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Chris Rock: Four easy ways to get attention.
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Chris Rock: Number one easiest way to get attention, show your ass. Show your ass! You will get attention, even if you don't got ass! That's the world we live in. It's why Blac Chyna has more followers than Gayle King. 'Cause Chyna is showing that ass.
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Chris Rock: Number two easiest way to get attention is to be infamous. Yeah. Do some fucked up shit. Shoot up a school. Try to stab Dave Chappelle at a show. That's right, infamy. You will get attention.
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Chris Rock: Number three easiest way to get attention, to be excellent. That's right. Like Serena Williams, greatest tennis player to ever play the game. Absolutely excellent! Being excellent will get you attention, but it's hard being excellent. You gotta get up in the morning. You gotta work out. You gotta practice. It is much easier to show your ass.
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Chris Rock: And the number four easiest way to get attention is to be a victim. It's like "Where he going with this?" Don't get me wrong, there's no victim-shaming going on. No. No, no, no, no. There are real victims in this world. There are people that have gone through unspeakable trauma, and they need your love, your support, and they need your care. But if everybody claims to be a victim when the real victims need help, ain't nobody gonna be there to help them, okay? Right now, we live in a world where the emergency room is filled up with motherfuckers with paper cuts
[one]
Chris Rock: Number one easiest way to get attention, show your ass. Show your ass! You will get attention, even if you don't got ass! That's the world we live in. It's why Blac Chyna has more followers than Gayle King. 'Cause Chyna is showing that ass.
[two]
Chris Rock: Number two easiest way to get attention is to be infamous. Yeah. Do some fucked up shit. Shoot up a school. Try to stab Dave Chappelle at a show. That's right, infamy. You will get attention.
[three]
Chris Rock: Number three easiest way to get attention, to be excellent. That's right. Like Serena Williams, greatest tennis player to ever play the game. Absolutely excellent! Being excellent will get you attention, but it's hard being excellent. You gotta get up in the morning. You gotta work out. You gotta practice. It is much easier to show your ass.
[four]
Chris Rock: And the number four easiest way to get attention is to be a victim. It's like "Where he going with this?" Don't get me wrong, there's no victim-shaming going on. No. No, no, no, no. There are real victims in this world. There are people that have gone through unspeakable trauma, and they need your love, your support, and they need your care. But if everybody claims to be a victim when the real victims need help, ain't nobody gonna be there to help them, okay? Right now, we live in a world where the emergency room is filled up with motherfuckers with paper cuts
Full Transcript
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And how do you get attention
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Four easy ways to get attention
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Number one easiest way to get attention
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show your ass
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Show your ass
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You will get attention even if you don't got ass
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That's the world we live in
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It's why Blac Chyna has more followers than Gayle King
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'Cause Chyna is showing that ass
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That's right So number one show your ass
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Number two easiest way to get attention
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is to be infamous
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Yeah Do some fucked up shit Shoot up a school
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Try to stab Dave Chappelle at a show
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That's right infamy You will get attention
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Number three easiest way to get attention
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that's right to be excellent
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That's right Like Serena Williams
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greatest tennis player to ever play the game
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Absolutely excellent
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Being excellent will get you attention but it's hard being excellent
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You gotta get up in the morning
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You gotta work out You gotta practice
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It is much easier to show your ass
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That's right That's right
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And the number four easiest way to get attention number four
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is to be a victim
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Ooh
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It's like Where he going with this
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Don't get me wrong there's no victim shaming going on
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No No no no no There are real victims in this world
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There are people that have gone through unspeakable trauma
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and they need your love your support and they need your care
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But if everybody claims to be a victim
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when the real victims need help
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ain't nobody gonna be there to help them okay
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And right now we live in a world
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where the emergency room is filled up with motherfuckers with paper cuts
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Movie Summary
Comedian Chris Rock performs a live stand-up special in Baltimore, Maryland.
