Oh, sure!
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Blind Man:
What do you want? Charles:
[laughing crazily]
What do I want? I wanna marry Laura. I thought everybody knew that. I'd even settle for living with her. What do I want? Let's talk about what I have. You know what I have? I have, I have... an unemployed jacket salesman living in my spare room, I have a mother that won't get out of the bathtub, I have a sister that always wants me to be happy, I have a stepfather that wants me to take disco lessons and I have a secretary that wants me to throw parties so that she can make dips. And I have this boss that wants *me* to give his son advice on his sexual problems! Blind Man:
You've been up all night. That only makes things look worse. Charles:
Yeah? I really thought I was having a nervous breakdown for a second there. Blind Man:
[sympathetically]
Oh, sure!
What do you want? Charles:
[laughing crazily]
What do I want? I wanna marry Laura. I thought everybody knew that. I'd even settle for living with her. What do I want? Let's talk about what I have. You know what I have? I have, I have... an unemployed jacket salesman living in my spare room, I have a mother that won't get out of the bathtub, I have a sister that always wants me to be happy, I have a stepfather that wants me to take disco lessons and I have a secretary that wants me to throw parties so that she can make dips. And I have this boss that wants *me* to give his son advice on his sexual problems! Blind Man:
You've been up all night. That only makes things look worse. Charles:
Yeah? I really thought I was having a nervous breakdown for a second there. Blind Man:
[sympathetically]
Oh, sure!
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What do you want
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What do I want
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I wanna marry Laura That's what I want I thought everybody knew that
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I'd be willing just to date her I'd even settle for living with her
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That's what I want What do I want
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Let's talk about what I have huh
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You know what I have I have
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I have an unemployed jacket salesman living in my spare room
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I have a mother who won't get out of the bathtub
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I have a stepfather
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I have a stepfather who wants me to take disco lessons
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I have a sister who always wants me to be happy
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And you know what else I have
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I have a typist who wants me to throw parties so that she can make dips
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And I have a boss
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I have a boss Wait a minute Wait a minute Shh
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I have a boss I have this boss
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Yeah that wants me to give his son
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advice on his sexual problems
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Oh you've been up all night
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That always makes everything look worse
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Oh yeah Oh sure
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I thought I was having a nervous breakdown there for a minute you know
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Movie Summary
Working for the Utah state government as a report writer, Charles Richardson reminisces about his past love affair with Laura Connolly, with who he was immediately attracted upon first sight when she worked in the file section of ...
Actors
Blind Man
Charles
