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Oh Pasta de la crotch
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Cheaper by the Dozen

Ah... Pasta de la croch

Tom: Ah... Pasta de la croch

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Oh Pasta de la crotch
Available in 3 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
1,828
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:12
Uploaded
Mar 17, 2026
Genres
comedy, family
Production
20th Century Fox,Robert Simonds Productions,Fox

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Movie Summary

With his wife doing a book tour, a father of twelve must handle a new job and his unstable brood.

Actors

Steve Martin
Tom Baker
Steve Martin
Oh Clean up on aisle 12 - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:06
Oh Clean up on aisle 12
Dad can I kill Jake now No you finish washing the car first - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:06
Dad can I kill Jake now No you finish washing the car first
Hey Nigel wanna play darts - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:04
Hey Nigel wanna play darts
They're like kittens - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:05
They're like kittens
Whispering loudly What did I say about throwing darts - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:05
Whispering loudly What did I say about throwing darts
The kids stage a coup - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:21
The kids stage a coup
Okay honey thanks for doin' this Give me someone - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:43
Okay honey thanks for doin' this Give me someone
Okay Up till now I've been like mellowabout this whole having it all lifestyle that you and mom are currently intoA because Sarah has the drama queen role totally coveredand B because I've benefited from your salary spikein various shallow but nonetheless - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:19
Okay Up till now I've been like mellowabout this whole...
Call me crazy Pops but things are getting pretty twisted around here - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:06
Call me crazy Pops but things are getting pretty twisted...
Uh my name is Tom Bakerand I'm interested in hiring a domestic helperUm I have 12 childrenActually I'm seriousJust 12TwelveThere's only two Oh plus tenHow many kidsWell uh when you get here we can just count 'em upWell there's 12 But one doesn't live with - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:43
Uh my name is Tom Bakerand I'm interested in hiring a...
-Hey, Dad. - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:18
-Hey, Dad.
Hello. Yeah, could you do me a favor and send up 12 pillows to 504? Yes. Thank you. Mmm. That'll be - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:17
Hello. Yeah, could you do me a favor and send up 12 pillows...
-Look, Dad, um-- -Hey, guys, knock it off! - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:18
-Look, Dad, um-- -Hey, guys, knock it off!
Hey, kids. - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:21
Hey, kids.
I heard you were dissing my familyI don't even know your family loserYou do now My latte - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:08
I heard you were dissing my familyI don't even know...
TOM All right enough is enoughYou're slacking on your chores You're fighting at schoolThings are out of controlAs of this moment you are all groundedWhat's grounded What's groundedI'll tell you what grounded is Except for attending gamesyou go to school - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:42
TOM All right enough is enoughYou're slacking on your...
Hey, Gunner. - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:13
Hey, Gunner.
Hello. Next year, let's book the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, too. Whatever happened to Pin the Tail on - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:18
Hello. Next year, let's book the Mormon Tabernacle...
I'm going to Dylan's birthday party. - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:07
I'm going to Dylan's birthday party.
Brazilian mud viper. - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:24
Brazilian mud viper.