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"Chopper" quotes

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Chopper tells the intense story of Mark "Chopper" Read, a legendary criminal who wrote his autobiography while serving a jail sentence in prison. His book, "From the Inside", upon which the film is based, was a best-seller.

Director: Andrew Dominik
Writer: Mark Brandon Read, Andrew Dominik
Production: N/A
Genre: biography, crime, drama
Year: 2000
MetaScore: 68/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $236,185
Released: 03 Aug 2000
Awards: 12 wins & 14 nominations

39 video clips

ChopperDetective DownieKeith ReadNeville BartosRobboJimmy LoughnanKeithy GeorgeDetective CooneyNickMandySammy The Turk
Now tell me this why would I shoot a bloke bang - Chopper 00:12 Now tell me this why would I shoot a bloke bang Jim if you keep stabbing me you're gonna kill me right - Chopper 00:04 Jim if you keep stabbing me you're gonna kill me right I'm just a normal bloke a normal bloke that likes a bit of torture - Chopper 00:07 I'm just a normal bloke a normal bloke that likes a bit... All I can tell you is what I told Mr Beazley - Chopper 00:22 All I can tell you is what I told Mr Beazley Beethoven had his critics too Keith - Chopper 00:06 Beethoven had his critics too Keith So you took him to the hospital - Chopper 00:24 So you took him to the hospital I just saw on the TV a man was shot at Bojangles - Chopper 00:12 I just saw on the TV a man was shot at Bojangles I'm not angry at you Jim you just broke my heart that's all - Chopper 00:05 I'm not angry at you Jim you just broke my heart... No I didn't drive him to the bloody hospital - Chopper 00:07 No I didn't drive him to the bloody hospital There's no cash here - Chopper 00:08 There's no cash here No Mark you're being fucking paranoid - Chopper 00:07 No Mark you're being fucking paranoid And he's writing another one And I can't even spell - Chopper 00:08 And he's writing another one And I can't even... Ah Keith I always thought I was a good bloke - Chopper 00:13 Ah Keith I always thought I was a good bloke You're not still angry at me about that leg are you - Chopper 00:23 You're not still angry at me about that leg are you Beethoven had his critics too Keith - Chopper 00:10 Beethoven had his critics too Keith I just told you I shot the Turk - Chopper 00:31 I just told you I shot the Turk You think he'll want to give a bit of cash my way - Chopper 00:21 You think he'll want to give a bit of cash my way Used to be bloody Chopper Read - Chopper 00:07 Used to be bloody Chopper Read I don't think i've ever been as bloody insulted as I am right now - Chopper 00:18 I don't think i've ever been as bloody insulted as... You've probably read all the newspaper stories about me - Chopper 00:16 You've probably read all the newspaper stories about me Jimmy and the boys will be in the car - Chopper 00:27 Jimmy and the boys will be in the car Hello Is that you Neville - Chopper 00:06 Hello Is that you Neville Get a fucking rag - Chopper 00:07 Get a fucking rag You don't much like me do you - Chopper 00:03 You don't much like me do you The bloke's been me best mate since 1975 - Chopper 00:21 The bloke's been me best mate since 1975 He couldn't have the fluff to knock off a cappuccino - Chopper 00:05 He couldn't have the fluff to knock off a cappuccino You think I fucking give a shit - Chopper 00:04 You think I fucking give a shit The bloke's been my best mate since 1975 - Chopper 00:14 The bloke's been my best mate since 1975 Cheers big ears - Chopper 00:04 Cheers big ears

Cast

Neville Bartos - Vince Colosimo
Chopper - Eric Bana
Television Interviewer - Renée Brack
Prison Officer #1 - Gregory Pitt
Prison Officer #2 - Richard Sutherland
All Cast