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Children Ruin Everything

I stayed home because Jamesmakes more money because he has a valuable penisand I have a...

I stayed home because James
makes more money because he has a valuable penis
and I have a garbage vagina

Full Transcript

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I stayed home because James makes more money
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because he has a valuable penis and I have a garbage vagina.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:19
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy
Production
New Metric Media,Bell Media,BellMedia

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Movie Summary

Astrid and James struggle to hold onto their identities while raising their young children in the city.
S01 • E01 - Oh, you don't wanna know about what make-up to wear - Children Ruin Everything 00:06
- Oh, you don't wanna know about what make-up to wear
S01 • E08 I wish you the very best of luck with that. - Children Ruin Everything 00:05
I wish you the very best of luck with that.
S01 • E03 You know, sometimes Bo writes his fears on a napkin, - Children Ruin Everything 00:06
You know, sometimes Bo writes his fears on a napkin,
S01 • E06 Okay, what do you... what do you do, Viv, - Children Ruin Everything 00:05
Okay, what do you... what do you do, Viv,
S01 • E01 - No, I've already heard about how shiny - Children Ruin Everything 00:05
- No, I've already heard about how shiny
S01 • E03 - Mm. We need our napkins for spills, - Children Ruin Everything 00:07
- Mm. We need our napkins for spills,
S01 • E01 Speaking of Mom, - Children Ruin Everything 00:05
Speaking of Mom,
S01 • E08 Daddy and I have called this family meeting - Children Ruin Everything 00:06
Daddy and I have called this family meeting
S01 • E04 - My mother used to leave little footprints made of glitter - Children Ruin Everything 00:06
- My mother used to leave little footprints made of glitter
S01 • E05 Birthday boy's gotta get to school - Children Ruin Everything 00:06
Birthday boy's gotta get to school
S01 • E07 - You know, if it's too much of a hassle, - Children Ruin Everything 00:06
- You know, if it's too much of a hassle,
S01 • E07 - Oh, God, no! - We love Felix and Viv. - Children Ruin Everything 00:05
- Oh, God, no! - We love Felix and Viv.
S01 • E01 - ♪ My love must be a kind of blind love ♪ - Children Ruin Everything 00:07
- ♪ My love must be a kind of blind love ♪
S01 • E03 - Got your text. They only had two percent. - Children Ruin Everything 00:05
- Got your text. They only had two percent.
S01 • E07 We would absolutely take care of them - Children Ruin Everything 00:05
We would absolutely take care of them
S01 • E04 - Yeah, I think Felix is starting to doubt - Children Ruin Everything 00:07
- Yeah, I think Felix is starting to doubt
S01 • E06 - I mean, actually, it's called a "placebo effect" - Children Ruin Everything 00:05
- I mean, actually, it's called a "placebo effect&...
S01 • E01 ♪ I can't see anyone but... ♪ - Children Ruin Everything 00:11
♪ I can't see anyone but... ♪
S01 • E08 And I just wanna remind you the baby is still a secret. - Children Ruin Everything 00:05
And I just wanna remind you the baby is still a secret.
S01 • E02 Um, Felix starts baseball this weekend - Children Ruin Everything 00:05
Um, Felix starts baseball this weekend