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Cheaper by the Dozen

This is the moneymaker! I'm not that good of an actor! This is how I get the jobs, I know...

Hank:
This is the moneymaker! I'm not that good of an actor! This is how I get the jobs, I know that

Full Transcript

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This is the moneymaker I'm not that good of an actor
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This is how I get the jobs I know that
Available in 3 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
1,551
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:22
Uploaded
Mar 17, 2026
Genres
comedy, family
Production
20th Century Fox,Robert Simonds Productions,Fox

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Movie Summary

With his wife doing a book tour, a father of twelve must handle a new job and his unstable brood.

Actors

Ashton Kutcher
Hank
Ashton Kutcher
She says she'll help us out if they can stay in the same roomShe No wayNo she knows the rulesShe wants to have her own room when she's hereIsn't that sweet No - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:13
She says she'll help us out if they can stay in the...
Is anybody besides me thinking our happier and stronger lifewas actually code for nastier and suckierFirst Dad forces us to moveThen mom decides to become a career person and like travel the globeNow we have to take orders from Hank the model slash - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:17
Is anybody besides me thinking our happier and stronger...
Kate Yes Classic - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:04
Kate Yes Classic
-Whoa! - Appleschmear. - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:46
-Whoa! - Appleschmear.
Phase one complete. - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:07
Phase one complete.
Sorry about your clothes, Hank. - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:10
Sorry about your clothes, Hank.
What is with the staring? - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:06
What is with the staring?
Open meat bucket. - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:13
Open meat bucket.
So, um, how's the acting career going, Hank? - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:26
So, um, how's the acting career going, Hank?
It's really it's gettin' so as I can hardly go out in public anymoreI mean really with between the autograph hounds and the paparazzisAutographs and everything I mean just the one commercialand you have paparazziYeah I've I've actually I've never actually - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:20
It's really it's gettin' so as I can hardly...
Nora honey you wanna help me in the kitchenNora stop Yeah Mm hmmWanna help me in the kitchenGet a pie look at a picture of grandma say the rosaryCome on kids Here we go Everybody out I'll be back - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:15
Nora honey you wanna help me in the kitchenNora stop Yeah Mm...
Tommy. Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:06
Tommy. Tommy, Tommy, Tommy.
- -Gunner! - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:56
- -Gunner!
Release the hound - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:03
Release the hound
You guys poppin' out another one any time soonJust curiosity - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:09
You guys poppin' out another one any time soonJust...
- -Gunner! - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:37
- -Gunner!
You soaked his underwear in meatThat is so wrongFunny but wrong - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:14
You soaked his underwear in meatThat is so wrongFunny but...
You have a dark gift, Sarah Baker. - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:21
You have a dark gift, Sarah Baker.
Soaking his underwear in meat? - Cheaper by the Dozen 01:02
Soaking his underwear in meat?
Little vampires, my plan worked. - Cheaper by the Dozen 00:57
Little vampires, my plan worked.