Hey! What's up, I'm Jon! Jon Baker! Francis... uhh... Ponch... Ponchorello. Oh! You're...
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Jon:
Hey! What's up, I'm Jon! Jon Baker!
[shakes hand]
Ponch:
Francis... uhh... Ponch... Ponchorello.
Jon:
Oh! You're Ponchorello?
Ponch:
Yeah!
Jon:
Awesome, man, we're partners!
Ponch:
Oh cool!
Jon:
Yeah, let's kick this off with the real thing!
[goes in for a hug with only underwear on]
Ponch:
Oh dude!
Jon:
Okay.
Ponch:
Slow down a little bit. That was a bit much.
Jon:
If you're homophobic or whatever, that's cool.
Ponch:
No, no, no, no... what?
Jon:
I mean, it's not cool to be homophobic, but I totally respect your right to be.
Ponch:
Wait, you think I'm homophobic, because I won't embrace a man in his underpants that I just met, is that your definition?
Jon:
But your reaction was like, really strong, like borderline violent and I just, I bet if I were, like a hot woman in a bikini, you'd probably be fine hugging me, yeah?
Ponch:
Your question is "would I prefer to hug a hot woman in a bikini over a male stranger in his underpants?" and my answer to that will determine whether or not I'm a homophobe, like according to you?
Jon:
I think you oversimplified it, but yes. I... I do.
Ponch:
Okay, here's my answer: I'm the senior officer here, you're the rookie that doesn't know his mouth from his asshole, let alone the definition of homophobia, so from here on out, you're just gonna shut the fuck up and wait patiently for me to ask all the questions, understood?
Jon:
I got that.
Ponch:
Understood?
Jon:
I understand.
Ponch:
Better. Better.
Jon:
You know, man, I think I'm a little nervous, 'cause it's my first day and I have a lot riding on this, I'm trying to salvage my marriage.
Ponch:
Did I ask you about your failing marriage? Just shut up... and suit up, okay?
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Sorry That was a bit much
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If you're homophobic or whatever that's cool
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No no no What
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I mean it's not cool to be homophobic but I totally respect your right to be
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Wait you think I'm homophobic because I won't embrace a man
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in his underpants that I just met Is that your definition
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But your reaction was really strong Borderline violent
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I bet if I were a hot woman in a bikini you'd probably be fine hugging me yeah
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Your question is Would I prefer to hug a hot woman in a bikini
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over a male stranger in his underpants
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And my answer to that will determine whether or not I'm a homophobe
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like according to you
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I think you've oversimplified it but yes
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I do Okay
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Here's my answer I'm the senior officer here
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You're the rookie that doesn't know his mouth from his asshole
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let alone the definition of homophobia
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So from here on out you're just gonna shut the fuck up
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and wait patiently for me to ask all the questions Understood
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I got that
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Understood I understand
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I'm sorry Better
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You know I think I'm a little nervous 'cause it's my first day
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and I have a lot riding on this Don't worry about it
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I'm trying to salvage my marriage
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Did I ask you about your failing marriage
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No
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Just shut up and suit up okay
Clip duration: 67 seconds
Views: 138
Timestamp in movie: 00h 17m 37s
Uploaded: 21 November, 2022
Genres: action, comedy, crime
Summary: A rookie officer is teamed with a hardened pro at the California Highway Patrol, though the newbie soon learns his partner is really an undercover Fed investigating a heist that may involve some crooked cops.
