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CHIPS

I don't have colitis, and there's othergoddamn reasonsfor going to the bathroom!

CHIPS • 2017
I don't have colitis, and there's other
goddamn reasons
for going to the bathroom!

Full Transcript

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I don't have colitis,
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and there's other goddamn reasons for going to the bathroom!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
57
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:28
Uploaded
Jul 13, 2025
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Primate Pictures,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

A rookie officer is teamed with a hardened pro at the California Highway Patrol, though the newbie soon learns his partner is really an undercover Fed investigating a heist that may involve some crooked cops.
Even a prostate thing would be like... - CHIPS 00:04
Even a prostate thing would be like...
Oh, my God! - CHIPS 00:04
Oh, my God!
Are you stroking yourself three times a day - CHIPS 00:06
Are you stroking yourself three times a day
Goddamn it! Where'd they come from? - CHIPS 00:04
Goddamn it! Where'd they come from?
But when people have oversexualized behavior like yours, - CHIPS 00:08
But when people have oversexualized behavior like yours,
And my goal in life isn't to feel safe talking to you. - CHIPS 00:04
And my goal in life isn't to feel safe talking to you.
What I do and how many times I do it in the bathroom, - CHIPS 00:06
What I do and how many times I do it in the bathroom,
But, if something did happen, - CHIPS 00:05
But, if something did happen,
Well, Jon, - CHIPS 00:06
Well, Jon,
It's not even a question of "if," it's a question of "who." - CHIPS 00:05
It's not even a question of "if," it's a...
LA-15 to all units. 211. - CHIPS 00:07
LA-15 to all units. 211.
You crashed eight minutes ago on flat pavement. - CHIPS 00:04
You crashed eight minutes ago on flat pavement.
Jon and Ponch, what's your 20? - CHIPS 00:06
Jon and Ponch, what's your 20?
This is 7-MARY-4, we're heading towards some kind of fair. - CHIPS 00:12
This is 7-MARY-4, we're heading towards some kind of f...
Cool it! -Goddamn it! Please! - CHIPS 00:06
Cool it! -Goddamn it! Please!
I'm on Stadium Way. - CHIPS 00:06
I'm on Stadium Way.
If this was a public bathroom, you'd be shootin' your weapon all over the place. - CHIPS 00:04
If this was a public bathroom, you'd be shootin' y...
EAGLE-6, the suspects are on Stadium Way, - CHIPS 00:05
EAGLE-6, the suspects are on Stadium Way,
Those bikes must be going 150. - CHIPS 00:11
Those bikes must be going 150.
I don't see him. - CHIPS 00:05
I don't see him.