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All I'm saying is families are inevitableIt's like death or taxes
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Cheaper by the Dozen

All I'm saying is families are inevitable they're like death or taxes

Hank:
All I'm saying is families are inevitable they're like death or taxes

Full Transcript

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All I'm saying is families are inevitable
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It's like death or taxes
Available in 3 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
626
Timestamp in Movie
01:18:39
Uploaded
Mar 17, 2026
Genres
comedy, family
Production
20th Century Fox,Robert Simonds Productions,Fox

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Movie Summary

With his wife doing a book tour, a father of twelve must handle a new job and his unstable brood.

Actors

Ashton Kutcher
Hank
Ashton Kutcher
Piper Perabo
Nora Baker
Piper Perabo
-Feel free to sleep on the couch. - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:20
-Feel free to sleep on the couch.
-Mark's gone. - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:17
-Mark's gone.
- -CHILDREN: Mark! - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:06
- -CHILDREN: Mark!
- -Hello. Hey, Mark ran away. Is he with you? No. We'll come help you look. - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:10
- -Hello. Hey, Mark ran away. Is he with you? No. We'll...
There's me! - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:23
There's me!
Oh. What do you want? My son Mark ran away. He's not here, is he? I always knew one of your kids wou - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:58
Oh. What do you want? My son Mark ran away. He's not...
Oh we'll find him Like you said 1 2's a big number - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:06
Oh we'll find him Like you said 1 2's a big number
No luck I've been everywhereThanks for looking Where's HankHe's not gonna make the cutI hope the family isn't to blameThey're totally to blame - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:19
No luck I've been everywhereThanks for looking...
I'll have officers check the train and bus stations. - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:13
I'll have officers check the train and bus stations.
Your favorite place in the world. - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:10
Your favorite place in the world.
You said we'd be happier. - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:11
You said we'd be happier.
Mom! Oh, honey! Oh! Oh. Oh, we missed you, sweetheart. Do that again, I'm going to have to pound you - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:46
Mom! Oh, honey! Oh! Oh. Oh, we missed you, sweetheart. Do...
But I thought I was FedEx Your eccentricities and vision problemsare genetic traits that could be attributedto any number of the Baker ancestors - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:09
But I thought I was FedEx Your eccentricities and vision...
Yeah Without you we wouldn't be the 12 Bakers anymoreWe'd be like 11 - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:10
Yeah Without you we wouldn't be the 12 Bakers...
Tom? You wanna say something? A few words? Sure. Beans was a good frog. - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:12
Tom? You wanna say something? A few words? Sure. Beans was a...
He was, uh, not like a lot of the bad frogs you hear about today, all hopped up. - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:29
He was, uh, not like a lot of the bad frogs you hear about...
Mark, why don't you-- I think you should say something. - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:17
Mark, why don't you-- I think you should say something.
Giving up the dream, huh? - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:14
Giving up the dream, huh?
Thank you. - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:08
Thank you.
Come on. - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:47
Come on.