"Why weren't you at work today?" "Oh, my polio's actin' up again!" They don't cure shit!
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Chris Rock:
Doctors don't cure shit! They don't cure shit! The last disease doctors cured was polio. When's The last time you met someone with polio? [Impersonating a boss and his employee] Chris Rock:
"Why weren't you at work today?" "Oh, my polio's actin' up again!" They don't cure shit!
Doctors don't cure shit! They don't cure shit! The last disease doctors cured was polio. When's The last time you met someone with polio? [Impersonating a boss and his employee] Chris Rock:
"Why weren't you at work today?" "Oh, my polio's actin' up again!" They don't cure shit!
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Y'all like doctors 'cause they don't cure shit
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They don't cure nothing
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Same diseases been hanging out since l was a kid man
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What's the last shit a doctor cured Polio
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You know how long ago polio was
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That's like the first season of Lucy
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Shit Fred had an Afro with finger waves
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Have you ever met anybody with polio
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Anybody feel a little 'poly around you
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No That's right they don't cure shit
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Movie Summary
Chris Rock's third HBO comedy special shows him performing his stand-up routine at Apollo Theater in Harlem.
