Yeah, hello, is Stacy there? "This is Stacy." CLICK! Hello, is Tammy there? "Oh, Tammy...
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Chris Rock:
I took the AIDS test... passed it... with a 65! Now, the scary thing about the AIDS test is that when you take it, you don't get the results back for FIIIVVEE days, and in those five days You start reflectin'. You start reflectin' on every single piece of dirty, disgusting little sex you've ever had! Oh my God, 1993, what the fuck was I thinkin'? Then, You start callin' people up to see if they still alive! [Impersonating a telephone call] Chris Rock:
Yeah, hello, is Stacy there? "This is Stacy." CLICK! Hello, is Tammy there? "Oh, Tammy dead." Well, what happened? "... she got hit by a bus." OH, THANK THE LORD!
I took the AIDS test... passed it... with a 65! Now, the scary thing about the AIDS test is that when you take it, you don't get the results back for FIIIVVEE days, and in those five days You start reflectin'. You start reflectin' on every single piece of dirty, disgusting little sex you've ever had! Oh my God, 1993, what the fuck was I thinkin'? Then, You start callin' people up to see if they still alive! [Impersonating a telephone call] Chris Rock:
Yeah, hello, is Stacy there? "This is Stacy." CLICK! Hello, is Tammy there? "Oh, Tammy dead." Well, what happened? "... she got hit by a bus." OH, THANK THE LORD!
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l took my AlDS test passed it got 65
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You know what's scary about the AlDS test
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What's scary is you don't get the results back for five days
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Five days that's a long time
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And you know what happens in those five days You start reflecting
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You start thinking about every nasty skank ass
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questionable piece of sex you ever had
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and everybody got a few
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Movie Summary
Chris Rock's third HBO comedy special shows him performing his stand-up routine at Apollo Theater in Harlem.
