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'Cause on one hand, you know, I'm loving, I want a real relationship
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Chris Rock: Selective Outrage

'Cause on one hand, you know,I'm loving, I want a real relationship

'Cause on one hand, you know,
I'm loving, I want a real relationship

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'Cause on one hand, you know, I'm loving, I want a real relationship.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:22
Uploaded
Apr 21, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Chris Rock Entertainment

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Comedian Chris Rock performs a live stand-up special in Baltimore, Maryland.
"I want a Sunday kind of love." - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:07
"I want a Sunday kind of love."
I'm just bad. I'm like, "Ah, fuck all this shit." - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:07
I'm just bad. I'm like, "Ah, fuck all this sh...
Like, ladies, I will lick your ass - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:08
Like, ladies, I will lick your ass
But if we hold hands, you my girl. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:05
But if we hold hands, you my girl.
Why is holding hands more intimate than licking ass? - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:07
Why is holding hands more intimate than licking ass?
I'm doing the Netflix special tonight, I'm making a ton of money, - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:07
I'm doing the Netflix special tonight, I'm making ...
I can't tell you every woman I fucked, but I know every hand I ever held. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:06
I can't tell you every woman I fucked, but I know every...
Trying to date women my age, - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:08
Trying to date women my age,
Don't hate the player, hate the game. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:05
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
I didn't get rich and stay in shape to talk about Anita Baker. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:06
I didn't get rich and stay in shape to talk about Anita...
No, man, a lot of people think - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:07
No, man, a lot of people think
Men date younger women - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:07
Men date younger women
See, you go out with a 25-year-old, she just wants a pair of shoes. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:07
See, you go out with a 25-year-old, she just wants a pair of...
"I saw these shoes. Can I get these shoes?" - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:30
"I saw these shoes. Can I get these shoes?"
That's right. You go, "Fuck it. Get your shoes." - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:07
That's right. You go, "Fuck it. Get your shoes.&qu...
She's like, "You like your shoes, Daddy?" "You like your shoes?" - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:13
She's like, "You like your shoes, Daddy?" &qu...
You go out with a 45, 50-year-old, she's like, - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:09
You go out with a 45, 50-year-old, she's like,
I got to see contractors for this pussy, goddamn. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:07
I got to see contractors for this pussy, goddamn.
You go out with a 45, 50-year-old, they got a house that's falling apart. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:06
You go out with a 45, 50-year-old, they got a house that...
They're like, "You know anybody with a snake?" - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:07
They're like, "You know anybody with a snake?"...