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"Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" quotes

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang poster
A down-on-his-luck inventor turns a broken-down Grand Prix car into a fancy vehicle for his children, and then they go off on a magical fantasy adventure to save their grandfather in a far-off land.

Director: Ken Hughes
Writer: Ian Fleming, Roald Dahl, Ken Hughes
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, family, fantasy
Year: 1968
MetaScore: 64/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $7,500,000
Released: 18 Dec 1968
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 4 nominations total

73 video clips

Caracticus PottsCaractacus PottsJemimaJeremyTruly ScrumptiousSecond SpyFirst SpyLord ScrumptiousChild CatcherBaron BomburstToymakerPeterInventorJunkmanBaroness BomburstChildcatcher
I'm so glad you came - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:26 I'm so glad you came Wh what are you going to do - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:10 Wh what are you going to do I don't see how it's gonna help them - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:30 I don't see how it's gonna help them Have you come to help us - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:32 Have you come to help us What a rotten birthday party - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:23 What a rotten birthday party I'll tell you something - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:22 I'll tell you something He isn't even nice - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:06 He isn't even nice What do we do now - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:08 What do we do now What's the matter - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:09 What's the matter Maybe my children like running wild in the street - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:12 Maybe my children like running wild in the street I'm sorry about the children - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:34 I'm sorry about the children Miss Scrumptious - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:06 Miss Scrumptious Had your chance - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:06 Had your chance Thiz is your captain speaking - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:23 Thiz is your captain speaking Confounded woman - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:59 Confounded woman What's the matter with them - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:28 What's the matter with them Do you think Coggins might do a deal - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:17 Do you think Coggins might do a deal That's a very pretty name - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:48 That's a very pretty name I have here a map - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:33 I have here a map I haven't seen a good drowning in years - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:15 I haven't seen a good drowning in years Nasty horrid mean old lady - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:10 Nasty horrid mean old lady This is X speaking - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:17 This is X speaking I don't trust a man who makes toys - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:12 I don't trust a man who makes toys Vulgaria became a free country - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:32 Vulgaria became a free country Nasty smelly things motorcars - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:10 Nasty smelly things motorcars ' the princess cried - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:15 ' the princess cried But he can't steal our lovely car - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:09 But he can't steal our lovely car The Baroness will have your teeth for a necklace - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:10 The Baroness will have your teeth for a necklace Let me tell you - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:22 Let me tell you Don't you know where we're going - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:12 Don't you know where we're going And all free today - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:11 And all free today All these wonderful things - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:22 All these wonderful things My little dears - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:12 My little dears He's a bit of an eccentric - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:14 He's a bit of an eccentric I have succeeded - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:07 I have succeeded So dreams can come true - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:36 So dreams can come true Don't waste your pucker on some all day sucker - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:10 Don't waste your pucker on some all day sucker Jeremy it's not nice to peek - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:09 Jeremy it's not nice to peek It's uncategorical - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:23 It's uncategorical Is that all you do - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:07 Is that all you do There are children here somewhere - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:09 There are children here somewhere I've never been - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:06 I've never been What an unusual car - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:20 What an unusual car Your Excellency - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:19 Your Excellency I suppose you blue faced baboons - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:09 I suppose you blue faced baboons It's time you woke up - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:30 It's time you woke up You're a genius - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:06 You're a genius We've got sausage tarts - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:10 We've got sausage tarts I want it I want it I want it I want it - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:04 I want it I want it I want it I want it You mean to tell me I invented something that actually works - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:10 You mean to tell me I invented something that actually works You know something else - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:16 You know something else Proper card he is - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 01:06 Proper card he is That's a clever thing to do - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:06 That's a clever thing to do They're locked up in the tower - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:12 They're locked up in the tower That's what we're gonna do with her - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:25 That's what we're gonna do with her What's this gadget - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:18 What's this gadget So if you'll be so good as to take yourself off - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:16 So if you'll be so good as to take yourself off Truly Scrumptious - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:26 Truly Scrumptious There's something new on the scene - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:12 There's something new on the scene What a funny noise it's making - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:31 What a funny noise it's making It's more like a toot - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:10 It's more like a toot How did this feeling start - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:30 How did this feeling start Has he kissed her yet - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:17 Has he kissed her yet I've met so many men - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:34 I've met so many men I want it I want it I want it I want it - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:04 I want it I want it I want it I want it I'm on my way to far away - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:19 I'm on my way to far away This is living - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:22 This is living You're the Apfelstrudel of mein eye - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:36 You're the Apfelstrudel of mein eye Tell us a story about pirates Daddy - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 01:03 Tell us a story about pirates Daddy Come along kiddie winkies - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:09 Come along kiddie winkies If women are going to drive motorcars around - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:12 If women are going to drive motorcars around Calacatacatus Potts - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:07 Calacatacatus Potts Here we are children Come and get your lollipops - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 00:10 Here we are children Come and get your lollipops

Cast

Caractacus Potts - Dick Van Dyke
Truly Scrumptious - Sally Ann Howes
Grandpa Potts - Lionel Jeffries
Baron Bomburst - Gert Fröbe
Baroness Bomburst - Anna Quayle
Toymaker - Benny Hill
Lord Scrumptious - James Robertson Justice
Child Catcher - Robert Helpmann
Jemima - Heather Ripley
Jeremy - Adrian Hall
Blonde - Barbara Windsor
Admiral - Davy Kaye
First Spy - Alexander Doré
Second Spy - Bernard Spear
Chancellor - Stanley Unwin
Captain of Guard - Peter Arne
Coggins - Desmond Llewelyn
Junkman - Victor Maddern
Big Man - Arthur Mullard
Chef - Ross Parker
Minister - Gerald Campion
Minister - Felix Felton
Minister (as Monti de Lyle) - Monti DeLyle
Duchess - Totti Truman Taylor
Lieutenant - Larry Taylor
Orchestra Leader - Max Bacon
Inventor - Max Wall
Inventor - John Heawood
Inventor - Michael Darbyshire
Inventor - Kenneth Waller
Inventor - Gerald Taylor
Inventor - Eddie Davis
Dancer - Robert Arditti
Cavalry Guard at Cannon - Vic Armstrong
Peter - Michael Audreson
4th Minister - Theo Aygar
Castle Chef - John Baskcomb
Grand Prix Spectator - Roy Beck
Courtier - Eunice Black
'Test your Strength' Attendant - Bill Brandon
Townsman - Daniel Brown
Vulgarian Child - Phil Collins
Cavalry Guard - Tim Condren
Field Worker - Sadie Corre
Under Chef - John Crocker
Minister - Cyril Cross
Man in the Sweet Factory - Dan Darnelli
Lady-in-Waiting - Gabrielle Daye
- Liz English
Man at Fair - Ernest Fennemore
Soldier at Castle - Harry Fielder
Dancer - Henry Gibson
Child in Castle - Gary Graham
Urchin - Carson Green
3rd Duchess - Kay Hamilton
Scullery Maid - Miranda Hampton
Field Worker - Robert Jenner
Child in Castle - Nigel Kingsley
Minor Role - Teddy Kiss Atom
Child - Jim Machin
Lady at the Fair - Mary Maxfield
Dancer - Connel Miles
Fairground Barker - Roy Murray
2nd Duchess - Grace Newcombe
Major Domo - Dickie Owen
Soldier - Paul Phillips
Townsman - Dido Plumb
Chauffeur - Colin Rix
Pastry Cook - Jessie Robins
Child in Castle - Joseph Ross
Child in Castle - Peter Ross
Scullery Maid - Janette Rowsell
Minister of Finance - John Ruddock
Background - Hugh Spight
Minor Role - Ian Spofforth
Castle Guest - Reg Thomason
Child at the Fair - Rosetta Tropea
Secretary at Sweet Factory - Richard Wattis
Minor Role - Jeannette Wild
Grand Prix Official - Bob Wright