{\an8}She said,"$300, I'll do anything you want." I said, "Bitch, paint my house." We...
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{\an8}She said,
"$300, I'll do anything you want." I said, "Bitch, paint my house." We don't need the death penalty! We got the tossed salad man! {\an8}'Cause if a bullet costs $5,000,
there'll be no more innocent bystanders. {\an8}I ain't scared of Al-Qaeda. {\an8}I'm scared of Al-Cracker. You cannot lend money
to people you're fucking. 'Cause they think that sex is a payback. {\an8}We just got a few bad apples
that like to crash into mountains
"$300, I'll do anything you want." I said, "Bitch, paint my house." We don't need the death penalty! We got the tossed salad man! {\an8}'Cause if a bullet costs $5,000,
there'll be no more innocent bystanders. {\an8}I ain't scared of Al-Qaeda. {\an8}I'm scared of Al-Cracker. You cannot lend money
to people you're fucking. 'Cause they think that sex is a payback. {\an8}We just got a few bad apples
that like to crash into mountains
Full Transcript
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{\an8}She said,
"$300, I'll do anything you want."
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I said, "Bitch, paint my house."
00:00:05.003 --> 00:00:06.834
We don't need the death penalty!
00:00:06.834 --> 00:00:08.006
We got the tossed salad man!
00:00:08.006 --> 00:00:12.934
{\an8}'Cause if a bullet costs $5,000,
there'll be no more innocent bystanders.
00:00:12.934 --> 00:00:14.667
{\an8}I ain't scared of Al-Qaeda.
00:00:14.667 --> 00:00:16.004
{\an8}I'm scared of Al-Cracker.
00:00:16.004 --> 00:00:19.002
You cannot lend money
to people you're fucking.
00:00:19.002 --> 00:00:21.006
'Cause they think that sex is a payback.
00:00:21.006 --> 00:00:25.333
{\an8}We just got a few bad apples
that like to crash into mountains.
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Movie Summary
Comedian Chris Rock performs a live stand-up special in Baltimore, Maryland.
