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So there's this guy Walsh you understandHe's tired of screwing his wifeJake there's a problem Wait a second DuffyYou're always in such a hurrySo his friend says to himhey why don't you do it like the
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Chinatown

So there's this guy Walsh, do you understand? He's tired of screwin' his wife... So his...

Jake Gittes:So there's this guy Walsh, do you understand? He's tired of screwin' his wife... So his friend says to him, "Hey, why don't you do it like the Chinese do?" So He says, "How do the Chinese do it?" And the guy says, "Well, the Chinese, first they screw a little bit, then they stop, then they go and read a little Confucius, come back, screw a little bit more, then they stop again, go and they screw a little bit... then they go back and they screw a little bit more and then they go out and they contemplate the moon or something like that. Makes it more exciting." So now, the guy goes home and he starts screwin' his own wife, see. So he screws her for a little bit and then he stops, and he goes out of the room and reads Life Magazine. Then he goes back in, he starts screwin' again. He says, "Excuse me for a minute, honey." He goes out and he smokes a cigarette. Now his wife is gettin' sore as hell. He comes back in the room, he starts screwin' again. He gets up to start to leave again to go look at the moon. She looks at him and says, "Hey, what's the matter with ya? You're screwin' just like a Chinaman!"

Full Transcript

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So there's this guy Walsh you understand
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He's tired of screwing his wife
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Jake there's a problem Wait a second Duffy
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You're always in such a hurry
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So his friend says to him
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hey why don't you do it like the Chinese do
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So he says well how do the Chinese do it
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The guy says well the Chinese first they screw a little bit
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then they stop and they go and read a little confucius
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Come back screw a little bit more then they stop again
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go back and they screw a little Jake
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Walsh just listen to me for a second
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I mean you'll love this
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Now then they go back and they screw a little bit more
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and then they go out and they contemplate the moon
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or something like that Makes it more exciting
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So now the guy goes home and he starts screwing his own wife see
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So he screws her for a little bit and then he stops
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He goes out of the room and reads life magazine
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Then he goes back in he starts screwing again
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and he says excuse me for a minute honey
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and he goes out and he smokes a cigarette
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Now his wife is getting sore as hell
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He comes back in the room he starts screwing again
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he gets up to start to leave again to go look at the moon
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she looks at him and says hey what's the matter with you
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You're screwing just like a chinaman
Available in 7 languages
Duration
64 seconds
Views
381
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:03
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Production
Paramount Pictures,Long Road Productions,Robert Evans Company

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Movie Summary

A private detective hired to expose an adulterer in 1930s Los Angeles finds himself caught up in a web of deceit, corruption, and murder.

Actors

Jack Nicholson
J.j. Gittes