - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:12 Nobody cares about your stupid frog right now Is Jake your only child - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:10 Is Jake your only child GetJake those new skates and get that new car we've been saving for - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:05 GetJake those new skates and get that new car we've... He's not going to make the cut - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:25 He's not going to make the cut Now were a support system - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:11 Now were a support system He died on Easter - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:10 He died on Easter Does anyone besides me think our happier and stronger life - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:20 Does anyone besides me think our happier and stronger life You guys popping another one anytime soon - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:09 You guys popping another one anytime soon We wouldn't be the twelve Bakers anymore - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:06 We wouldn't be the twelve Bakers anymore Somebody from somethin' somethin' - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:10 Somebody from somethin' somethin' Dad Nigel hit Kim with a dart and I assume he will be punished - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:08 Dad Nigel hit Kim with a dart and I assume he will be... Well then you need to practice for your chess lesson - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:08 Well then you need to practice for your chess lesson He's not a doorknob - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:12 He's not a doorknob We're gonna move - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:06 We're gonna move We still have a mess of children - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:45 We still have a mess of children We played college ball together - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:29 We played college ball together Enough is Enough - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:46 Enough is Enough Clean up on aisle 12 - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:08 Clean up on aisle 12 Twelve kids That's the throwback - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:04 Twelve kids That's the throwback Get my kids I'll meet you at the house - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:07 Get my kids I'll meet you at the house Have you seen Beans dad - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:27 Have you seen Beans dad Call me crazy Pops but things are getting pretty twisted around here - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:09 Call me crazy Pops but things are getting pretty twisted... I guess the wife just answered our question - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:10 I guess the wife just answered our question Want to play catch with the football I got you - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:15 Want to play catch with the football I got you There's only two - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:54 There's only two She says she'll help us out if they can stay in the same room - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:13 She says she'll help us out if they can stay in the... They're like kittens - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:05 They're like kittens Release the hound - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:05 Release the hound All I'm saying is families are inevitable - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:10 All I'm saying is families are inevitable Wanna help me in the kitchen - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:18 Wanna help me in the kitchen But I thought I was FedEx Your eccentricities and vision problems - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:11 But I thought I was FedEx Your eccentricities and vision... Little less wrist - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:09 Little less wrist Dad can I killJake now No you finish washing the car first - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:13 Dad can I killJake now No you finish washing the car first Okay honey thanks for doin' this Give me someone - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:43 Okay honey thanks for doin' this Give me someone Know any good restaurants - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:09 Know any good restaurants What did I say about throwing darts - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:07 What did I say about throwing darts I am so over Nora's hand me downs - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:10 I am so over Nora's hand me downs Stronger family - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:09 Stronger family Hi Lorraine - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:06 Hi Lorraine Are you sure we're going to fit in here - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:07 Are you sure we're going to fit in here Oh we'll find him Like you said 1 2's a big number - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:06 Oh we'll find him Like you said 1 2's a big number Wanna play darts - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:05 Wanna play darts The kids stage a coup - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:21 The kids stage a coup Little Vampires - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:28 Little Vampires Kate Yes Classic - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:04 Kate Yes Classic And a football team - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:07 And a football team Okay Up till now I've been like mellow - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:19 Okay Up till now I've been like mellow

Cast

Tom Baker - Steve Martin
Kate Baker - Bonnie Hunt
Nora Baker - Piper Perabo
Charlie Baker - Tom Welling
Lorraine Baker - Hilary Duff
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