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CHIPS

You have somethinggoing on intestinally, and you're too proud to stopat a Walgreen'sor a...

CHIPS • 2017
You have something
going on intestinally, and you're too proud to stop
at a Walgreen's
or a CVS to deal with it

Full Transcript

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You have something going on intestinally,
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and you're too proud to stop at a Walgreen's or a CVS to deal with it.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:38
Uploaded
Jul 13, 2025
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Primate Pictures,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

A rookie officer is teamed with a hardened pro at the California Highway Patrol, though the newbie soon learns his partner is really an undercover Fed investigating a heist that may involve some crooked cops.
What.. what the hell...? - CHIPS
What.. what the hell...?
Dude, I will run in and get you - CHIPS 00:06
Dude, I will run in and get you
Take the olive branch and accept some help, okay. - CHIPS 00:04
Take the olive branch and accept some help, okay.
You clearly have a health issue, like Crohn's or colitis. - CHIPS 00:04
You clearly have a health issue, like Crohn's or coliti...
I don't have colitis, - CHIPS 00:05
I don't have colitis,
Even a prostate thing would be like... - CHIPS 00:04
Even a prostate thing would be like...
Oh, my God! - CHIPS 00:04
Oh, my God!
Are you stroking yourself three times a day - CHIPS 00:06
Are you stroking yourself three times a day
Goddamn it! Where'd they come from? - CHIPS 00:04
Goddamn it! Where'd they come from?
But when people have oversexualized behavior like yours, - CHIPS 00:08
But when people have oversexualized behavior like yours,
And my goal in life isn't to feel safe talking to you. - CHIPS 00:04
And my goal in life isn't to feel safe talking to you.
What I do and how many times I do it in the bathroom, - CHIPS 00:06
What I do and how many times I do it in the bathroom,
But, if something did happen, - CHIPS 00:05
But, if something did happen,
Well, Jon, - CHIPS 00:06
Well, Jon,
It's not even a question of "if," it's a question of "who." - CHIPS 00:05
It's not even a question of "if," it's a...
LA-15 to all units. 211. - CHIPS 00:07
LA-15 to all units. 211.
You crashed eight minutes ago on flat pavement. - CHIPS 00:04
You crashed eight minutes ago on flat pavement.
Jon and Ponch, what's your 20? - CHIPS 00:06
Jon and Ponch, what's your 20?
This is 7-MARY-4, we're heading towards some kind of fair. - CHIPS 00:12
This is 7-MARY-4, we're heading towards some kind of f...
Cool it! -Goddamn it! Please! - CHIPS 00:06
Cool it! -Goddamn it! Please!