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"Chicago" quotes

Chicago poster
Murderesses Velma Kelly and Roxie Hart find themselves on death row together and fight for the fame that will keep them from the gallows in 1920s Chicago.

Director: Rob Marshall
Writer: Bill Condon, Bob Fosse, Fred Ebb
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime, drama
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 81/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $170,687,518
Released: 24 Jan 2003
Awards: Won 6 Oscars. 57 wins & 129 nominations total

103 video clips

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And all that jazz - Chicago 01:01 And all that jazz Pop Six - Chicago 00:06 Pop Six I'm standin' in the kitchen - Chicago 00:23 I'm standin' in the kitchen You're talking to the wrong people - Chicago 00:05 You're talking to the wrong people 'cause you can look right through me - Chicago 00:24 'cause you can look right through me One right after the other - Chicago 00:55 One right after the other It'll never work - Chicago 00:14 It'll never work But if Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today - Chicago 00:14 But if Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today We started living together - Chicago 00:44 We started living together You know how some people have these little habits that get you down - Chicago 00:42 You know how some people have these little habits that get... I loved Al Lipshitz more than I could possibly say - Chicago 00:34 I loved Al Lipshitz more than I could possibly say Why don't we paint the town - Chicago 00:33 Why don't we paint the town I haven't even asked a question yet - Chicago 00:14 I haven't even asked a question yet I was there the night you got arrested - Chicago 00:15 I was there the night you got arrested No I'm no one's wife - Chicago 00:13 No I'm no one's wife You want some advice - Chicago 00:11 You want some advice I just can't take it anymore - Chicago 00:13 I just can't take it anymore I wonder if you wouldn't mind saying a word or two - Chicago 00:11 I wonder if you wouldn't mind saying a word or two The whole world - Chicago 00:11 The whole world Billy Flynn and the press conference rag - Chicago 00:09 Billy Flynn and the press conference rag We're gonna brush the sky - Chicago 00:19 We're gonna brush the sky He was trying to burgle me - Chicago 00:16 He was trying to burgle me Do you know the meaning of perjury - Chicago 00:42 Do you know the meaning of perjury And then I started screwin' around - Chicago 00:16 And then I started screwin' around You wanted my advice - Chicago 00:22 You wanted my advice This is Chicago - Chicago 00:09 This is Chicago You're a free woman - Chicago 00:14 You're a free woman When you're good to Mama - Chicago 00:18 When you're good to Mama You mean he was dead when you got home - Chicago 00:50 You mean he was dead when you got home That and a dime - Chicago 00:33 That and a dime Let's all stroke together - Chicago 00:16 Let's all stroke together I'm not a complete idiot - Chicago 00:13 I'm not a complete idiot Are you kidding - Chicago 00:05 Are you kidding Someone open this door immediately - Chicago 00:30 Someone open this door immediately Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous - Chicago 00:11 Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous You are a phony celebrity You're a flash in the pan - Chicago 00:16 You are a phony celebrity You're a flash in the pan I bet you want to know why I shot the bastard - Chicago 00:08 I bet you want to know why I shot the bastard They'd love you a lot more if you were hanged - Chicago 00:11 They'd love you a lot more if you were hanged Give 'em the old razzle dazzle - Chicago 00:21 Give 'em the old razzle dazzle So help you God - Chicago 00:37 So help you God Of desperation - Chicago 00:10 Of desperation What's your sister like - Chicago 00:13 What's your sister like Mrs Hart feels that it was the tragic combination - Chicago 00:07 Mrs Hart feels that it was the tragic combination I'd like to be your friend if you let me - Chicago 00:13 I'd like to be your friend if you let me In the Bed Department - Chicago 00:18 In the Bed Department I'm gonna be a celebrity - Chicago 00:20 I'm gonna be a celebrity You know how I feel about you - Chicago 00:14 You know how I feel about you Find a flask we're playing fast and loose - Chicago 00:20 Find a flask we're playing fast and loose Oh you're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake - Chicago 00:29 Oh you're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake We both reached for the gun - Chicago 00:11 We both reached for the gun If you want my gravy - Chicago 00:21 If you want my gravy Then she steals my lawyer - Chicago 00:07 Then she steals my lawyer You can like the life you're living - Chicago 00:30 You can like the life you're living He loves me so - Chicago 00:23 He loves me so Hope I didn't take up too much of your time - Chicago 00:06 Hope I didn't take up too much of your time And the audience loves me - Chicago 00:33 And the audience loves me Aren't you the pretty one - Chicago 00:22 Aren't you the pretty one Sometimes I'm right - Chicago 00:51 Sometimes I'm right But look at that soul - Chicago 00:31 But look at that soul What if the world slandered my name - Chicago 00:40 What if the world slandered my name Yes sir every night - Chicago 00:07 Yes sir every night I don't care about expensive things - Chicago 00:19 I don't care about expensive things You are a phony celebrity - Chicago 00:16 You are a phony celebrity Razzle dazzle 'em - Chicago 00:10 Razzle dazzle 'em What happened next - Chicago 00:11 What happened next Ever since I can remember - Chicago 00:15 Ever since I can remember We could never have done it without you - Chicago 00:33 We could never have done it without you You wanted advice - Chicago 00:11 You wanted advice God that's beautiful - Chicago 00:09 God that's beautiful 'Velma Kelly's trial has been post poned indefinitely - Chicago 00:19 'Velma Kelly's trial has been post poned... Murder's a form of entertainment - Chicago 00:06 Murder's a form of entertainment Ladies and gentlemen - Chicago 00:13 Ladies and gentlemen As you know my paper is dry - Chicago 00:10 As you know my paper is dry Ever have Morton before - Chicago 00:20 Ever have Morton before They say that life is tit for tat - Chicago 00:18 They say that life is tit for tat Ask any of the chickies in my pen - Chicago 00:33 Ask any of the chickies in my pen Can say she started with a bang - Chicago 00:18 Can say she started with a bang My little shooting star - Chicago 00:06 My little shooting star My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop - Chicago 00:39 My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop I don't want ya to give a damn when people - Chicago 00:14 I don't want ya to give a damn when people She stole my garter - Chicago 00:08 She stole my garter Got your personals - Chicago 01:01 Got your personals Don't you wanna take my picture - Chicago 00:07 Don't you wanna take my picture Wondering what fate has in store for her - Chicago 00:05 Wondering what fate has in store for her He ain't no sheik - Chicago 00:22 He ain't no sheik I can't stand that sap - Chicago 00:11 I can't stand that sap And Sophie Tucker will shit I know - Chicago 00:18 And Sophie Tucker will shit I know You are a disloyal husband - Chicago 00:16 You are a disloyal husband This dress makes me look like a Woolworths lamp shade - Chicago 00:12 This dress makes me look like a Woolworths lamp shade
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Cast

Bandleader - Taye Diggs
Stage Manager - Cliff Saunders
Velma Kelly - Catherine Zeta-Jones
Roxie Hart - Renée Zellweger
Fred Casely - Dominic West
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