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Children Ruin Everything

Astrid and James struggle to hold onto their identities while raising their young children in the city.

Director

N/A

Year

Genre

Production

New Metric Media,Bell Media,BellMedia

Awards

5 wins & 18 nominations

Homepage

https://www.ctv.ca/shows/children-ruin-everything

Astrid

James

Felix

Logan Nicholson

Viv

Mikayla SwamiNathan

Dawn

Nazneen Contractor

Bo

Dmitry Chepovetsky

Ennis

Marla

Lisa Codrington

Nisha

Baby Morris

Baby Morris

Corey

Jean-Luc

Leonard

Bruce McCulloch

Zinnia

Gwynne Phillips

Disaster Mom

Beth

Bubblegum

Amalia Williamson

Nurse Jenn

Carly Heffernan

Yard Duty Teacher

Stephanie Costa

Taylor

Contractor

Ashley Lynn

Sadie Smeaton-Love

Miss Wu

Dynasty

Freya Smeaton-Love

Cooper

Henry Smeaton-Love

Graham

Host

Derick Agyemang

Maya

Dynasty

Boss Boy

Sarah

Dr. Rodondo

Dr. Jennifer Braun

Clare McConnell

Mennonite Man

Mike 'Nug' Nahrgang

Errol

Cop

Mark Robert Edwards

Bonnie

Delivery Person

Jeffrey

Siddharth Sharma

Mr. Gero

Young Mom

Brittany Johnson

Rhonda

Jefferson

Mark Charles Cowling

Mr. Dongall

Amit

Urologist

Pascale

Coach

Baker

Hotel Baby

Kate Mikkelsaar

Doctor

Park Gramma

Gwen

Buyer

Salesperson

Joyce

Lawrene Denkers

Babysitter

Laurel

Michelle

Tommie-Amber Pirie

Penelope

Jogger

Woman

Friendly Firefighter

Sandy Jobin-Bevans

Suburban Dad

Photographer

Goodwill Employee

Female Customer

Melanie

Potential Buyer

Mary

Provincial Official

Jennifer Goodhue

Man with Puppies

Teen Babysitter

Gus

Charlie Zeltzer

Bryan

Midwife Receptionist

Red Hat Lady

Grocery Store Clerk

Saleswoman

Berk

Navid Mostafaee

Shauna

Counsellor

Server

Andrea Holstein

Myrtle

Heleene Cameron

The Mad Hatter

Natalie Lisinska

Physio

Wine Sample Lady

Service Guy

Clinton Lee Pontes

Older Couple in Bar (Wife)

Christina Collins

Teen

Chris

The White Rabbit

Harper

Ginger

Doctor

Server

Keanu Lee Nunes

Photographer

Amanda Lundgren

Older Couple in Bar (Husband)

Awesome Mom

Mr. Falconbridge

Officer Norwood

Isabelle

Ophelia Szafran

Hospital Mother

Vanessa Mitchell

Cool Young Woman

Kerry Ann James

Meg

Caroline Sawyer

Detective Russo

Laundry Buddy

Jabari

Officer

Park Baby

Olivia Rose Montefiore

Older Viv

Mia SwamiNathan

Ms. Adams

Akosua Amo-Adem

Gayle

Receptionist

Constable

P. Rodney Barnes

Doctor Wagner

Reporter

Older Morris

Costantino Tamburi

Baseball Kid

Cameron Gordon Norris

1 episode, 2022

Remington Schneider

Myrtle

Helene Lohan Cameron

Drum Leader

Ann-Marie B. Zammit

Dorcas

Boy

Moracco Aurelius Latimore

World Cup Committee Member

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- Yes. That must be it.
When were you doing that? - Children Ruin Everything

- Yes. That must be it. When were you doing that?

Until you set foot in a house
that's actually well-maintained. - Children Ruin Everything

Until you set foot in a house that's actually well-main...

- She's the smoothie-head.
- Oh. - Children Ruin Everything

- She's the smoothie-head. - Oh.

When you were washing the dishes
or driving to work? - Children Ruin Everything

When you were washing the dishes or driving to work?

And when you think about
everything you'd have to do - Children Ruin Everything

And when you think about everything you'd have to do

Uh, take Viv upstairs, I'm gonna
wipe down every surface. - Children Ruin Everything

Uh, take Viv upstairs, I'm gonna wipe down every surfac...

You look like
you are somewhere else. - Children Ruin Everything

You look like you are somewhere else.

- No, wait! Time!
I made a reservation - Children Ruin Everything

- No, wait! Time! I made a reservation

- Do you think she's a blonde
with brunette lowlights - Children Ruin Everything

- Do you think she's a blonde with brunette lowlights

- For a year, the cloud has
emailed me once a week - Children Ruin Everything

- For a year, the cloud has emailed me once a week

- Okay, so I'm gonna ask you
some standard health questions. - Children Ruin Everything

- Okay, so I'm gonna ask you some standard health quest...

Maybe you find yourself
in the kitchen - Children Ruin Everything

Maybe you find yourself in the kitchen

I... I got that work text, - Children Ruin Everything

I... I got that work text,

Okay, okay. I texted
your mom, I texted your mom. - Children Ruin Everything

Okay, okay. I texted your mom, I texted your mom.

- What? People actually lie?
- These things are so unnecessary. - Children Ruin Everything

- What? People actually lie? - These things are so unnecessa...

- The last time, - Children Ruin Everything

- The last time,

Drum and bass
is very demanding - Children Ruin Everything

Drum and bass is very demanding

- She requested the recipe
to Bo's immune booster. - Children Ruin Everything

- She requested the recipe to Bo's immune booster.

Here's an idea
for a final touch: perfume. - Children Ruin Everything

Here's an idea for a final touch: perfume.

- Okay, fine.
But just so you know, - Children Ruin Everything

- Okay, fine. But just so you know,

- Oh, you know, that-- - Children Ruin Everything

- Oh, you know, that--

Did you drug their food? - Children Ruin Everything

Did you drug their food?

- Look, as someone who works
in an office, trust me, - Children Ruin Everything

- Look, as someone who works in an office, trust me,

How long will you be at work
though if, - Children Ruin Everything

How long will you be at work though if,

- The insinuation
that Bo is a witch, - Children Ruin Everything

- The insinuation that Bo is a witch,

"Energy
is everything, dude." - Children Ruin Everything

"Energy is everything, dude."

- This might be the weed gummy
or the Gindiscretion talking, - Children Ruin Everything

- This might be the weed gummy or the Gindiscretion talking,

- Watch me, I'm Mummy.
And I'm cleaning. - Children Ruin Everything

- Watch me, I'm Mummy. And I'm cleaning.

- Well, Pascale said
I didn't have to pay him - Children Ruin Everything

- Well, Pascale said I didn't have to pay him

- The baby isn't replacing her, - Children Ruin Everything

- The baby isn't replacing her,

- Um, what about marijuana
consumption? - Children Ruin Everything

- Um, what about marijuana consumption?

- Yes, I'm tip-top.
- You look undead. - Children Ruin Everything

- Yes, I'm tip-top. - You look undead.

That's all.
- Because you think that - Children Ruin Everything

That's all. - Because you think that

Anyway, do you have that
little desk that Dad made me? - Children Ruin Everything

Anyway, do you have that little desk that Dad made me?

- Dracula was undead, - Children Ruin Everything

- Dracula was undead,

- The one I took the summer
you were at Bandcamp, - Children Ruin Everything

- The one I took the summer you were at Bandcamp,

- Mm. You're right
about the pies, - Children Ruin Everything

- Mm. You're right about the pies,

- I'll be back in two hours.
Try not to hurt Corey. - Children Ruin Everything

- I'll be back in two hours. Try not to hurt Corey.

God, we have to
talk about this now. Come on. - Children Ruin Everything

God, we have to talk about this now. Come on.

- Okay, guys, we gotta be
very quiet - Children Ruin Everything

- Okay, guys, we gotta be very quiet

- Mm, you try not to forget
that I really respect - Children Ruin Everything

- Mm, you try not to forget that I really respect

- I'm so sick of it
being a battle - Children Ruin Everything

- I'm so sick of it being a battle

And I can take back
the Soda Stream - Children Ruin Everything

And I can take back the Soda Stream

- Oh, aren't you
just the sweetest? - Children Ruin Everything

- Oh, aren't you just the sweetest?

- Oh, I don't wanna
see your kids, - Children Ruin Everything

- Oh, I don't wanna see your kids,

- Totally.
- Just done with dragging people - Children Ruin Everything

- Totally. - Just done with dragging people

Listen, I was just calling
because I wanted to take you up - Children Ruin Everything

Listen, I was just calling because I wanted to take you up

I know it's foolish, - Children Ruin Everything

I know it's foolish,

- Do you expect the fairy to put
the money under the pillow, - Children Ruin Everything

- Do you expect the fairy to put the money under the pillow,

- Oh my goodness! I can barely
draw my own name most days. - Children Ruin Everything

- Oh my goodness! I can barely draw my own name most days.

- I didn't actually think about
either of those things - Children Ruin Everything

- I didn't actually think about either of those things

I love our kids. I just feel
like I'm losing myself. - Children Ruin Everything

I love our kids. I just feel like I'm losing myself.

It sounds counter-intuitive,
but have another. - Children Ruin Everything

It sounds counter-intuitive, but have another.

I can't make you
want to have a kid. - Children Ruin Everything

I can't make you want to have a kid.

- Bo, you army-crawl
behind the iPad, - Children Ruin Everything

- Bo, you army-crawl behind the iPad,

So, that's, that's the end
of the conversation. - Children Ruin Everything

So, that's, that's the end of the conversation.

So, once we complete
your physical exam - Children Ruin Everything

So, once we complete your physical exam

Come on, help your dad
sort these fun books. - Children Ruin Everything

Come on, help your dad sort these fun books.

And I just find it
irresistibly adorable. - Children Ruin Everything

And I just find it irresistibly adorable.

- Well, I hope you two
had a productive afternoon. - Children Ruin Everything

- Well, I hope you two had a productive afternoon.

- Where's Mom?
Can she do Dr. Bad Guy? - Children Ruin Everything

- Where's Mom? Can she do Dr. Bad Guy?

- I'm gonna hold on
to the doorknob - Children Ruin Everything

- I'm gonna hold on to the doorknob

Might take a few minutes, - Children Ruin Everything

Might take a few minutes,

Hey,
I'm cleaning this part. - Children Ruin Everything

Hey, I'm cleaning this part.

I've heard from
the Chief of Police - Children Ruin Everything

I've heard from the Chief of Police

Kids, be careful
with that. Okay? - Children Ruin Everything

Kids, be careful with that. Okay?

So everybody needs to
get their bonk bats ready, - Children Ruin Everything

So everybody needs to get their bonk bats ready,

- James and I have opened RESPs
for the kids - Children Ruin Everything

- James and I have opened RESPs for the kids

Thank you for being with us,
as Bo and I celebrate - Children Ruin Everything

Thank you for being with us, as Bo and I celebrate

It's a little...
It's like I'm in slow avalanche. - Children Ruin Everything

It's a little... It's like I'm in slow avalan...

- We are also getting
life insurance - Children Ruin Everything

- We are also getting life insurance

As we do every year,
I'd like to - Children Ruin Everything

As we do every year, I'd like to

If however,
and this is important, - Children Ruin Everything

If however, and this is important,

- All right, fairy's coming in.
Hurry up. - Children Ruin Everything

- All right, fairy's coming in. Hurry up.

But also, just not only that.
It's like... - Children Ruin Everything

But also, just not only that. It's like...

- Dad got Dr. Bad Guy!
- Dr. Bad Guy! - Children Ruin Everything

- Dad got Dr. Bad Guy! - Dr. Bad Guy!

- So I've been trying to
get the kids excited for this, - Children Ruin Everything

- So I've been trying to get the kids excited for this,

Dr. Bad Guy! - Children Ruin Everything

You haven't been
coming up with any names, - Children Ruin Everything

You haven't been coming up with any names,

- Oh. I don't think
that's gonna work - Children Ruin Everything

- Oh. I don't think that's gonna work

- No. Felix wants Dr. Bad Guy. - Children Ruin Everything

- No. Felix wants Dr. Bad Guy.

Oh. Will you text me later - Children Ruin Everything

Oh. Will you text me later

But what is 11 - Children Ruin Everything

- Well, her brother's
a gambling addict, - Children Ruin Everything

- Well, her brother's a gambling addict,

Researching healthy
pregnancy diets, - Children Ruin Everything

Researching healthy pregnancy diets,

Two beers is a nice drive home,
three, potential manslaughter. - Children Ruin Everything

Two beers is a nice drive home, three, potential manslaughte...

- I did some calculations
and a lot of speeding - Children Ruin Everything

- I did some calculations and a lot of speeding

- Okay, I don't-- - Children Ruin Everything

- Okay, I don't--

Okay, okay, okay,
we got this, we got this. - Children Ruin Everything

Okay, okay, okay, we got this, we got this.

- ♪ A harbor in a storm ♪ - Children Ruin Everything

- ♪ A harbor in a storm ♪

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Astrid and James struggle to hold onto their identities while raising their young children in the city.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: N/A

Writer: Kurt Smeaton

Production: New Metric Media,Bell Media,BellMedia

Genre: comedy

Year: 2022

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.6

BoxOffice:

Released: 13 May 2022

Awards: 5 wins & 18 nominations

Homepage: https://www.ctv.ca/shows/children-ruin-everything