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Children Ruin Everything

So, I take raw,quantifiable data like money, free time, uninterrupted minuteson the...

So, I take raw,
quantifiable data like money, free time, uninterrupted minutes
on the toilet, and I present them in ways
that people can understand

Full Transcript

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So, I take raw, quantifiable data
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like money, free time,
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uninterrupted minutes on the toilet,
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and I present them in ways that people can understand.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:06
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy
Production
New Metric Media,Bell Media,BellMedia

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Movie Summary

Astrid and James struggle to hold onto their identities while raising their young children in the city.
S01 • E07 Now, the riskiest thing I do is jaywalk - Children Ruin Everything 00:05
Now, the riskiest thing I do is jaywalk
S01 • E08 You piss off the wrong person, - Children Ruin Everything 00:06
You piss off the wrong person,
S01 • E05 - Hon, what can I do to help? You should take it easy today. - Children Ruin Everything 00:05
- Hon, what can I do to help? You should take it easy today.
S01 • E07 And we have to keep our kids alive, - Children Ruin Everything 00:05
And we have to keep our kids alive,
S01 • E01 Like joy, pride, and good vibes, man? - Children Ruin Everything 00:05
Like joy, pride, and good vibes, man?
S01 • E06 So, I'm thinking that maybe our next car - Children Ruin Everything 00:08
So, I'm thinking that maybe our next car
S01 • E05 - Take it easy? You want me to take it eas-- - Children Ruin Everything 00:07
- Take it easy? You want me to take it eas--
S01 • E07 Because the Venn diagram of things that exist - Children Ruin Everything 00:06
Because the Venn diagram of things that exist
S01 • E08 - Incest, dragons, "Hold the door!" - Children Ruin Everything 00:06
- Incest, dragons, "Hold the door!"
S01 • E01 Maybe we don't have as much money or time or fun, - Children Ruin Everything 00:07
Maybe we don't have as much money or time or fun,
S01 • E05 I have to bake a cake, - Children Ruin Everything 00:06
I have to bake a cake,
S01 • E04 That's huge. - I agree. When you get back, - Children Ruin Everything 00:07
That's huge. - I agree. When you get back,
S01 • E07 - So you wanna die in a cool way, - Children Ruin Everything 00:06
- So you wanna die in a cool way,
S01 • E08 And if I'm ever gonna sit on that iron throne, - Children Ruin Everything 00:09
And if I'm ever gonna sit on that iron throne,
S01 • E06 - No, I was thinking about making this trip with an infant, - Children Ruin Everything 00:09
- No, I was thinking about making this trip with an infant,
S01 • E05 Which is why it's so amazing that you do a killer job - Children Ruin Everything 00:07
Which is why it's so amazing that you do a killer job
S01 • E04 - Daddy! - Okay. Bye, my love. Gotta go. - Children Ruin Everything 00:05
- Daddy! - Okay. Bye, my love. Gotta go.
S01 • E03 - Oh, she seems smart and cool. What happened? - Children Ruin Everything 00:06
- Oh, she seems smart and cool. What happened?
S01 • E08 - I am ready to commit to being Regional Manager. - Children Ruin Everything 00:06
- I am ready to commit to being Regional Manager.
S01 • E01 - He said my job's available in a few months - Children Ruin Everything 00:05
- He said my job's available in a few months