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Children Ruin Everything

Astrid and James struggle to hold onto their identities while raising their young children in the city.

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N/A

Year

Genre

Production

New Metric Media,Bell Media,BellMedia

Awards

5 wins & 18 nominations

Homepage

https://www.ctv.ca/shows/children-ruin-everything

Astrid

James

Felix

Logan Nicholson

Viv

Mikayla SwamiNathan

Dawn

Nazneen Contractor

Bo

Dmitry Chepovetsky

Ennis

Marla

Lisa Codrington

Nisha

Baby Morris

Baby Morris

Corey

Jean-Luc

Leonard

Bruce McCulloch

Zinnia

Gwynne Phillips

Disaster Mom

Beth

Bubblegum

Amalia Williamson

Nurse Jenn

Carly Heffernan

Yard Duty Teacher

Stephanie Costa

Taylor

Contractor

Ashley Lynn

Sadie Smeaton-Love

Miss Wu

Dynasty

Freya Smeaton-Love

Cooper

Henry Smeaton-Love

Graham

Host

Derick Agyemang

Maya

Dynasty

Boss Boy

Sarah

Dr. Rodondo

Dr. Jennifer Braun

Clare McConnell

Mennonite Man

Mike 'Nug' Nahrgang

Errol

Cop

Mark Robert Edwards

Bonnie

Delivery Person

Jeffrey

Siddharth Sharma

Mr. Gero

Young Mom

Brittany Johnson

Rhonda

Jefferson

Mark Charles Cowling

Mr. Dongall

Amit

Urologist

Pascale

Coach

Baker

Hotel Baby

Kate Mikkelsaar

Doctor

Park Gramma

Gwen

Buyer

Salesperson

Joyce

Lawrene Denkers

Babysitter

Laurel

Michelle

Tommie-Amber Pirie

Penelope

Jogger

Woman

Friendly Firefighter

Sandy Jobin-Bevans

Suburban Dad

Photographer

Goodwill Employee

Female Customer

Melanie

Potential Buyer

Mary

Provincial Official

Jennifer Goodhue

Man with Puppies

Teen Babysitter

Gus

Charlie Zeltzer

Bryan

Midwife Receptionist

Red Hat Lady

Grocery Store Clerk

Saleswoman

Berk

Navid Mostafaee

Shauna

Counsellor

Server

Andrea Holstein

Myrtle

Heleene Cameron

The Mad Hatter

Natalie Lisinska

Physio

Wine Sample Lady

Service Guy

Clinton Lee Pontes

Older Couple in Bar (Wife)

Christina Collins

Teen

Chris

The White Rabbit

Harper

Ginger

Doctor

Server

Keanu Lee Nunes

Photographer

Amanda Lundgren

Older Couple in Bar (Husband)

Awesome Mom

Mr. Falconbridge

Officer Norwood

Isabelle

Ophelia Szafran

Hospital Mother

Vanessa Mitchell

Cool Young Woman

Kerry Ann James

Meg

Caroline Sawyer

Detective Russo

Laundry Buddy

Jabari

Officer

Park Baby

Olivia Rose Montefiore

Older Viv

Mia SwamiNathan

Ms. Adams

Akosua Amo-Adem

Gayle

Receptionist

Constable

P. Rodney Barnes

Doctor Wagner

Reporter

Older Morris

Costantino Tamburi

Baseball Kid

Cameron Gordon Norris

1 episode, 2022

Remington Schneider

Myrtle

Helene Lohan Cameron

Drum Leader

Ann-Marie B. Zammit

Dorcas

Boy

Moracco Aurelius Latimore

World Cup Committee Member

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Before kids, a car
meant freedom, convenience, - Children Ruin Everything

Before kids, a car meant freedom, convenience,

I launched two babies from this
body and I'm still truckin'. - Children Ruin Everything

I launched two babies from this body and I'm still truc...

With kids, it's like you're
an Uber driver for a drunk cop. - Children Ruin Everything

With kids, it's like you're an Uber driver for a d...

Unfortunately, kids bodies
are miracles too. - Children Ruin Everything

Unfortunately, kids bodies are miracles too.

They boss you around,
shame you for texting, - Children Ruin Everything

They boss you around, shame you for texting,

- I don't wanna, um, alarm you, - Children Ruin Everything

- I don't wanna, um, alarm you,

Your car becomes a kitchen, - Children Ruin Everything

Your car becomes a kitchen,

It feels like you got to bring - Children Ruin Everything

It feels like you got to bring

But the hardest part
of driving anywhere - Children Ruin Everything

But the hardest part of driving anywhere

But I wouldn't exactly
call it exercise. - Children Ruin Everything

But I wouldn't exactly call it exercise.

- It was really sweet that Felix
wanted just his family here. - Children Ruin Everything

- It was really sweet that Felix wanted just his family here...

She's mad because there's no
room in her tummy for a snack - Children Ruin Everything

She's mad because there's no room in her tummy for...

The second my back's turned - Children Ruin Everything

The second my back's turned

But until we get kids, - Children Ruin Everything

But until we get kids,

We got wine, we've got
each other. It's only 9:30. - Children Ruin Everything

We got wine, we've got each other. It's only 9:30.

And when you're pregnant
and your body's expanding - Children Ruin Everything

And when you're pregnant and your body's expanding

Having kids
means having - Children Ruin Everything

Having kids means having

Sometimes the list is so long
that you get wrapped up in it - Children Ruin Everything

Sometimes the list is so long that you get wrapped up in it

Stuff just keeps
piling up until you're encased - Children Ruin Everything

Stuff just keeps piling up until you're encased

Now it's a jungle gym. - Children Ruin Everything

Now it's a jungle gym.

Sometimes,
it's just easier to lie, - Children Ruin Everything

Sometimes, it's just easier to lie,

I'm not going, Dad! - Children Ruin Everything

I'm not going, Dad!

That's why the number
of intimate moments - Children Ruin Everything

That's why the number of intimate moments

Or, you know,
until you get rid of some crap - Children Ruin Everything

Or, you know, until you get rid of some crap

- Yeah, no, I mean, - Children Ruin Everything

- Yeah, no, I mean,

- He's been saving newspapers
and fruit stickers for weeks. - Children Ruin Everything

- He's been saving newspapers and fruit stickers for we...

You lie so that they hate you,
or to avoid a fight. - Children Ruin Everything

You lie so that they hate you, or to avoid a fight.

- Who'd steal our car?
- It's a bad car! - Children Ruin Everything

- Who'd steal our car? - It's a bad car!

And that's the kind of guy
that I want by my side - Children Ruin Everything

And that's the kind of guy that I want by my side

- You know, instead of
wrapping paper and Scotch Tape, - Children Ruin Everything

- You know, instead of wrapping paper and Scotch Tape,

'Cause there's gonna be times
where telling me the truth - Children Ruin Everything

'Cause there's gonna be times where telling me the...

Hey, Manitoulin Island
is a six-hour drive - Children Ruin Everything

Hey, Manitoulin Island is a six-hour drive

- Well, in that case,
shouldn't you - Children Ruin Everything

- Well, in that case, shouldn't you

- Right. I don't
love visualizing - Children Ruin Everything

- Right. I don't love visualizing

So exciting to finally
tell someone that - Children Ruin Everything

So exciting to finally tell someone that

Anyway, the intimacy
in your relationship - Children Ruin Everything

Anyway, the intimacy in your relationship

- All right, let's see
what you brought for the car. - Children Ruin Everything

- All right, let's see what you brought for the car.

A frisbee, - Children Ruin Everything

That means opportunity's afoot
and you are my top guy. - Children Ruin Everything

That means opportunity's afoot and you are my top guy.

- Recovering from what?
- No, - Children Ruin Everything

- Recovering from what? - No,

- Oh! No. I... But I'll
definitely get the next one. - Children Ruin Everything

- Oh! No. I... But I'll definitely get the next one.

- Astrid: There's a lot of
research out there that shows - Children Ruin Everything

- Astrid: There's a lot of research out there that show...

- I like it better
when Mom puts me to bed. - Children Ruin Everything

- I like it better when Mom puts me to bed.

- It's for the cottage.
- Uncle Bo's brother's cottage - Children Ruin Everything

- It's for the cottage. - Uncle Bo's brother'...

- There. Was that so hard? - Children Ruin Everything

- There. Was that so hard?

- Ow! You're pulling my hair!
- You are pulling my patience. - Children Ruin Everything

- Ow! You're pulling my hair! - You are pulling my pati...

- You brought him here sick, - Children Ruin Everything

- You brought him here sick,

- Can we have a cottage?
- Of course, we can't. - Children Ruin Everything

- Can we have a cottage? - Of course, we can't.

- Oh. Well, that explains
the carbon monoxide. - Children Ruin Everything

- Oh. Well, that explains the carbon monoxide.

- I'm sorry, Marla. I just had
one clean shirt left today - Children Ruin Everything

- I'm sorry, Marla. I just had one clean shirt left tod...

My own brew.
It's like a face mask - Children Ruin Everything

My own brew. It's like a face mask

It's time you take
responsibility for getting ready - Children Ruin Everything

It's time you take responsibility for getting ready

- We would've never come here
if we thought there was - Children Ruin Everything

- We would've never come here if we thought there was

Next week, there is a
groundbreaking - Children Ruin Everything

Next week, there is a groundbreaking

- We saw a skunk
in the backyard, - Children Ruin Everything

- We saw a skunk in the backyard,

You and your wife are gonna
be there to meet Mr. Gero. - Children Ruin Everything

You and your wife are gonna be there to meet Mr. Gero.

As the tasks pile up, - Children Ruin Everything

As the tasks pile up,

And we swapped this,
for this. - Children Ruin Everything

And we swapped this, for this.

But before kids,
you could at least focus on - Children Ruin Everything

But before kids, you could at least focus on

- I mean, I'll have to check to
see if she can make that, but-- - Children Ruin Everything

- I mean, I'll have to check to see if she can make tha...

Sleep,
watch The Shield, - Children Ruin Everything

Sleep, watch The Shield,

So, it's very possible
that these big idiots - Children Ruin Everything

So, it's very possible that these big idiots

- Oh, yeah, Florida, Tofino, - Children Ruin Everything

- Oh, yeah, Florida, Tofino,

- And now, you want me to
take back someone - Children Ruin Everything

- And now, you want me to take back someone

I need him to see that youngish
go-getter that I've described. - Children Ruin Everything

I need him to see that youngish go-getter that I've des...

- Yeah, you're right,
I think, uh, - Children Ruin Everything

- Yeah, you're right, I think, uh,

They need, "Mommy and Daddy." - Children Ruin Everything

They need, "Mommy and Daddy."

Um, apparently,
there's this big, new project - Children Ruin Everything

Um, apparently, there's this big, new project

- So, tell me, how's the preview
of your new job? - Children Ruin Everything

- So, tell me, how's the preview of your new job?

- So, like, when I go back
in the fall, I can just-- - Children Ruin Everything

- So, like, when I go back in the fall, I can just--

I want him to think that your
only focus is this company. - Children Ruin Everything

I want him to think that your only focus is this company.

No! Anyway,
are parents less happy - Children Ruin Everything

No! Anyway, are parents less happy

- Yesterday, I was all,
"The analytics modeling - Children Ruin Everything

- Yesterday, I was all, "The analytics modeling

It's so fun to bomber
out of that thing. - Children Ruin Everything

It's so fun to bomber out of that thing.

We used to have time to get
to take care of ourselves. - Children Ruin Everything

We used to have time to get to take care of ourselves.

- No, I'm fine.
- I'm totally fine. - Children Ruin Everything

- No, I'm fine. - I'm totally fine.

So, no kids, and wear something
not so... - Children Ruin Everything

So, no kids, and wear something not so...

- Disagree. He's
a twice-divorced crypto guru, - Children Ruin Everything

- Disagree. He's a twice-divorced crypto guru,

- Okay. Yeah, no, no.
- I got it. So... - Children Ruin Everything

- Okay. Yeah, no, no. - I got it. So...

- Yeah, it's a real, um, "cool
girl back of the class" vibe - Children Ruin Everything

- Yeah, it's a real, um, "cool girl back of the cl...

So, I take raw,
quantifiable data - Children Ruin Everything

So, I take raw, quantifiable data

You piss off the wrong person, - Children Ruin Everything

You piss off the wrong person,

Now, the riskiest thing
I do is jaywalk - Children Ruin Everything

Now, the riskiest thing I do is jaywalk

- Hon, what can I do to help?
You should take it easy today. - Children Ruin Everything

- Hon, what can I do to help? You should take it easy today.

And we have to
keep our kids alive, - Children Ruin Everything

And we have to keep our kids alive,

Like joy, pride,
and good vibes, man? - Children Ruin Everything

Like joy, pride, and good vibes, man?

So, I'm thinking
that maybe our next car - Children Ruin Everything

So, I'm thinking that maybe our next car

- Take it easy?
You want me to take it eas-- - Children Ruin Everything

- Take it easy? You want me to take it eas--

Because the Venn diagram
of things that exist - Children Ruin Everything

Because the Venn diagram of things that exist

- Incest, dragons,
"Hold the door!" - Children Ruin Everything

- Incest, dragons, "Hold the door!"

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Astrid and James struggle to hold onto their identities while raising their young children in the city.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: N/A

Writer: Kurt Smeaton

Production: New Metric Media,Bell Media,BellMedia

Genre: comedy

Year: 2022

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.6

BoxOffice:

Released: 13 May 2022

Awards: 5 wins & 18 nominations

Homepage: https://www.ctv.ca/shows/children-ruin-everything