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I often get pain in my hip from hanging out in cafes
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Checkered Ninja 2

I often get pain in my hipfrom hanging out in cafes so I go and get a massageand become as...

I often get pain in my hip
from hanging out in cafes so I go and get a massage
and become as soft as a pâté The masseuse is called Birtha
and she is a semi-dry biscuit Even though I'm lying nicely on the bed
she never wants to give me sex but it can be fixed with a trick
and then you get to eat pie just give her some Thai
She can't have too much of it

Full Transcript

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I often get pain in my hip from hanging out in cafes
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so I go and get a massage and become as soft as a pâté
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The masseuse is called Birtha and she is a semi-dry biscuit
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Even though I'm lying nicely on the bed she never wants to give me sex
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but it can be fixed with a trick and then you get to eat pie
00:00:22.875 --> 00:00:27.166
just give her some Thai She can't have too much of it.
Duration
27 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
01:25:08
Uploaded
May 11, 2025
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follow Alex and the Checkered Ninja who embark on a frantic hunt for the villain Phillip Eppermint, who has evaded a prison sentence in Thailand.