Good evening, sir! How are you doing? What's what? What? Do you know why I pulled you...
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Police Officer:
[From album]
Good evening, sir! How are you doing?
Black Man:
What's what? What?
Police Officer:
Do you know why I pulled you over?
Black Man:
Yeah, 'cuz I'm a black man, motherfucker! Now, if I was a white bitch with some big-ass titties, you let me go!
Police Officer:
Very good, sir. Maybe you're right. But I just wanted to let you know, your license plate is a little loose.
Black Man:
Oh, man, bullshit! Man, that's bullshit! You just mad at me 'cuz I'm rolling this bug-eyed Benz, bitch!
Police Officer:
I love German cars! I love Benzes! It's just, the license plate's a little crooked. That's all, come on.
Black Man:
Hey, fuck that, man! Y'all took the street! I ain't got time for this shit!
Police Officer:
Hey, hey, hey! I'm gonna let you go. I just need your registration, that's all.
Black Man:
I ain't got no registration, no proof of insurance, no nothing, no baby seat, I ain't got my seatbelt on, all I got is a motherfucking receipt!
Police Officer:
Oh, you don't need any of that. Just drive safely and have a good night.
Transcript
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''What the fuck are you doing here
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''ls it your birthday
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''Did you get a raise
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''Well you got to get the fuck out
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''You go l'm kicking you the fuck out Yes bye
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''Go take care of them kids before they rob me in 10 years ''
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You got to get your kid on or your groove on
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You can't get both on at the same time l'm tired of this shit
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And a bunch of girls are like
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 126
Timestamp in movie: 00h 08m 00s
Uploaded: 02 April, 2022
Genres: documentary, comedy
Summary: Chris Rock's third HBO comedy special shows him performing his stand-up routine at Apollo Theater in Harlem.
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