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A down-on-his-luck inventor turns a broken-down Grand Prix car into a fancy vehicle for his children, and then they go off on a magical fantasy adventure to save their grandfather in a far-o... Read all

Director: Ken Hughes
Writer: Ian Fleming, Roald Dahl, Ken Hughes
Production: N/A
Year: 1968
MetaScore: 64/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $7,500,000
Released: 18 Dec 1968
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 4 nominations total

64 Clips & Quotes

I'll tell you something - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:41 I'll tell you something He isn't even nice - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:14 He isn't even nice Truly Scrumptious - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:27 Truly Scrumptious Maybe my children like running wild in the street - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:25 Maybe my children like running wild in the street What's the matter - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:16 What's the matter I'm sorry about the children - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 01:16 I'm sorry about the children What do we do now - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:15 What do we do now Confounded woman - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 01:51 Confounded woman Had your chance - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:13 Had your chance What's your name - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:52 What's your name Unless you'd rather ride piggyback - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:27 Unless you'd rather ride piggyback Miss Scrumptious - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:21 Miss Scrumptious Do you think Coggins might do a deal - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:32 Do you think Coggins might do a deal I have here a map - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:55 I have here a map It is impossible - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 01:08 It is impossible What's the matter with them - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:43 What's the matter with them I've never been - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:20 I've never been What an unusual car - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:38 What an unusual car Vulgaria became a free country - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 01:11 Vulgaria became a free country ' the princess cried - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:09 ' the princess cried The Baroness will have your teeth for a necklace - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:25 The Baroness will have your teeth for a necklace Thiz is your captain speaking - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:46 Thiz is your captain speaking Let me tell you - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:20 Let me tell you Don't you know where we're going - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:13 Don't you know where we're going And all free today - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:14 And all free today This is  X  speaking - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:26 This is X speaking Is that all you do - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:16 Is that all you do Your Excellency - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:27 Your Excellency I haven't seen a good drowning in years - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:17 I haven't seen a good drowning in years It's time you woke up - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 01:00 It's time you woke up You're a genius - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:13 You're a genius All these wonderful things - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:27 All these wonderful things We've got sausage tarts - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:27 We've got sausage tarts My little dears - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:13 My little dears You mean to tell me I invented something that actually works - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:19 You mean to tell me I invented something that actually works He's a bit of an eccentric - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:28 He's a bit of an eccentric I have succeeded - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:15 I have succeeded You know something else - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:33 You know something else So dreams can come true - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 01:28 So dreams can come true There are children here somewhere - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:21 There are children here somewhere Calacatacatus Potts - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:08 Calacatacatus Potts If women are going to drive motorcars around - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:28 If women are going to drive motorcars around Or Toot Sweets - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:33 Or Toot Sweets I'm so glad you came - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:48 I'm so glad you came I don't see how it's gonna help them - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 01:08 I don't see how it's gonna help them Wh what are you going to do - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:27 Wh what are you going to do Have you come to help us - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:52 Have you come to help us Don't waste your pucker on some all day sucker - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:20 Don't waste your pucker on some all day sucker It's uncategorical - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:33 It's uncategorical Proper card he is - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 01:29 Proper card he is That's a clever thing to do - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:10 That's a clever thing to do That's what we're gonna do with her - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 01:08 That's what we're gonna do with her What's this gadget - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:30 What's this gadget There's something new on the scene - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:27 There's something new on the scene What a funny noise it's making - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:28 What a funny noise it's making It's more like a toot - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:14 It's more like a toot How did this feeling start - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:23 How did this feeling start Has he kissed her yet - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:26 Has he kissed her yet I've met so many men - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:26 I've met so many men I'm on my way to far away - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:29 I'm on my way to far away My little Bombie - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:34 My little Bombie What a rotten birthday party - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:32 What a rotten birthday party This is living - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:30 This is living You're the Apfelstrudel of mein eye - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:41 You're the Apfelstrudel of mein eye

Cast

Caractacus Potts - Dick Van Dyke
Truly Scrumptious - Sally Ann Howes
Grandpa Potts - Lionel Jeffries
Baron Bomburst - Gert Fröbe
Baroness Bomburst - Anna Quayle
Toymaker - Benny Hill
Lord Scrumptious - James Robertson Justice
Child Catcher - Robert Helpmann
Jeremy - Adrian Hall
Admiral - Davy Kaye
First Spy - Alexander Doré
Second Spy - Bernard Spear
Chancellor - Stanley Unwin
Captain of Guard - Peter Arne
Junkman - Victor Maddern
Big Man - Arthur Mullard
Minister - Gerald Campion
Minister - Felix Felton
Minister (as Monti de Lyle) - Monti DeLyle
Lieutenant - Larry Taylor
Orchestra Leader - Max Bacon
Inventor - Max Wall
Inventor - John Heawood
Inventor - Kenneth Waller
Inventor - Gerald Taylor
Inventor - Eddie Davis
Cavalry Guard at Cannon - Vic Armstrong
4th Minister - Theo Aygar
Castle Chef - John Baskcomb
Grand Prix Spectator - Roy Beck
Courtier - Eunice Black
'Test your Strength' Attendant - Bill Brandon
Townsman - Daniel Brown
Vulgarian Child - Phil Collins
Cavalry Guard - Tim Condren
Field Worker - Sadie Corre
Under Chef - John Crocker
Minister - Cyril Cross
Man in the Sweet Factory - Dan Darnelli
Lady-in-Waiting - Gabrielle Daye
Man at Fair - Ernest Fennemore
Soldier at Castle - Harry Fielder
Dancer - Henry Gibson
Child in Castle - Gary Graham
Urchin - Carson Green
3rd Duchess - Kay Hamilton
Scullery Maid - Miranda Hampton
Field Worker - Robert Jenner
Child in Castle - Nigel Kingsley
Minor Role - Teddy Kiss Atom
Child - Jim Machin
Lady at the Fair - Mary Maxfield
Dancer - Connel Miles
Fairground Barker - Roy Murray
2nd Duchess - Grace Newcombe
Major Domo - Dickie Owen
Soldier - Paul Phillips
Townsman - Dido Plumb
Chauffeur - Colin Rix
Pastry Cook - Jessie Robins
Child in Castle - Joseph Ross
Child in Castle - Peter Ross
Scullery Maid - Janette Rowsell
Minister of Finance - John Ruddock
Background - Hugh Spight
Minor Role - Ian Spofforth
Castle Guest - Reg Thomason
Child at the Fair - Rosetta Tropea
Secretary at Sweet Factory - Richard Wattis
Minor Role - Jeannette Wild
Grand Prix Official - Bob Wright