Everybody is trying to be a victim. Like, what's this girl Meghan Markle? Seemed like a...
Join the conversation
Log in or create an account to leave a comment
Log In
Chris Rock: Everybody is trying to be a victim. Like, what's this girl Meghan Markle? Seemed like a nice lady. Just complaining. I was like, "Didn't she hit the light-skinned lottery?" Hit the fucking light-skinned lottery, and still going on complaining. Acting all dumb, like she don't know nothing. Going on Oprah, "I didn't know. I had no idea how racist they were." -- It's the royal family. You didn't google these motherfuckers? What the fuck is she talking about, "she didn't know"? It's the royal family! They're the original racists! They invented colonialism! They're the OGs of racism. They're the Sugarhill Gang of racism. Like, "The hip-hop, the hippie, the hippie-dippie hip hip-hop and you don't stop" of racism. The fuck is she talking about, "I didn't know"? That's like marrying into the Budweiser family and going, "They drink a lot!" The fuck is she talking about?
Full Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:05.934
Back to the show Everybody is trying to be a victim
00:00:05.934 --> 00:00:08.006
Like what's this girl Meghan Markle
00:00:09.533 --> 00:00:12.934
Seemed like a nice lady
00:00:14.234 --> 00:00:17.009
Just complaining I was like Didn't she hit the light skinned lottery
00:00:19.967 --> 00:00:25.367
Hit the fucking light skinned lottery and still going on complaining
00:00:25.367 --> 00:00:28.367
Acting all dumb like she don't know nothing
00:00:28.367 --> 00:00:30.867
Going on Oprah I didn't know
00:00:30.867 --> 00:00:33.567
I had no idea how racist they were
00:00:33.567 --> 00:00:35.334
It's the royal family
00:00:36.634 --> 00:00:38.934
You didn't google these motherfuckers
00:00:40.734 --> 00:00:45.467
What the fuck is she talking about she didn't know
00:00:45.467 --> 00:00:48.006
The fuck It's the royal family
00:00:48.006 --> 00:00:51.067
They're the original racists
00:00:52.004 --> 00:00:54.009
They invented colonialism
00:00:55.009 --> 00:00:58.467
They're the OGs of racism
00:00:58.967 --> 00:01:01.467
They're the Sugarhill Gang of racism
00:01:05.999 --> 00:01:07.334
Like The hip hop the hippie
00:01:07.334 --> 00:01:11.134
the hippie dippie hip hip hop and you don't stop of racism
00:01:12.834 --> 00:01:16.667
The fuck is she talking about I didn't know
00:01:17.999 --> 00:01:20.001
That's like marrying into the Budweiser family
00:01:20.001 --> 00:01:22.867
and going They drink a lot
00:01:25.634 --> 00:01:27.934
The fuck is she talking about
Want This Clip in HD?
Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →
Movie Summary
Comedian Chris Rock performs a live stand-up special in Baltimore, Maryland.
