"Chicago" quotes

Chicago poster
Two death-row murderesses develop a fierce rivalry while competing for publicity, celebrity, and a sleazy lawyer's attention.

Director: Rob Marshall
Writer: Bill Condon, Bob Fosse, Fred Ebb
Production: N/A
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 81/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $170,687,518
Released: 24 Jan 2003
Awards: Won 6 Oscars. 57 wins & 129 nominations total

87 Clips

It'll never work - Chicago 00:26
It'll never work
The whole world - Chicago 00:10
The whole world
In the Bed Department - Chicago 00:24
In the Bed Department
I'm standin' in the kitchen - Chicago 01:04
I'm standin' in the kitchen
I'm not a complete idiot - Chicago 00:34
I'm not a complete idiot
I'm gonna be a celebrity - Chicago 00:25
I'm gonna be a celebrity
If you want my gravy - Chicago 00:24
If you want my gravy
I would kill him again - Chicago 00:26
I would kill him again
I was there the night you got arrested - Chicago 00:23
I was there the night you got arrested
I loved Al Lipshitz more than I could possibly say - Chicago 01:01
I loved Al Lipshitz more than I could possibly say
I just can't take it anymore - Chicago 00:25
I just can't take it anymore
I haven't even asked a question yet - Chicago 00:14
I haven't even asked a question yet
I don't want ya to give a damn when people - Chicago 00:28
I don't want ya to give a damn when people
I don't care about expensive things - Chicago 00:29
I don't care about expensive things
You're talking to the wrong people - Chicago 00:14
You're talking to the wrong people
You're a free woman - Chicago 00:15
You're a free woman
You wanted advice - Chicago 00:25
You wanted advice
You wanted my advice - Chicago 00:44
You wanted my advice
You want some advice - Chicago 00:24
You want some advice
You mean he was dead when you got home - Chicago 02:22
You mean he was dead when you got home
You know how some people have these little habits that get you down - Chicago 01:20
You know how some people have these little habits that get...
You know how I feel about you - Chicago 00:22
You know how I feel about you
I can't stand that sap - Chicago 00:15
I can't stand that sap
I was born on a beautiful southern convent - Chicago 00:22
I was born on a beautiful southern convent
I bet you want to know why I shot the bastard - Chicago 00:16
I bet you want to know why I shot the bastard
Hope I didn't take up too much of your time - Chicago 00:16
Hope I didn't take up too much of your time
He was trying to burgle me - Chicago 00:28
He was trying to burgle me
He ain't no sheik - Chicago 00:23
He ain't no sheik
Got your personals - Chicago 01:52
Got your personals
God that's beautiful - Chicago 00:18
God that's beautiful
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle - Chicago 00:32
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous - Chicago 00:22
Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous
Ever since I can remember - Chicago 00:26
Ever since I can remember
Ever have Morton before - Chicago 00:18
Ever have Morton before
Don't you wanna take my picture - Chicago 00:13
Don't you wanna take my picture
Do you know the meaning of perjury - Chicago 01:28
Do you know the meaning of perjury
'cause you can look right through me - Chicago 00:29
'cause you can look right through me
Can say she started with a bang - Chicago 00:20
Can say she started with a bang
But look at that soul - Chicago 00:35
But look at that soul
But if Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today - Chicago 00:44
But if Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today
But I simply cannot do it alone - Chicago 00:27
But I simply cannot do it alone
But I didn't even meet your friend - Chicago 00:30
But I didn't even meet your friend
Billy Flynn and the press conference rag - Chicago 00:22
Billy Flynn and the press conference rag
Ask any of the chickies in my pen - Chicago 00:43
Ask any of the chickies in my pen
Aren't you the pretty one - Chicago 00:44
Aren't you the pretty one
Are you kidding - Chicago 00:10
Are you kidding
And then I started screwin' around - Chicago 00:29
And then I started screwin' around
And the audience loves me - Chicago 00:49
And the audience loves me
And Sophie Tucker will shit I know - Chicago 00:20
And Sophie Tucker will shit I know
And it's good riddance to who put you there - Chicago 00:23
And it's good riddance to who put you there
And all that jazz - Chicago 01:01
And all that jazz
Amos accused me of having an affair - Chicago 00:37
Amos accused me of having an affair
You can like the life you're living - Chicago 00:30
You can like the life you're living
You are a phony celebrity - Chicago 00:32
You are a phony celebrity
You are a disloyal husband - Chicago 00:13
You are a disloyal husband
Why don't we paint the town - Chicago 00:56
Why don't we paint the town
Who says that murder's not an art - Chicago 00:14
Who says that murder's not an art
When you're good to Mama - Chicago 00:25
When you're good to Mama
What's your sister like - Chicago 00:12
What's your sister like
What if the world slandered my name - Chicago 00:32
What if the world slandered my name
We're gonna brush the sky - Chicago 00:34
We're gonna brush the sky
What happened next - Chicago 00:14
What happened next
We started living together - Chicago 01:25
We started living together
We could never have done it without you - Chicago 00:22
We could never have done it without you
We both reached for the gun - Chicago 00:20
We both reached for the gun
'Velma Kelly's trial has been post poned indefinitely - Chicago 00:32
'Velma Kelly's trial has been post poned indefinitely
This is hanging case - Chicago 00:38
This is hanging case
This dress makes me look like a Woolworths lamp shade - Chicago 00:34
This dress makes me look like a Woolworths lamp shade
This is Chicago - Chicago 00:18
This is Chicago
They'd love you a lot more if you were hanged - Chicago 00:23
They'd love you a lot more if you were hanged
They say that life is tit for tat - Chicago 00:29
They say that life is tit for tat
Then she steals my lawyer - Chicago 00:26
Then she steals my lawyer
That and a dime - Chicago 01:12
That and a dime
Sometimes I'm right - Chicago 00:49
Sometimes I'm right
Someone open this door immediately - Chicago 00:27
Someone open this door immediately
So help you God - Chicago 01:44
So help you God
She stole my garter - Chicago 00:11
She stole my garter
One right after the other - Chicago 02:05
One right after the other
Of desperation - Chicago 00:16
Of desperation
No I'm no one's wife - Chicago 00:18
No I'm no one's wife
My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop - Chicago 01:05
My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop
My little shooting star - Chicago 00:12
My little shooting star
Murder's a form of entertainment - Chicago 00:14
Murder's a form of entertainment
Man I can't stand that sap - Chicago 00:18
Man I can't stand that sap
Let's all stroke together - Chicago 00:26
Let's all stroke together
Ladies and gentlemen - Chicago 00:11
Ladies and gentlemen
Keep the change - Chicago 00:10
Keep the change

Cast

Bandleader - Taye Diggs
Stage Manager - Cliff Saunders
Velma Kelly - Catherine Zeta-Jones
Roxie Hart - Renée Zellweger
Fred Casely - Dominic West
Mrs. Borusewicz - Jayne Eastwood
Police Photographer - Bruce Beaton
Sergeant Fogarty - Roman Podhora
Amos Hart - John C. Reilly
Harrison - Colm Feore
Newspaper Photographer - Rob Smith
Reporter - Sean Wayne Doyle
Prison Clerk - Steve Behal
Prison Guard - Robbie Rox
Nickie - Chita Rivera
Matron Mama Morton - Queen Latifah
Annie - Denise Faye
Bernie - Joey Pizzi
Ezekial Young - Scott Wise
Wilbur - Ken Ard
Hunyak's Husband - Marc Calamia
Veronica - Niki Wray
Charlie (as Greg Mitchell) - Gregory Mitchell
Al Lipschitz (as Sebastian LaCause) - Sebastian La Cause
Billy Flynn - Richard Gere
Mary Sunshine - Christine Baranski
Billy's Assistant - Brendan Wall
'Gun' Reporter #1 - Cleve Asbury
'Gun' Reporter #2 - Rick Negron
'Gun' Reporter #3 - Shaun Amyot
Billy's Secretary - Eve Crawford
Newsreel Announcer (voice) - Bill Corsair
Auctioneer - Bill Britt
Sailor - Gerry Fiorini
Perfume Lady - Elizabeth Law
Kitty Baxter - Lucy Liu
Bare Woman #1 - Monique Ganderton
Bare Woman #2 - April Morgan
Groin Reporter (as Martin Moreau) - Marty Moreau
Doctor - Conrad Dunn
Jury Foreman - Rod Campbell
Harrison's Assistant - Brett Caruso
Judge - Sean McCann
Court Clerk - Jeff Clarke
Woman Shooter - Kathryn Zenna
Club Owner - Jeff Pustil
Female Dancer - Roxane Barlow
Female Dancer (as Joey Dowling) - Jocelyn Dowling
Female Dancer (as Melanie Gage) - Melanie A. Gage
Female Dancer - Michelle Johnston
Female Dancer - Charley King
Female Dancer - Mary Ann Lamb
Female Dancer - Vicky Lambert
Female Dancer (as Tara Nicole) - Tara Nicole Hughes
Female Dancer - Cynthia Onrubia
Female Dancer (as Karine Plantadit-Bageot) - Karine Plantadit
Female Dancer - Jennifer Savelli
Female Dancer - Natalie Willes
Female Dancer - Karen Andrew
Female Dancer - Kelsey Chace
Female Dancer - Catherine Chiarelli
Female Dancer - Theresa Coombe
Female Dancer - Lisa Ferguson
Female Dancer - Melissa Flerangile
Female Dancer - Michelle Galati
Female Dancer - Sheri Godfrey
Female Dancer - Brittany Gray
Female Dancer - Karen Holness
Female Dancer - Amber-Kelly Mackereth
Female Dancer (as Jodi-Lynn McFadden) - Jodi McFadden
Female Dancer - Faye Rauw
Female Dancer - Rhonda Roberts
Female Dancer - Leigh Torlage
Female Dancer - Robyn Wong
Male Dancer - Ted Banfalvi
Male Dancer - Harrison Beal
Male Dancer - Paul Becker
Male Dancer (as Jean-Luke Coté) - Jean-Luc Côté
Male Dancer - Scott Fowler
Male Dancer - Edgar Godineaux
Male Dancer (as Billy Hartung) - Bill Hartung
Male Dancer - Darren Lee
Male Dancer (as Troy Liddell) - Troy P. Liddell
Male Dancer - Blake McGrath
Male Dancer - Robert Montano
Male Dancer - Sean Palmer
Male Dancer - Desmond Richardson
Male Dancer - Martin Samuel
Male Dancer - Jason Sermonia
Male Dancer - Jeff Siebert
Male Dancer - Sergio Trujillo
Acrobat - Megan Fehlberg
Acrobat - Rachel Jacobs
Acrobat - Rebecca Leonard
Acrobat - Erin Michie
Female Ensemble - Dana Calitri
Female Ensemble - Kate Coffman-Lloyd
Male Ensemble (as Curtis King) - Curtis King Jr.
Female Ensemble - Laura Dean
Female Ensemble - Margaret Dorn
Female Ensemble - Capathia Jenkins
Female Ensemble - Audrey Martells
Female Ensemble - Sara Ramirez
Female Ensemble (as Nicky Richards) - Nicki Richards
Male Ensemble - Dennis Collins
Male Ensemble (as Darius De Haas) - Darius de Haas
Male Ensemble - Willie Falk
Male Ensemble - Timothy Shew
Male Ensemble (as Fonzie Thornton) - Fronzi Thornton
Male Ensemble - Eric Troyer
Man in suit - Mikie Da Poet
Theatre Personnel - Michael Sercerchi
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