When you get off the bus at Bryn Mawr, you're gonna bein front of Gus's beef stand, 'kay?...
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When you get off the bus at Bryn Mawr, you're gonna be
in front of Gus's beef stand, 'kay? Get two beefs, dipped,
half-sweet, half giardiniera. I can't eat two beefs. Pay attention!
You'll walk 50 yards. Then you'll see
a chain-link fence. Climb it. Now, if the dogs are awake, which they will be
because they're on Adderall, start running to the front door. Throw both sandwiches behind your back. That should give you time
to climb the second fence. Why is there a second fence? And that should arrive you squarely at the feet,
and clubfeet, of the Petes. Diane sent me
in front of Gus's beef stand, 'kay? Get two beefs, dipped,
half-sweet, half giardiniera. I can't eat two beefs. Pay attention!
You'll walk 50 yards. Then you'll see
a chain-link fence. Climb it. Now, if the dogs are awake, which they will be
because they're on Adderall, start running to the front door. Throw both sandwiches behind your back. That should give you time
to climb the second fence. Why is there a second fence? And that should arrive you squarely at the feet,
and clubfeet, of the Petes. Diane sent me
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When you get off the bus at Bryn Mawr,
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you're gonna be
in front of Gus's beef stand, 'kay?
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Get two beefs, dipped,
half-sweet, half giardiniera.
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I can't eat two beefs.
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Pay attention!
You'll walk 50 yards.
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Then you'll see
a chain-link fence. Climb it.
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Now, if the dogs are awake,
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which they will be
because they're on Adderall,
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start running to the front door.
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Throw both sandwiches behind your back.
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That should give you time
to climb the second fence.
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Why is there a second fence?
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And that should arrive you
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squarely at the feet,
and clubfeet, of the Petes.
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Diane sent me.
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Movie Summary
Follows Diane Dunbrowski who is always the life of the party, and also known as the "Chicago Party Aunt".
