Lorraine, pass me the napkins
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And we're shootingour Christmas card today. -What time's Nora coming over?-Uh, she may not make it. She hardly ever comes homesince she started dating that doorknob. -He's not a doorknob.-The man irons his jeans, Mom. -Yeah, that's weird.-TOM: never mind. I'll shoot it without her.I'll Photoshop her in. Honey, could you take ten pounds off me -with that Photoshop thing?-Can I be Photoshopped in? Wait. If Sarah's Photoshopped in, then I'mdefinitely gonna get Photoshopped in. -Why don't we all be---Nobody gets Photoshopped in but Nora. Everybody be here by 4:00. Why do we always do our Christmas cardsin May anyway? Because the earlier we get it done,the bigger discount we get at the printer. -Now, let's eat!- Here you go. Look alive. KATE: you're eating that doughnut. TOM: Lorraine, pass me the napkins
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And we're shooting our Christmas card today
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sighs
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What time's Nora coming over Uh she may not make it
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She hardly ever comes home since she started dating that doorknob
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He's not a doorknob The man irons his jeans Mom
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Yeah that's weird TOM never mind
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I'll shoot it without her I'll Photoshop her in
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Honey could you take ten pounds off me
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with that Photoshop thing Can I be Photoshopped in
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Wait If Sarah's Photoshopped in then I'm definitely gonna get Photoshopped in
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Why don't we all be Nobody gets Photoshopped in but Nora
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Everybody be here by 4 00
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Why do we always do our Christmas cards in May anyway
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Because the earlier we get it done the bigger discount we get at the printer
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Now let's eat all chattering
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Here you go Look alive
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chattering continues
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KATE you're eating that doughnut
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TOM Lorraine pass me the napkins
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Movie Summary
With his wife doing a book tour, a father of twelve must handle a new job and his unstable brood.
