"Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" quotes

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A down-on-his-luck inventor turns a broken-down Grand Prix car into a fancy vehicle for his children, and then they go off on a magical fantasy adventure to save their grandfather in a far-off land.

Director: Ken Hughes
Writer: Ian Fleming, Roald Dahl, Ken Hughes
Production: N/A
Year: 1968
MetaScore: 64/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $7,500,000
Released: 18 Dec 1968
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 4 nominations total

78 Clips

Here we are children Come and get your lollipops - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:10 Here we are children Come and get your lollipops Calacatacatus Potts - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:07 Calacatacatus Potts If women are going to drive motorcars around - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:12 If women are going to drive motorcars around Come along kiddie winkies - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:09 Come along kiddie winkies Tell us a story about pirates Daddy - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 01:03 Tell us a story about pirates Daddy You're the Apfelstrudel of mein eye - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:36 You're the Apfelstrudel of mein eye This is living - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:22 This is living My little Bombie - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:23 My little Bombie I'm on my way to far away - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:19 I'm on my way to far away I want it I want it I want it I want it - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:04 I want it I want it I want it I want it I've met so many men - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:34 I've met so many men Has he kissed her yet - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:17 Has he kissed her yet How did this feeling start - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:30 How did this feeling start It's more like a toot - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:10 It's more like a toot What a funny noise it's making - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:31 What a funny noise it's making There's something new on the scene - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:12 There's something new on the scene Truly Scrumptious - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:26 Truly Scrumptious So if you'll be so good as to take yourself off - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:16 So if you'll be so good as to take yourself off What's this gadget - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:18 What's this gadget That's what we're gonna do with her - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:25 That's what we're gonna do with her They're locked up in the tower - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:12 They're locked up in the tower That's a clever thing to do - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:06 That's a clever thing to do Proper card he is - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 01:06 Proper card he is You know something else - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:16 You know something else You mean to tell me I invented something that actually works - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:10 You mean to tell me I invented something that actually works I want it I want it I want it I want it - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:04 I want it I want it I want it I want it We've got sausage tarts - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:10 We've got sausage tarts You're a genius - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:06 You're a genius It's time you woke up - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:30 It's time you woke up I suppose you blue faced baboons - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:09 I suppose you blue faced baboons Your Excellency - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:19 Your Excellency What an unusual car - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:20 What an unusual car I've never been - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:06 I've never been What's your name - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:34 What's your name There are children here somewhere - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:09 There are children here somewhere Is that all you do - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:07 Is that all you do It's uncategorical - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:23 It's uncategorical Jeremy it's not nice to peek - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:09 Jeremy it's not nice to peek Don't waste your pucker on some all day sucker - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:10 Don't waste your pucker on some all day sucker So dreams can come true - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:36 So dreams can come true I have succeeded - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:07 I have succeeded He's a bit of an eccentric - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:14 He's a bit of an eccentric My little dears - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:12 My little dears All these wonderful things - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:22 All these wonderful things And all free today - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:11 And all free today Don't you know where we're going - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:12 Don't you know where we're going Let me tell you - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:22 Let me tell you The Baroness will have your teeth for a necklace - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:10 The Baroness will have your teeth for a necklace But he can't steal our lovely car - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:09 But he can't steal our lovely car ' the princess cried - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:15 ' the princess cried Nasty smelly things motorcars - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:10 Nasty smelly things motorcars Vulgaria became a free country - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:32 Vulgaria became a free country I don't trust a man who makes toys - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:12 I don't trust a man who makes toys This is  X  speaking - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:17 This is X speaking Nasty horrid mean old lady - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:10 Nasty horrid mean old lady I haven't seen a good drowning in years - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:15 I haven't seen a good drowning in years It is impossible - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:31 It is impossible I have here a map - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:33 I have here a map That's a very pretty name - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:48 That's a very pretty name Do you think Coggins might do a deal - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:17 Do you think Coggins might do a deal What's the matter with them - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:28 What's the matter with them Unless you'd rather ride piggyback - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:14 Unless you'd rather ride piggyback Confounded woman - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:59 Confounded woman Thiz is your captain speaking - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:23 Thiz is your captain speaking Had your chance - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:06 Had your chance Miss Scrumptious - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:06 Miss Scrumptious I'm sorry about the children - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:34 I'm sorry about the children Maybe my children like running wild in the street - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:12 Maybe my children like running wild in the street What's the matter - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:09 What's the matter What do we do now - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:08 What do we do now Or Toot Sweets - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:28 Or Toot Sweets He isn't even nice - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:06 He isn't even nice I'll tell you something - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:22 I'll tell you something What a rotten birthday party - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:23 What a rotten birthday party Have you come to help us - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:32 Have you come to help us I don't see how it's gonna help them - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:30 I don't see how it's gonna help them Wh what are you going to do - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:10 Wh what are you going to do I'm so glad you came - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:26 I'm so glad you came

Cast

Caractacus Potts - Dick Van Dyke
Truly Scrumptious - Sally Ann Howes
Grandpa Potts - Lionel Jeffries
Baron Bomburst - Gert Fröbe
Baroness Bomburst - Anna Quayle